Public Fight Report
(Middleweight) Jello Biafra and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS fought to a majority decision draw: 113-115, 114-114, 114-114.Match Thursday, April 20, 2000In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Jello Biafra!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Hurns quickly backs away.
+Hurns hammers Biafra with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Hurns throws a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra backs up Hurns with a series of quick punches to the head.
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-Biafra probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns backs out of it.
-Biafra fires a volley of blows to the chin, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
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-Biafra attacks with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Biafra fires a pair of mean blows to the mouth!
-Biafra charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
+Biafra hits with a uppercut to the mouth.
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-Hurns tries to land a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Hurns punches Biafra with a volley of punches to the head. Biafra falls against the ropes!
-Biafra tries to land a series of left blows to the chin, but Hurns blocks.
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+Hurns shakes Biafra with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Biafra backpedals to his own corner.
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-Biafra attempts a volley of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Biafra wallops Hurns with a barrage of strong shots to the chest.
+Hurns pummels Biafra with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Hurns pops Biafra with a sweeping right to the nose.
-Biafra attacks with a volley of left blows to the chin, but flails uselessly.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns annoys Biafra with a roundhouse to the face!!
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-Biafra probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hurns pops Biafra with a pair of shots to the mouth.
-Biafra launches a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Biafra throws a pair of light punches to the eye.
+Hurns hits Biafra with a barrage of punches to the head.
-Biafra lashes out with a volley of left blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Biafra throws a barrage of furious punches to the chin. Hurns backpedals to his own corner.
-Biafra probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but only hits air.
+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Hurns smashes Biafra with a wild jab to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 37 of 94 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 39 of 65 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 10-9
Biafra doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hurns doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Hurns takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Biafra staggers Hurns with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Hurns charges with a series of combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Biafra punches Hurns with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
-Biafra lashes out with a cross to the face, but comes up empty.
+Biafra lands a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra fires a volley of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Biafra hits with a barrage of shots to the chin.
+Biafra nails Hurns with a series of painful shots to the jaw!!
+Biafra grazes Hurns with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Biafra nails Hurns with a series of punches to the face. Hurns seems wobbly!
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+Biafra clocks Hurns with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
-Biafra fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Biafra pounds Hurns with a series of strong shots to the chin.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biafra thumps Hurns with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Biafra retreats to the far corner.
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+Hurns rocks Biafra with a series of mean shots to the ribs.
-Biafra probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but Hurns leaps aside.
+Hurns throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Biafra throws a pair of shots to the face, but Hurns ducks just in time.
-Biafra launches a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 51 of 92 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 18 of 33 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 20-18
Biafra doesn't even want to rest!
Hurns doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Biafra fights inside. (inside)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Hurns pounds Biafra with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Hurns tosses a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hurns wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Hurns attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Biafra narrowly avoids it
+Hurns staggers Biafra with a roundhouse to the chin.
-Hurns lunges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Hurns launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Biafra backs out of it.
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+Biafra tosses a series of nice punches to the stomach. Hurns gets mad!
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-Biafra throws a left hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Hurns tags Biafra with a volley of punches to the temple. Biafra sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hurns lands a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
+Hurns pummels Biafra with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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-Biafra lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Biafra probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Hurns leaps aside.
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-Hurns charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Hurns tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hurns hits Biafra with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Hurns hurts Biafra with a pair of shots to the temple.
+Hurns whacks Biafra with a pair of off balance blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 7 of 23 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 47 of 90 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 29-28
Biafra doesn't even want to rest!
Hurns doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Biafra fights inside. (inside)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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-Biafra tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
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+Biafra connects with a barrage of nice blows to the solar plexus. Hurns quickly recovers.
+Hurns hammers Biafra with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+Hurns lands a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
-Hurns tries a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Hurns fires a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Biafra asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hurns connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
-Biafra lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Hurns tries to land a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Biafra ducks.
+Hurns tattoos Biafra with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
+Hurns throws a flurry of loud blows to the head.
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a stinging jab to the chest.
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-Hurns charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Hurns catches Biafra with a pair of light punches to the temple. Biafra doesn't seem bothered.
-Hurns tries a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hurns lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Hurns lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Hurns probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Biafra lunges with a right left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Hurns pummels Biafra with a series of punches to the stomach. Biafra covers up.
+Hurns tags Biafra with a heavy right to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 8 of 23 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 56 of 89 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Biafra doesn't even want to rest!
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Biafra fights inside. (inside)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
-Hurns probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Biafra backs out of it.
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+Biafra pokes Hurns with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
-Hurns lunges with a left to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Hurns attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Biafra escapes.
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+Hurns grazes Biafra with a barrage of vicious blows to the face.
-Biafra lunges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but only hits air.
-Hurns probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Hurns paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Hurns hits with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Hurns throws Biafra with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Hurns belts Biafra with a series of glancing punches to the face. Biafra laughs!
