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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, March 16, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a mean jab to the solar plexus. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Noodle fires a volley of painful punches to the chest. Bug 4 doesn't notice. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. ... ... +Noodle scores with a pair of loud shots to the stomach. +Noodle throws a series of commanding punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the head. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. + The fighters trade punches to the chin. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest! -Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. ... ... ... ... ... ... +Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a jab to the solar plexus. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chin. -Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a powerful right to the chin! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. ... + The fighters swap punches to the mouth. ... ... -Noodle fires a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail. ... +Bug 4 attacks with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... +Noodle hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the face. Bug 4 seems wobbly! ... +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple! Noodle retreats to the far corner. ... ... +Bug 4 lands a volley of loud punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle fires a quick roundhouse to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" -Bug 4 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly. +Noodle fires a volley of quick punches to the mouth. -Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely. +Bug 4 tosses a pair of punches to the nose!! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 49 of 61 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 66 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the face. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle lands a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head. +Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. -Bug 4 throws a right jab to the temple, but Noodle steps aside. +Bug 4 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!! +Bug 4 hits with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin. + The fighters trade punches to the eye. +Noodle lands a volley of light punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the head. +Bug 4 attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs. -Bug 4 charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle deftly avoits it. +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chest. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye. +Bug 4 takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Noodle hits with a powerful sweeping right to the chin. +Noodle attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the face. +Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the face. Bug 4 laughs! -Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it. ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a jab to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" -Bug 4 probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a hard sweeping right to the nose. +Bug 4 strikes with a pair of hard punches to the nose. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a jab to the temple!! +Bug 4 solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw! + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the face. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a vicious jab to the stomach. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the head! +Noodle fires a jab to the temple. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the ribs! -Bug 4 attempts a series of blows to the nose, but misses completely. + The fighters swap punches to the head. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of strong punches to the face. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Bug 4 throws a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus! ... +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. +Noodle hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. +Noodle solidly lands a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 68 of 68 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 91 of 127 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Bug 4 covers up. ... ... +Bug 4 attacks with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach. -Bug 4 tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly. ... +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a volley of solid blows to the head. ... +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a pair of nice punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Noodle lands a flurry of stiff punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a jab to the chest. -Noodle fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but Bug 4 stays away from it. ... ... ... ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple. -Noodle attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 covers himself well. + The fighters trade punches to the face. ... ... ... +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a roundhouse to the temple. -Bug 4 lashes out with a left jab to the head, but Noodle ties him up. ... +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a commanding straight right to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. + The fighters swap punches to the eye. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a light jab to the solar plexus! +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a volley of stinging punches to the head. ... -Noodle attacks with a left to the eye, but to no avail. ... ... ... +Bug 4 connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of furious punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. +Noodle throws a vicious left to the eye. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. ... +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a light jab to the nose. +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the eye. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 75 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 38 of 47 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) + The fighters swap punches to the temple. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Noodle laughs! -Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle ducks. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a pair of quick punches to the nose. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. +Noodle fires a volley of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye!! -Bug 4 attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance. +Noodle connects with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the temple. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. +Bug 4 strikes with a quick left to the eye. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the face. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of strong punches to the chin! Noodle doesn't notice. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the eye. +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a stiff jab to the face! + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin. ... +Bug 4 connects with a flurry of punches to the chest!! +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!! -Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle narrowly avoids it +Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a stiff left to the temple. Bug 4 gets mad! +Noodle solidly lands a series of quick punches to the jaw. +Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chin. ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a volley of nice punches to the nose. +Noodle fires a cross to the chest. +Bug 4 strikes with a series of painful shots to the ribs. +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a strong straight right to the nose. ... +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a left to the mouth! +Noodle connects with a painful left to the chin! -Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the head, but fails to score. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!! +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of mean shots to the chest! Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" + The fighters exchange punches to the face. +Noodle fires a loud jab to the chin. +Bug 4 throws a pair of light punches to the jaw. Noodle covers up. +Bug 4 solidly lands a vicious left to the jaw. + The fighters trade punches to the face. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the temple. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 85 of 85 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 101 of 117 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!