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(Toughman) Dino Slugger defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, March 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 329 pounds (149 kilograms) is Dino Slugger!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Slugger doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle belts Slugger with a stiff uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle hurts Slugger with a pair of off balance shots to the mouth.
+Noodle tags Slugger with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a barrage of punches to the temple. Slugger gets mad!
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+Slugger annoys Noodle with a flurry of shots to the face.
+Slugger tosses a volley of shots to the mouth.
Slugger lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Noodle lands flat on his back!!

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SEVEN
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle annoys Slugger with a series of loud punches to the face. Slugger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slugger scores with a volley of stiff blows to the nose. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle scores with a loud straight right to the chin. Slugger doesn't seem bothered.
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+Noodle smashes Slugger with a series of punches to the temple. Slugger grimaces in pain.
+Noodle tags Slugger with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the face. Slugger falls against the ropes!
Noodle lands a lightning right hook and Slugger bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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FOUR

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EIGHT
Slugger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger lands a barrage of stinging shots to the temple.
+Noodle hurts Slugger with a series of nice punches to the eye.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger hits with a volley of painful blows to the nose.
+Noodle pounds Slugger with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
+Noodle scores with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Slugger hits with a off balance hook to the head.
+Slugger hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Slugger grazes Noodle with a series of light shots to the eye.
+Slugger catches Noodle with a left to the nose.
+Slugger hits Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of nice punches to the temple!
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+Slugger pokes Noodle with a uppercut to the head. Noodle ignores it.
Slugger lands a ferocious left hook and Noodle falls to the canvas!!

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NINE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 39 of 41 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 64 of 68 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-9

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 10-9


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of wild punches to the face. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slugger drills Noodle with a series of hard punches to the temple.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle grazes Slugger with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Slugger thumps Noodle with a flurry of blows to the face!
+Noodle jolts Slugger with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the jaw. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle slams Slugger with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
+Slugger hits Noodle with a barrage of vicious blows to the face.
+Noodle shakes Slugger with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Slugger wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the nose! Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle annoys Slugger with a jab to the nose.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Slugger nails Noodle with a series of light punches to the nose.
Slugger lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Noodle falls senseless!!

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FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger tattoos Noodle with a flurry of light blows to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger punches Noodle with a volley of furious blows to the nose.
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+Slugger belts Noodle with a series of stiff shots to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle drills Slugger with a series of shots to the face.
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+Noodle suprises Slugger with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 39 of 44 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 71 of 71 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 20-17


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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+Slugger fires a volley of nice blows to the nose.
+Slugger smashes Noodle with a volley of punches to the head.
+Noodle strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Noodle whacks Slugger with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Slugger pummels Noodle with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Noodle clocks Slugger with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle fires a volley of painful punches to the stomach.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Slugger covers up.
+Slugger clocks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle shakes Slugger with a furious left to the temple.
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+Noodle strikes with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle scores with a furious jab to the chest.
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+Slugger suprises Noodle with a pair of solid blows to the face.
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+Slugger connects with a flurry of shots to the chin!!
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle hits with a off balance jab to the stomach.
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+Slugger hits with a pair of blows to the head. Noodle seems wobbly!
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+Slugger tosses a barrage of hard shots to the face.
Slugger lands a vicious left smash to the jaw and Noodle is knocked down!!

ONE

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THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye!
+Noodle hurts Slugger with a painful straight right to the chest.
+Slugger suprises Noodle with a powerful right to the jaw. Noodle ignores it.
+Noodle rocks Slugger with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 41 of 42 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 82 of 82 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 30-25


Slugger is obviously tired.

Noodle is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Noodle whacks Slugger with a mean uppercut to the stomach.
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+Noodle slams Slugger with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle thumps Slugger with a jab to the ribs.
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+Slugger tosses a pair of painful blows to the nose.
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+Noodle backs up Slugger with a barrage of powerful punches to the face!
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+Noodle hits Slugger with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
+Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
+Noodle clocks Slugger with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin.
Slugger lands a quick uppercut and Noodle goes over backwards!!

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SEVEN
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle clocks Slugger with a stinging straight right to the eye. Slugger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+Noodle shakes Slugger with a series of quick blows to the head.
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+Slugger tattoos Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
+Noodle throws a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger smashes Noodle with a volley of powerful shots to the eye!!
+Noodle hits with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Slugger thumps Noodle with a pair of blows to the face!!
Slugger lands a thundering left haymaker and Noodle is knocked out of the ring!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Dino Slugger wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slugger is obviously tired.

Noodle collapses limply onto his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-9
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-9
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-9
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8

Dino Slugger wins by a knockout!