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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Taxman by majority decision: 39-37, 38-38, 39-37.

Match Saturday, March 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 585 pounds (265 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Taxman!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.

+Noodle punches Taxman with a glancing jab to the face.
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+Noodle pounds Taxman with a volley of furious punches to the eye!
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+Noodle backs up Taxman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Taxman probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Taxman throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Taxman tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the eye.
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+Taxman hits with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Taxman catches Noodle with a volley of glancing shots to the ribs. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle lands a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Taxman tosses a series of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Taxman backs up Noodle with a pair of painful blows to the nose.
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+Noodle pops Taxman with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Taxman pops Noodle with a heavy left to the head.
+Noodle lands a series of stiff blows to the eye!!
+Noodle hammers Taxman with a nasty uppercut to the chin.
+Noodle punches Taxman with a flurry of mean punches to the temple. Taxman falls against the ropes!
+Taxman hits Noodle with a series of hard punches to the mouth!! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle pounds Taxman with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Taxman fires a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Taxman retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle clocks Taxman with a pair of furious blows to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Taxman with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Noodle slams Taxman with a pair of shots to the mouth. Taxman laughs!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy shots to the eye!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 66 punches, and Taxman landed 46 of 55 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Taxman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Taxman smacks Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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+Taxman stuns Noodle with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Noodle scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Noodle smacks Taxman with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple. Taxman falls against the ropes!
+Taxman attacks with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Taxman tosses a series of powerful blows to the ribs. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Taxman ignores it.
+Noodle slams Taxman with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Taxman retreats to the far corner.
+Taxman throws a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Taxman tags Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle pounds Taxman with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle catches Taxman with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. Taxman retreats to the far corner.
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+Taxman thumps Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head. Noodle laughs!
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+Taxman shakes Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Taxman suprises Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
-Taxman attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Noodle clocks Taxman with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Taxman smashes Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Taxman hurts Noodle with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Noodle tattoos Taxman with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. Taxman backpedals to his own corner.
+Taxman thumps Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the face.
-Taxman attacks with a series of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Taxman annoys Noodle with a nice left to the mouth.
+Noodle pops Taxman with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach!!
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Taxman lands a flurry of stinging punches to the eye! Noodle ignores it.
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+Taxman hits Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Taxman wallops Noodle with a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Taxman attacks with a pair of painful punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lashes out with a series of mean punches to the head. Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 61 punches, and Taxman landed 81 of 88 punches.

Taxman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Taxman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle suprises Taxman with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Taxman tags Noodle with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Taxman lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Taxman charges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle grazes Taxman with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Taxman probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it.
+Taxman backs up Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Taxman jolts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+Taxman wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the temple. Noodle ignores it.
+Taxman annoys Noodle with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Taxman belts Noodle with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle smashes Taxman with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the mouth. Taxman is hurt!
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+Noodle pops Taxman with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Taxman staggers Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
-Taxman paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Noodle catches Taxman with a series of blows to the mouth. Taxman covers up.
+Taxman throws a series of stinging punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle pummels Taxman with a series of punches to the jaw. Taxman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Taxman lands a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Taxman catches Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Noodle strikes with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Noodle hammers Taxman with a stiff right to the ribs. Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
+Taxman strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Noodle smacks Taxman with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tattoos Taxman with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Taxman probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
+Noodle throws a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Taxman is hurt!
+Taxman takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head. Noodle ignores it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Taxman hurts Noodle with a painful jab to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a volley of loud punches to the face. Taxman retreats to the far corner.
-Taxman paws a series of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach. Taxman ignores it.
+Taxman strikes with a pair of punches to the face.
+Taxman jolts Noodle with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle thumps Taxman with a hard straight right to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Noodle suprises Taxman with a furious sweeping right to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 76 of 78 punches, and Taxman landed 81 of 122 punches.

Taxman won the round 10-9

Taxman is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman covers up.

+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the face. Taxman grimaces in pain.
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+Taxman hammers Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tags Taxman with a flurry of stiff blows to the chin.
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle fires a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Noodle clocks Taxman with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Taxman doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Taxman narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle suprises Taxman with a volley of punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 40 of 67 punches, and Taxman landed 6 of 8 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!