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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, March 23, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the nose. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of solid punches to the stomach. ... +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. ... +Noodle hits with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of quick blows to the stomach. ... -Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air. ... ... +Noodle strikes with a barrage of shots to the temple. ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a volley of punches to the ribs!! ... +Noodle throws a series of vicious punches to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... -Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Bug 4 ties him up. ... ... ... -Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it ... ... ... +Noodle connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!! ... ... -Noodle attempts a series of shots to the temple, but goes wide. +Noodle lands a flurry of stiff punches to the head! ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a series of punches to the face. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild shots to the eye. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a right to the chest. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle connects with a pair of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 seems wobbly! + The fighters trade punches to the nose. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 51 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 58 of 60 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. +Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a loud straight right to the head. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the face. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle attacks with a series of heavy punches to the mouth! ... -Bug 4 launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. -Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely. +Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt! +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Noodle is hurt! +Bug 4 hits with a series of nice punches to the face. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of light punches to the mouth. +Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the temple. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a barrage of wild punches to the nose!! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. +Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the head. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. ... -Bug 4 launches a volley of right punches to the face, but Noodle covers himself well. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a vicious jab to the stomach. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing shots to the mouth. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. ... +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a hard jab to the eye. -Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus! -Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely. ... +Bug 4 takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the eye. +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth! Noodle gets mad! +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye! Bug 4 doesn't notice. + The fighters trade punches to the face. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a glancing right to the jaw. ... +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of punches to the eye. +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Bug 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the temple. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 66 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 95 of 119 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Noodle fires a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple!! Bug 4 laughs! -Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Noodle backs out of it. ... +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the temple. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a pair of furious punches to the face. +Bug 4 fires a volley of stinging punches to the chin. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach! +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the chin. ... ... ... ... +Noodle lands a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. -Noodle lunges with a straight right to the head, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. ... ... ... -Bug 4 launches a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective. ... ... ... ... + The fighters exchange punches to the eye. ... -Noodle lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!! -Noodle lashes out with a sweeping right to the chest, but goes wide. +Bug 4 hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose. +Noodle tosses a volley of solid punches to the eye. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Noodle is hurt! ... +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the face. +Noodle fires a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Bug 4 ignores it. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a series of heavy punches to the chest. ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 80 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 35 of 52 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Noodle fires a series of powerful punches to the mouth. +Noodle lands a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus. ... ... +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a furious right to the temple. Bug 4 laughs! ... ... -Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle backs out of it. ... +Bug 4 scores with a series of punches to the temple. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. ... ... +Noodle takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away. ... -Noodle tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective. ... ... ... +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the eye. -Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective. -Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly. ... +Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the eye. +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing shots to the head. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. -Noodle launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a nice jab to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a pair of heavy shots to the nose! ... +Noodle tosses a sweeping right to the jaw. Bug 4 ignores it. ... ... ... -Bug 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. ... ... +Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw! ... +Noodle lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the face. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 48 of 57 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 29 of 51 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!