Public Fight Report

(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Dummy Load V by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Wednesday, February 27, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dummy Load V!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Load V leaps aside.
+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Load V with a series of nice punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of furious punches to the face.
+Dorkness 5 scores with Load V with a bite to the ear! This is terrible!
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+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a quick jab to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a roundhouse to the nose, but Load V deftly avoits it.
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+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Load V with a volley of wild combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 33 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 32 of 33 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 10-9

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Load V doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Load V fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Load V annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
+Load V connects with a series of stiff combinations to the solar plexus! Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but Load V ducks.
+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+Load V connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 26 of 30 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 20-18

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Load V doesn't even want to rest!

ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a stiff jab to the ribs. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
+Load V pops Dorkness 5 with a nice left to the chest.
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+Load V attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Load V hurts Dorkness 5 with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 hurts Load V with a series of wild combinations to the stomach. Load V grimaces in pain.
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+Load V hurts Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud punches to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Load V with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 27 of 30 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 30-27

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a jab to the chest, but Load V quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of left combinations to the stomach, but Load V blocks.
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+Load V hurts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 5 annoys Load V with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 39-37

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V stuns Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 tags Load V with a heavy roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Load V thumps Dorkness 5 with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Load V tosses a pair of punches to the chest!! Dorkness 5 gets mad!
+Load V rocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of nasty combinations to the stomach.
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+Load V jars Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 25 of 31 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 49-46

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hammers Load V with a series of combinations to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a left combination to the ribs, but Load V steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 58-56

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V strikes with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Load V lashes out with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 jars Load V with a barrage of nasty combinations to the stomach. Load V asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Load V throws a series of punches to the stomach!
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-Load V lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Load V ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Load V throws a left to the solar plexus.
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+Load V pummels Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the chest!! Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Load V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Load V with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 22 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 67-66

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 paws a jab to the stomach, but Load V ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Load V with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
+Load V jolts Dorkness 5 with a series of furious blows to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Load V quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Load V with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Load V with a nice roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Load V stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 42 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 9

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V pops Dorkness 5 with a series of heavy punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Load V ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Load V grazes Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Load V with a volley of loud combinations to the chest!
-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Load V hides behind his gloves.
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+Load V throws a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Load V shakes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of combinations to the stomach!!
+Load V hits with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Load V fires a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Load V with a pair of vicious combinations to the chest. Load V sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 40 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 30 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 86-85

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V is obviously tired.

ROUND 10

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 tags Load V with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Load V hits with a hard jab to the eye!
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 fires a vicious left to the chest.
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-Load V lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs!
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+Load V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a volley of painful punches to the chin!
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Load V with a solid sweeping right to the stomach.
+Load V hammers Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Load V hammers Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious punches to the head. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Load V shakes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of furious combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of right combinations to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 5 jars Load V with a wild sweeping right to the ribs! Load V falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 39 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 25 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 96-94

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V is slowing down.

ROUND 11

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Load V with a series of painful combinations to the stomach! Load V laughs!
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-Load V probes with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
+ The fighters exchange combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 scores with a series of combinations to the ribs. Load V grimaces in pain.
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+Load V hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Load V hits with a powerful roundhouse to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 lands a series of loud punches to the stomach. Load V covers up.
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-Load V fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Load V probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Load V paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of powerful combinations to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Load V connects with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Load V connects with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 31 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 31 of 44 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 106-103

Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V looks exhausted.

ROUND 12

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V jars Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the face.
-Load V attacks with a left jab to the nose, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
+Dorkness 5 staggers Load V with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a crashing left hook and Load V is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!