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+Hurns throws a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Biafra charges with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
-Hurns attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Hurns charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Hurns wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Biafra tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Hurns tries a volley of shots to the jaw, but Biafra hides behind his gloves.
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+Hurns tags Biafra with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Hurns slams Biafra with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 7 of 24 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 49 of 79 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 48-47
Biafra doesn't even want to rest!
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Biafra strikes with a pair of powerful shots to the head.
-Biafra probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Hurns leaps aside.
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+Biafra takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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+Biafra hits with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
+Hurns smashes Biafra with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Biafra lashes out with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs. Hurns sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hurns pounds Biafra with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra solidly lands a series of stinging blows to the chest!
+Biafra stuns Hurns with a flurry of loud blows to the head.
+Hurns hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. Biafra backpedals to his own corner.
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-Biafra throws a hook to the chest, but Hurns escapes.
-Biafra attacks with a series of blows to the face, but to no avail.
+Biafra suprises Hurns with a pair of solid punches to the chin. Hurns laughs!
+ The fighters swap blows to the chin.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but Hurns backs out of it.
-Biafra tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Hurns steps aside.
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+Hurns attacks with a series of punches to the nose. Biafra laughs!
-Hurns launches a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Biafra jars Hurns with a volley of shots to the temple.
-Biafra fires a flurry of shots to the eye, but Hurns ducks just in time.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra grazes Hurns with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Hurns nails Biafra with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Hurns tries to land a volley of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Hurns annoys Biafra with a volley of stinging punches to the temple!
+Biafra hits with a volley of glancing shots to the chest.
-Biafra attempts a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
-Biafra attempts a right cross to the solar plexus, but Hurns covers himself well.
-Biafra launches a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Biafra lashes out with a wild jab to the stomach.
-Biafra charges with a pair of shots to the eye, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
+Hurns connects with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs. Biafra ignores it.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns fires a cross to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 45 of 92 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 42 of 89 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS is winning the fight 58-57
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Biafra attacks with Hurns with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Biafra attempts a flurry of right shots to the head, but Hurns blocks.
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+Biafra belts Hurns with a off balance uppercut to the stomach!
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-Biafra paws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Hurns escapes.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra lashes out with a volley of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Biafra attempts a barrage of right blows to the head, but falls short.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a pair of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Biafra throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Biafra stuns Hurns with a pair of quick punches to the head. Hurns ignores it.
+Biafra lands a volley of punches to the eye.
+Biafra lands a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Biafra fires a series of right shots to the nose, but Hurns stays away from it.
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-Biafra paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra annoys Hurns with a hook to the stomach.
+Biafra slams Hurns with a powerful cross to the chest. Hurns is hurt!
+Hurns jolts Biafra with a series of punches to the nose.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns attacks with a straight right to the mouth, but Biafra ducks.
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+Hurns hits with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Biafra quickly recovers.
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-Biafra paws a left hook to the jaw, but Hurns ducks.
-Biafra probes with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Hurns steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 35 of 97 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 14 of 31 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Biafra remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Biafra hits with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Hurns gets mad!
-Biafra fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
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-Biafra attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Biafra lashes out with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Hurns blocks.
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+Biafra throws a hook to the jaw.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Hurns probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Biafra beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hurns throws a series of hard punches to the head! Biafra falls against the ropes!
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-Hurns throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a pair of left blows to the head, but Hurns covers himself well.
+Hurns tags Biafra with a cross to the head.
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+Biafra punches Hurns with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Hurns beats a hasty retreat.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Hurns deftly avoits it.
-Biafra fires a volley of right shots to the face, but Hurns leaps aside.
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-Biafra launches a left hook to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Biafra charges with a series of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
+Biafra pokes Hurns with a hook to the face.
+Biafra wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice blows to the eye!!
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra paws a series of punches to the eye, but Hurns escapes.
-Biafra launches a series of right shots to the temple, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
-Biafra fires a barrage of left shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Biafra staggers Hurns with a barrage of shots to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 35 of 99 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 14 of 32 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 77-76
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Biafra pokes Hurns with a series of shots to the head. Hurns shakes his head to clear it.
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-Biafra probes with a right uppercut to the temple, but fails to score.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a right sweeping right to the head, but Hurns ducks.
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-Biafra attempts a right hook to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Biafra attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Biafra lashes out with a uppercut to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Biafra probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Biafra tags Hurns with a uppercut to the nose.
-Biafra charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Biafra smashes Hurns with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Biafra smashes Hurns with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
-Biafra throws a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Hurns leaps aside.
-Biafra charges with a series of punches to the eye, but Hurns ducks just in time.
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+Biafra tags Hurns with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Hurns asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hurns pops Biafra with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Biafra doesn't notice.
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+Biafra hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Biafra launches a volley of shots to the face, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
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-Biafra tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Biafra paws a volley of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Biafra throws a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 44 of 111 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 87-85
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Biafra thumps Hurns with a barrage of wild shots to the chest.
-Hurns attempts a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Biafra stays away from it.
