Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Zipp 007 by unanimous decision: 119-108, 119-108, 119-108.Match Saturday, March 9, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Zipp 007!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Neuman attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Zipp steps aside.
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+Neuman fires a pair of furious punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 15 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 10-9
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Zipp lunges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman scores with a series of mean punches to the chin.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 7 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 10 of 16 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 20-18
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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+Neuman nails Zipp with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Neuman wakes up the fans with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Zipp drills Neuman with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Neuman attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Zipp deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman whacks Zipp with a cross to the head.
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-Neuman probes with a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Zipp hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 4 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 30 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 30-27
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Neuman attacks with a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman pokes Zipp with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Zipp tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman staggers Zipp with a quick straight right to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 21 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 40-36
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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+Neuman clocks Zipp with a flurry of glancing shots to the mouth.
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+Neuman takes charge with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw. Zipp asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Neuman fires a volley of punches to the face, but Zipp hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Zipp strikes with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Neuman hits Zipp with a pair of solid blows to the mouth. Zipp doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 4 of 9 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 49-45
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Zipp covers up.
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of nasty shots to the chest.
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-Zipp tries to land a left uppercut to the chin, but Neuman covers himself well.
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-Neuman probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Zipp ducks.
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-Neuman fires a right left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 4 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 22 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 59-54
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman pummels Zipp with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Neuman fires a right jab to the temple, but Zipp covers himself well.
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+Neuman stuns Zipp with a right to the eye. Zipp covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 69-63
Zipp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Zipp attempts a flurry of left shots to the face, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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-Neuman paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Zipp quickly backs away.
+Neuman tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Neuman stuns Zipp with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 33 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 79-72
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman hits with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw. Zipp hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Neuman smashes Zipp with a series of light shots to the eye.
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+Neuman smashes Zipp with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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-Neuman charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Zipp backs out of it.
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-Neuman attacks with a right jab to the head, but Zipp deftly avoits it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 30 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 89-81
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman throws a volley of powerful blows to the mouth!
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+Neuman tosses a series of stinging punches to the chin!
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+Neuman lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Zipp tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman slams Zipp with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Zipp asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Neuman lunges with a series of blows to the face, but Zipp hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 9 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 32 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 99-90
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Neuman strikes with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman tries to land a jab to the jaw, but Zipp beats a hasty retreat.
+Neuman tags Zipp with a series of heavy shots to the face.
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+Neuman hits with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Neuman probes with a left to the mouth, but Zipp ducks.
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-Neuman tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but Zipp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman tags Zipp with a glancing left to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 32 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 109-99
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Zipp covers up.
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Neuman hammers Zipp with a off balance jab to the temple.
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-Zipp probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Neuman throws a series of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Zipp 007 landed 3 of 8 punches, and Alfred E. Neuman landed 9 of 16 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 119-108
Zipp doesn't even want to rest!
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 119-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 119-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 2: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 119-108
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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