Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.Match Saturday, March 16, 2019In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Bug 4 hits with a mean jab to the solar plexus. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle fires a volley of painful punches to the chest. Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Noodle scores with a pair of loud shots to the stomach.
+Noodle throws a series of commanding punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest!
-Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
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+Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a jab to the solar plexus. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a powerful right to the chin!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the face. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
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+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple! Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Bug 4 lands a volley of loud punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle fires a quick roundhouse to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle fires a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Bug 4 tosses a pair of punches to the nose!! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 49 of 61 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 66 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Noodle lands a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Bug 4 throws a right jab to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!!
+Bug 4 hits with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Noodle lands a volley of light punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the head.
+Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Bug 4 charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chest. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle hits with a powerful sweeping right to the chin.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the face. Bug 4 laughs!
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a jab to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Bug 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a hard sweeping right to the nose.
+Bug 4 strikes with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a jab to the temple!!
+Bug 4 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a vicious jab to the stomach. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the head!
+Noodle fires a jab to the temple.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the ribs!
-Bug 4 attempts a series of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of strong punches to the face. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 throws a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 68 of 68 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 91 of 127 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Bug 4 covers up.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
-Bug 4 tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a volley of solid blows to the head.
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+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a pair of nice punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle lands a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a jab to the chest.
-Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Bug 4 stays away from it.
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 covers himself well.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a roundhouse to the temple.
-Bug 4 lashes out with a left jab to the head, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a commanding straight right to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a light jab to the solar plexus!
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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-Noodle attacks with a left to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of furious punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Noodle throws a vicious left to the eye. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a light jab to the nose.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 75 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 38 of 47 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28
Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Noodle laughs!
-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle ducks.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye!!
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 strikes with a quick left to the eye.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the face.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of strong punches to the chin! Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a stiff jab to the face!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!!
-Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a stiff left to the temple. Bug 4 gets mad!
+Noodle solidly lands a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Noodle fires a cross to the chest.
+Bug 4 strikes with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a strong straight right to the nose.
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+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a left to the mouth!
+Noodle connects with a painful left to the chin!
-Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of mean shots to the chest! Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Noodle fires a loud jab to the chin.
+Bug 4 throws a pair of light punches to the jaw. Noodle covers up.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a vicious left to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 85 of 85 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 101 of 117 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37
Noodle is obviously tired.
Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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