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(Heavyweight) Coal Cracker Slob defeated Stinky Ferret by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, March 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 340 pounds (154 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Slob!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Stinky Ferret!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret tries a pair of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Ferret pummels Coal with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Coal attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but Ferret steps aside.
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-Ferret throws a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Coal ducks just in time.
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+Coal takes charge with a nice straight right to the mouth.
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+Coal annoys Ferret with a volley of solid punches to the chin. Ferret asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coal solidly lands a wild cross to the eye.
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+Coal fires a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 25 of 33 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 6 of 25 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 10-9


Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ferret doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Ferret belts Coal with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!
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+Coal belts Ferret with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Coal scores with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Coal hits with a barrage of powerful combinations to the ribs. Ferret ignores it.
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+Coal throws a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!!
-Ferret tries to land a volley of right combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coal hurts Ferret with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Ferret attempts a cross to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Coal whacks Ferret with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Ferret attempts a volley of left combinations to the nose, but goes wide.
+Coal fires a jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 29 of 30 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 25 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 20-18


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret paws a pair of combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Coal pops Ferret with a commanding jab to the ribs.
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+Coal tags Ferret with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Coal smashes Ferret with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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-Ferret fires a flurry of right combinations to the jaw, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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-Ferret fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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+Coal tosses a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
+Coal connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach!! Ferret sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Ferret launches a pair of left combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 28 of 32 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 23 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 30-27


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coal backpedals and jabs.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Coal tosses a wild jab to the jaw.
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-Ferret fires a volley of left combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Ferret tries to land a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but Coal stays away from it.
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-Ferret paws a pair of right combinations to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 8 of 8 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 4 of 24 punches.

Stinky Ferret won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 39-37


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Coal hits with a pair of punches to the ribs. Ferret quickly recovers.
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+Coal lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Coal fires a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Coal hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Ferret lashes out with a left sweeping right to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Coal tattoos Ferret with a series of furious blows to the ribs.
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-Ferret charges with a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
+Coal throws a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Ferret throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Coal ducks.
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+Coal hits Ferret with a jab to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 30 of 32 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 24 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 49-46


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Coal backpedals and jabs.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret paws a pair of left punches to the head, but Coal escapes.
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+Coal catches Ferret with a volley of punches to the nose!! Ferret sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Ferret paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Ferret attempts a jab to the chin, but Coal backs out of it.
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-Ferret tries a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Coal steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 8 of 8 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 4 of 25 punches.

Stinky Ferret won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 58-56


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Coal punches Ferret with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Ferret takes charge with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Coal shakes his head to clear it.
-Ferret probes with a pair of left combinations to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Coal throws a pair of combinations to the ribs.
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+Coal hits Ferret with a barrage of painful punches to the chest. Ferret backpedals to his own corner.
-Ferret lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Ferret lashes out with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Coal fires a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Coal pummels Ferret with a wild jab to the solar plexus! Ferret asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coal clocks Ferret with a commanding straight right to the chest. Ferret hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 28 of 30 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 23 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 68-65


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Coal backpedals and jabs.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Coal ducks just in time.
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-Ferret launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Ferret attempts a volley of left combinations to the face, but misses.
+Coal tags Ferret with a pair of off balance punches to the head. Ferret gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 7 of 7 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 4 of 22 punches.

Stinky Ferret won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 77-75


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Coal tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Coal pokes Ferret with a volley of punches to the head. Ferret retreats to the far corner.
-Ferret attempts a pair of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coal fires a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Coal connects with a volley of quick shots to the head! Ferret sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Ferret probes with a volley of combinations to the face, but Coal deftly avoits it.
+Ferret throws a stinging jab to the mouth.
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-Ferret fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Coal throws a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Coal hits with a stiff roundhouse to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 30 of 34 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 24 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 87-84


Coal doesn't even want to rest!

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Coal tags Ferret with a loud jab to the chin.
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+Coal jolts Ferret with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
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-Ferret probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Coal staggers Ferret with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Ferret tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Ferret tries to land a volley of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ferret lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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+Ferret punches Coal with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Coal backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coal suprises Ferret with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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+Coal hits Ferret with a combination to the nose.
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+Coal strikes with a pair of light punches to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 26 of 31 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 24 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 97-93


Coal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret probes with a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Coal annoys Ferret with a pair of stinging shots to the temple.
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+Coal tags Ferret with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Coal throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Coal annoys Ferret with a series of loud shots to the mouth. Ferret asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Ferret probes with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but goes wide.
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+Ferret lands a stinging roundhouse to the face.
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+Coal connects with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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+Coal whacks Ferret with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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-Ferret attacks with a right to the mouth, but Coal backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 30 of 33 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 24 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 107-102


Coal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 12

Coal stays outside and uses his jab.
Ferret tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Ferret throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Ferret probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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-Ferret attempts a combination to the temple, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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+Coal annoys Ferret with a series of nasty shots to the nose.
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+Coal punches Ferret with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Coal staggers Ferret with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
-Ferret tries to land a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Coal covers himself well.
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+Coal lashes out with a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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+Ferret hits with a pair of quick combinations to the jaw.
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+Coal drills Ferret with a stinging jab to the head.
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+Coal attacks with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Coal Cracker Slob landed 30 of 32 punches, and Stinky Ferret landed 5 of 25 punches.

Coal Cracker Slob won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Slob is winning the fight 117-111


Coal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ferret remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 9: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 10: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9

Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 9: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 10: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9

Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 2: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 4: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 5: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 6: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 7: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 8: Stinky Ferret 10-9
Round 9: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 10: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 11: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Slob 10-9

Total Score: Coal Cracker Slob 117-111

Coal Cracker Slob wins by decision!