Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Lights Off by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, March 6, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Lights Off!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Lights clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 hammers Lights with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Lights lands a stiff left to the nose.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lights pounds Dorkness 5 with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
+Lights connects with a uppercut to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a pair of loud punches to the head.
+Lights throws a volley of blows to the face.
+Dorkness 5 pops Lights with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Lights seems wobbly!
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed left haymaker and Lights lands flat on his back!!
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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lights hurts Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the eye. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lights shakes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Lights with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of wild combinations to the mouth. Lights is hurt!
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Lights goes down!!
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Lights struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lights connects with a painful hook to the chin.
Lights lands a decisive blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Lights hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 staggers Lights with a flurry of combinations to the mouth. Lights covers up.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a right jab to the face, but Lights ties him up.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of strong combinations to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 punches Lights with a barrage of stinging combinations to the chin. Lights sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 5 lands a quick left hook and Lights's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lights doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken tooth.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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