+Biafra fires a volley of quick blows to the ribs.
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-Hurns throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Hurns wallops Biafra with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Biafra tries a pair of right shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Biafra attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but Hurns takes it in the forearms.
-Hurns tries a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Biafra launches a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Hurns wallops Biafra with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Biafra doesn't notice.
+Hurns jolts Biafra with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Biafra sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Biafra scores with a volley of vicious blows to the temple. Hurns backpedals to his own corner.
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-Biafra attempts a flurry of right blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Hurns wallops Biafra with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Hurns rocks Biafra with a series of punches to the eye.
+Hurns solidly lands a series of nice punches to the mouth.
-Biafra paws a cross to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Biafra shakes Hurns with a flurry of blows to the chest. Hurns seems wobbly!
+Biafra fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Hurns paws a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Hurns slams Biafra with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw! Biafra shakes his head to clear it.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple. Biafra ignores it.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the temple.
+Biafra backs up Hurns with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Biafra takes charge with a barrage of wild blows to the nose. Hurns ignores it.
+Hurns smacks Biafra with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Biafra jars Hurns with a flurry of strong blows to the jaw.
+Biafra pops Hurns with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Biafra charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns hits Biafra with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Biafra attacks with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but misses.
+Hurns punches Biafra with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
+Hurns annoys Biafra with a series of punches to the chin.
+Biafra wallops Hurns with a pair of wild shots to the stomach!
+Biafra smashes Hurns with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 47 of 84 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 73 of 129 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 96-95
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Biafra jolts Hurns with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Biafra attempts a series of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Biafra tags Hurns with a series of blows to the temple.
-Biafra paws a volley of shots to the nose, but Hurns steps aside and laughs.
+Hurns annoys Biafra with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
+Hurns tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Hurns hits with a hard jab to the face.
-Biafra tries to land a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hurns steps aside and laughs.
-Hurns fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Biafra stays away from it.
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-Hurns lunges with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Biafra takes it in the forearms.
-Biafra lashes out with a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Biafra tags Hurns with a flurry of painful blows to the chest.
-Hurns charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra launches a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
+Biafra fires a series of furious punches to the temple.
-Biafra lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Hurns ducks.
-Hurns launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Biafra ties him up.
+Hurns nails Biafra with a off balance jab to the chin!!
+Hurns throws a pair of painful blows to the nose!
-Biafra attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Hurns covers himself well.
+Hurns smashes Biafra with a series of punches to the eye. Biafra retreats to the far corner.
+Biafra pops Hurns with a volley of furious blows to the temple.
-Biafra probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Hurns ducks just in time.
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+Biafra whacks Hurns with a series of powerful shots to the ribs!
+Biafra nails Hurns with a barrage of furious blows to the stomach. Hurns covers up.
+Biafra fires a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+Hurns takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
-Biafra tries to land a series of shots to the jaw, but Hurns deftly avoits it.
-Hurns attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Biafra ties him up.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Biafra covers himself well.
-Hurns charges with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Hurns probes with a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hurns attempts a right left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hurns hits Biafra with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus! Biafra is hurt!
-Biafra throws a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Hurns tosses a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Hurns connects with a barrage of light blows to the face.
-Biafra lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Biafra hits Hurns with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Biafra launches a pair of right blows to the jaw, but misses.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 44 of 95 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 56 of 109 punches.
* TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Biafra flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Hurns is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Biafra probes with a series of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Biafra attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Biafra paws a barrage of blows to the head, but Hurns backs out of it.
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-Biafra throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Biafra probes with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Biafra attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
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-Biafra attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Biafra fires a volley of punches to the head, but Hurns narrowly avoids it
Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra lunges with a left right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Biafra probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Hurns steps aside.
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+Biafra lands a light left to the chest.
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+Biafra punches Hurns with a volley of painful shots to the head! Hurns falls against the ropes!
-Biafra probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Biafra paws a series of left shots to the mouth, but Hurns backs out of it.
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+Biafra belts Hurns with a vicious cross to the ribs.
-Biafra attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Hurns blocks.
-Biafra fires a series of right blows to the mouth, but Hurns backs out of it.
+Biafra hammers Hurns with a nasty hook to the temple!!
-Biafra throws a volley of punches to the head, but Hurns blocks.
-Biafra attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-Biafra attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Hurns hides behind his gloves.
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Hurns tries to attack, but Biafra hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Biafra charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jello Biafra landed 21 of 97 punches, and * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS landed 4 of 9 punches.
Jello Biafra won the round 10-9
Jello Biafra is winning the fight 115-114
Biafra grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hurns remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 6: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 7: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 8: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 11: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 12: Jello Biafra 10-9
Total Score: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 6: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 7: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 8: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 11: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 12: Jello Biafra 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 2: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 3: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 4: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 5: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 6: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 7: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 8: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 9: Jello Biafra 10-9
Round 10: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 11: * TOMMY THE HIT MAN HURNS 10-9
Round 12: Jello Biafra 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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