Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Zipp 010 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, March 23, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Zipp 010!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Neuman attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a volley of shots to the nose!
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-Zipp fires a series of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 17 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman belts Zipp with a right to the face.
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+Neuman jolts Zipp with a series of wild punches to the temple.
-Neuman tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zipp backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 16 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
+Neuman throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman hits Zipp with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Zipp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Neuman probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Neuman solidly lands a pair of blows to the mouth. Zipp falls against the ropes!
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-Neuman attempts a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Neuman stuns Zipp with a series of wild punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 35 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Neuman launches a series of punches to the face, but Zipp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman takes charge with a series of heavy punches to the chin. Zipp grimaces in pain.
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+Neuman fires a series of punches to the temple!! Zipp shakes his head to clear it.
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-Neuman attempts a jab to the ribs, but Zipp backs out of it.
+Neuman attacks with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 15 of 23 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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-Neuman paws a volley of left blows to the head, but Zipp blocks.
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-Neuman attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Neuman solidly lands a uppercut to the eye.
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-Zipp paws a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 50-45
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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+Neuman whacks Zipp with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman paws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Zipp quickly backs away.
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+Neuman lands a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs.
-Neuman throws a series of shots to the chest, but Zipp takes it in the forearms.
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-Zipp throws a pair of right blows to the nose, but Neuman backs out of it.
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-Neuman throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 22 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 60-54
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Neuman attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Zipp backs out of it.
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-Neuman lunges with a right sweeping right to the temple, but Zipp steps aside.
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-Zipp lunges with a sweeping right to the chin, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman grazes Zipp with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Neuman smashes Zipp with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 2 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 70-63
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman pummels Zipp with a jab to the stomach.
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+Neuman hurts Zipp with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman nails Zipp with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
-Neuman probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Neuman attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Zipp leaps aside.
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+Neuman jolts Zipp with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 31 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 80-72
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
-Neuman paws a right cross to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Zipp charges with a jab to the face, but Neuman deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman catches Zipp with a barrage of punches to the head. Zipp grimaces in pain.
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a cross to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 29 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 90-81
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman hits with a quick jab to the temple.
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-Neuman probes with a left uppercut to the chin, but goes wide.
-Neuman throws a volley of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Neuman hammers Zipp with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Neuman paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Zipp backs out of it.
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+Neuman annoys Zipp with a pair of punches to the nose. Zipp sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 33 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 100-90
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Neuman punches Zipp with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs!
+Neuman jolts Zipp with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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-Neuman attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Zipp leaps aside.
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-Zipp charges with a sweeping right to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Neuman solidly lands a glancing jab to the temple!
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of heavy punches to the nose!
-Neuman throws a series of right punches to the head, but Zipp stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 31 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 110-99
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman annoys Zipp with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Neuman annoys Zipp with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Zipp ducks.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 010 landed 2 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 9 of 14 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 120-108
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 120-108
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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