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(Super-Welterweight) Eldrazi Conscription defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, March 7, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Eldrazi Conscription!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Tutu! jolts Conscription with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! suprises Conscription with a series of punches to the chest. Conscription doesn't seem bothered.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription probes with a pair of shots to the head, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
-Conscription throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
+Conscription jars Tutu! with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription fires a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Conscription steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! attacks with a pair of strong punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 19 of 29 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 24 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Conscription steps aside.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! punches Conscription with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription attacks with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Tutu! ties him up.
-Conscription fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Tutu! lunges with a right cross to the solar plexus, but Conscription ducks just in time.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Tutu! annoys Conscription with a series of off balance punches to the stomach!
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+Conscription scores with a volley of strong blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 15 of 25 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 20-19


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conscription tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! scores with a jab to the ribs!
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conscription hits Tutu! with a flurry of wild punches to the chest!
-Conscription attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 25 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 24 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!

Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu! hits with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Conscription lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
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+Tutu! annoys Conscription with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest. Conscription grimaces in pain.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Conscription deftly avoits it.
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+Conscription nails Tutu! with a glancing uppercut to the solar plexus. Tutu! ignores it.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu! lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Conscription beats a hasty retreat.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Conscription suprises Tutu! with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 40 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 22 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-38


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu! hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest!!
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! tosses a pair of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Conscription lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription grazes Tutu! with a volley of heavy blows to the chest. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Tutu! paws a right hook to the chest, but Conscription leaps aside.
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-Conscription launches a cross to the stomach, but he's too slow.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 23 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 21 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu! solidly lands a loud jab to the stomach. Conscription hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Conscription connects with a barrage of powerful shots to the chest.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Tutu! takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+Tutu! backs up Conscription with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription fires a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Tutu! connects with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! attacks with Conscription with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Conscription smacks Tutu! with a flurry of blows to the chest!
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 39 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 22 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-57


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Tutu! thumps Conscription with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! attacks with a straight right to the chest!!
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-Conscription charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Conscription probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Tutu! steps aside.
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+Conscription thumps Tutu! with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
-Conscription attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Conscription punches Tutu! with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 24 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 30 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Tutu! punches Conscription with a jab to the solar plexus!! Conscription hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Conscription fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Tutu! punches Conscription with a flurry of glancing shots to the ribs.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Conscription ducks.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! staggers Conscription with a pair of punches to the chest.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription staggers Tutu! with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Tutu! attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Conscription rocks Tutu! with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Conscription attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Tutu! leaps aside.
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-Conscription throws a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 21 of 41 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 17 of 30 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-76


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Tutu! attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription pummels Tutu! with a series of punches to the mouth. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tutu! lands a flurry of loud punches to the ribs!!
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+Conscription hits with a uppercut to the eye. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Conscription launches a barrage of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
+Tutu! drills Conscription with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Conscription hurts Tutu! with a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
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-Conscription lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 23 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 34 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Tutu! is obviously tired.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Conscription solidly lands a pair of blows to the nose.
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-Conscription lunges with a series of right punches to the face, but Tutu! backs out of it.
-Tutu! tries to land a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Conscription charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Conscription fires a barrage of painful punches to the head.
-Tutu! paws a jab to the chin, but Conscription ducks just in time.
-Tutu! probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tutu! tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription lashes out with a right uppercut to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu! tosses a series of glancing punches to the eye. Conscription shakes his head to clear it.
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+Conscription attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth!
+Tutu! solidly lands a quick cross to the mouth.
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+Tutu! fires a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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-Tutu! charges with a roundhouse to the face, but Conscription ties him up.
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+Tutu! whacks Conscription with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Tutu! rocks Conscription with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth! Conscription doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 23 of 41 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 31 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 96-95


Tutu! is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Conscription catches Tutu! with a volley of solid roundhouses to the nose.
+Conscription tags Tutu! with a barrage of stiff hooks to the face.
Conscription lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Tutu! goes over backwards!!

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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Conscription charges with a left cross to the chin, but Tutu! steps aside.
+Conscription jolts Tutu! with a pair of strong punches to the eye. Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Conscription lands a barrage of heavy punches to the nose!
+Tutu! hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Conscription hits with a barrage of punches to the nose!
Conscription lands a powerful left haymaker and Tutu! is knocked off his feet!!

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Tutu! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Conscription launches a pair of right uppercuts to the face, but comes up empty.
+Tutu! staggers Conscription with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Conscription is hurt!
+Tutu! jars Conscription with a series of loud punches to the head.
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+Tutu! catches Conscription with a jab to the nose. Conscription gets mad!
+Conscription stuns Tutu! with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Tutu! attempts a pair of right crosses to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Tutu! shakes Conscription with a stiff roundhouse to the nose. Conscription doesn't seem bothered.
-Tutu! attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Conscription blocks.
+Conscription pops Tutu! with a pair of painful crosses to the chin.
Conscription lands a vicious cross to the jaw and Tutu! is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Eldrazi Conscription wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Tutu! collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 2: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 3: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Eldrazi Conscription wins by a knockout!