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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, March 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of quick blows to the stomach.
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-Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Noodle strikes with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Noodle throws a series of vicious punches to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!!
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-Noodle attempts a series of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
+Noodle lands a flurry of stiff punches to the head!
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+Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild shots to the eye. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a right to the chest. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 seems wobbly!
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 51 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 58 of 60 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a loud straight right to the head.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Noodle attacks with a series of heavy punches to the mouth!
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-Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
-Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt!
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Noodle is hurt!
+Bug 4 hits with a series of nice punches to the face.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of light punches to the mouth.
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the temple. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a barrage of wild punches to the nose!!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Bug 4 launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a vicious jab to the stomach.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing shots to the mouth. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a hard jab to the eye.
-Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
-Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Bug 4 takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth! Noodle gets mad!
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye! Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a glancing right to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 66 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 95 of 119 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle fires a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple!! Bug 4 laughs!
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a pair of furious punches to the face.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach!
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle lands a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle lunges with a straight right to the head, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Bug 4 launches a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Noodle lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Noodle lashes out with a sweeping right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Bug 4 hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
+Noodle tosses a volley of solid punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Noodle is hurt!
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+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
+Noodle fires a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Bug 4 ignores it.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Noodle strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 80 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 35 of 52 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Noodle fires a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a furious right to the temple. Bug 4 laughs!
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-Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle backs out of it.
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+Bug 4 scores with a series of punches to the temple. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Noodle tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing shots to the head. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
-Noodle launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a nice jab to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a pair of heavy shots to the nose!
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+Noodle tosses a sweeping right to the jaw. Bug 4 ignores it.
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-Bug 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 57 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 29 of 51 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!