Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, March 25, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the chin, but Sugar backs out of it.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 backs up Sugar with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a series of loud punches to the nose. Sugar doesn't seem bothered.
+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a stiff sweeping right to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of hard combinations to the mouth. Sugar retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 35 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar throws a volley of nasty combinations to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a loud jab to the chest.
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+Sugar hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of wild combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sugar lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong punches to the chest! Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 launches a jab to the ribs, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
+Sugar hurts Dorkness 1 with a volley of nice combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ties him up.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar backs out of it.
+Sugar lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Sugar with a series of mean combinations to the ribs! Sugar quickly recovers.
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-Sugar tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the chest. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a right combination to the ribs, but Sugar escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar covers himself well.
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+Sugar strikes with a series of punches to the stomach! Dorkness 1 laughs!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Sugar with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar tosses a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of left combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Sugar tattoos Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus! Sugar shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Sugar rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of wild punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of hard combinations to the solar plexus. Sugar quickly recovers.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Sugar ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Sugar steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a hard jab to the chest. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a series of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Sugar throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar quickly backs away.
+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the mouth! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 5 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Sugar probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a quick jab to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Sugar with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of left combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a series of nasty shots to the face. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Sugar stuns Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the jaw!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar covers himself well.
-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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+Sugar lands a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a mean straight right to the nose.
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the head. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 fires a right to the chest, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sugar lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Sugar throws a barrage of punches to the chin!! Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar rocks Dorkness 1 with a jab to the chin.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a barrage of combinations to the stomach!!
+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a jab to the temple.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a right roundhouse to the chest, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
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-Sugar lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Sugar escapes.
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 21 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but Sugar steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of combinations to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Sugar pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the nose!! Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 smashes Sugar with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye! Sugar grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Sugar with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Sugar hits with Dorkness 1 with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a series of right punches to the face, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 9 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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