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(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated WTFH!!! by unanimous decision: 115-111, 115-112, 114-112.

Match Wednesday, March 6, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is WTFH!!!!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Wtfh!!! throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Wtfh!!! pokes Slim with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Slim hammers Wtfh!!! with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Slim throws a left to the eye, but misses.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim tags Wtfh!!! with a series of painful punches to the face.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! hits with a pair of powerful blows to the mouth.
+Slim backs up Wtfh!!! with a commanding uppercut to the jaw. Wtfh!!! covers up.
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+Wtfh!!! lands a flurry of quick blows to the chin.
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-Wtfh!!! charges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Wtfh!!! tries to land a barrage of left shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slim catches Wtfh!!! with a pair of light blows to the eye! Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 11 of 23 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wtfh!!! lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slim paws a pair of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Wtfh!!! paws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Slim backs out of it.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim tattoos Wtfh!!! with a solid left to the head.
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+Wtfh!!! solidly lands a flurry of blows to the stomach.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim fires a series of punches to the face.
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+Slim hits Wtfh!!! with a pair of strong blows to the eye.
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-Wtfh!!! probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Slim covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 11 of 26 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 20 of 24 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

WTFH!!! is winning the fight 20-19


Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Wtfh!!! scores with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus. Slim shakes his head to clear it.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim wakes up the fans with a series of stinging punches to the head!! Wtfh!!! shakes his head to clear it.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slim hits with a pair of glancing punches to the face!
+Wtfh!!! belts Slim with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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+Slim hits with a pair of powerful shots to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 12 of 26 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 19 of 23 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

WTFH!!! is winning the fight 30-28


Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Wtfh!!! lands Slim with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Wtfh!!! connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Wtfh!!! paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Slim quickly backs away.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! stuns Slim with a series of blows to the stomach!!
+Slim fires a pair of loud punches to the temple.
+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Wtfh!!! quickly recovers.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim tattoos Wtfh!!! with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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+Slim takes charge with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-Slim attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Wtfh!!! leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 12 of 22 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 34 of 49 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slim fires a right jab to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Slim staggers Wtfh!!! with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Slim pummels Wtfh!!! with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Slim tags Wtfh!!! with a strong straight right to the head.
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+Slim hits Wtfh!!! with a pair of painful blows to the jaw.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtfh!!! probes with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Wtfh!!! hits with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Slim catches Wtfh!!! with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
+Wtfh!!! backs up Slim with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
-Slim charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 11 of 23 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 35 of 50 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 48-47


Wtfh!!! doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slim nails Wtfh!!! with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Slim smacks Wtfh!!! with a jab to the face.
+Wtfh!!! pops Slim with a uppercut to the chest!
-Slim probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slim grazes Wtfh!!! with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Slim tosses a pair of punches to the nose!!
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Wtfh!!! paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim covers himself well.
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+Wtfh!!! takes charge with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Slim grazes Wtfh!!! with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Wtfh!!! backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a off balance jab to the jaw.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 12 of 24 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 37 of 44 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 58-56


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Wtfh!!! fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim covers himself well.
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+Slim lands a flurry of punches to the face.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtfh!!! punches Slim with a pair of powerful punches to the chest!!
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim staggers Wtfh!!! with a wild jab to the chin.
-Wtfh!!! lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slim covers himself well.
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+Wtfh!!! strikes with a volley of light shots to the chest. Slim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Slim tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Wtfh!!! stays away from it.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim stuns Wtfh!!! with a barrage of strong punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 12 of 24 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 16 of 23 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 67-66


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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-Slim launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Wtfh!!! stays away from it.
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-Wtfh!!! attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
+Wtfh!!! fires a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Slim drills Wtfh!!! with a vicious jab to the chin!
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+Wtfh!!! smacks Slim with a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Slim lashes out with a pair of solid blows to the nose.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim fires a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Wtfh!!! quickly recovers.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim pops Wtfh!!! with a series of commanding shots to the jaw.
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-Wtfh!!! charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but Slim ducks.
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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 9 of 24 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 41 of 54 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 77-75


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Slim hits Wtfh!!! with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim hurts Wtfh!!! with a straight right to the mouth.
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+Wtfh!!! strikes with a straight right to the stomach! Slim asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Wtfh!!! lashes out with a mean uppercut to the solar plexus!! Slim seems wobbly!
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Wtfh!!! attacks with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Slim attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim pounds Wtfh!!! with a series of glancing punches to the mouth. Wtfh!!! covers up.
+Slim attacks with a pair of solid punches to the eye!
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+Slim nails Wtfh!!! with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye!! Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slim pounds Wtfh!!! with a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 13 of 33 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 43 of 47 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 87-84


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Wtfh!!! throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slim ducks just in time.
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-Wtfh!!! tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Wtfh!!! wakes up the fans with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
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+Wtfh!!! pummels Slim with a pair of glancing shots to the chest. Slim quickly recovers.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtfh!!! throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Wtfh!!! lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Slim deftly avoits it.
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+Wtfh!!! hits with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 16 of 43 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 7 punches.

WTFH!!! won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 96-94


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Wtfh!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim backpedals and jabs.

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+Slim staggers Wtfh!!! with a series of strong punches to the chin!
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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a pair of punches to the mouth. Wtfh!!! seems wobbly!
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
+Slim drills Wtfh!!! with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Wtfh!!! tries a uppercut to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slim smacks Wtfh!!! with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a pair of stinging shots to the temple.
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+Wtfh!!! throws a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim lands a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. Wtfh!!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Wtfh!!! pummels Slim with a series of blows to the ribs. Slim quickly recovers.
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Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim punches Wtfh!!! with a series of punches to the stomach!
Slim tries to attack, but Wtfh!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim shakes Wtfh!!! with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Wtfh!!! tosses a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Slim covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 19 of 41 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 38 of 49 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 106-103


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Wtfh!!! is brawling. (inside)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Wtfh!!! paws a pair of shots to the face, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
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+Slim takes charge with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
-Wtfh!!! charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Wtfh!!! hits with a series of powerful shots to the face.
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-Wtfh!!! tries to land a left cross to the chin, but Slim steps aside.
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-Wtfh!!! throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Slim ducks.
+Wtfh!!! lands Slim with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Wtfh!!! attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Wtfh!!! lashes out with a flurry of loud shots to the nose. Slim doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTFH!!! landed 16 of 43 punches, and Slim Boy Fat landed 8 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 115-112


Wtfh!!! doesn't even want to rest!

Slim grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 2: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 3: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 10: WTFH!!! 10-9
Round 11: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 114-112

Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!