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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, February 23, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the head. +Noodle takes charge with a left to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... ... +Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye. +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the temple. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. ... ... ... +Noodle hits with a series of painful punches to the chest. -Bug 4 paws a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle deftly avoits it. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of punches to the eye. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the head. +Noodle throws a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt! ... +Noodle throws a volley of stinging punches to the nose. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus! +Noodle fires a series of mean shots to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a quick left to the chin. ... -Noodle launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 quickly backs away. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a heavy jab to the jaw. +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a painful roundhouse to the stomach. Noodle doesn't notice. ... +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face. Bug 4 covers up. ... +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose! Noodle backpedals to his own corner. -Bug 4 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle takes it in the forearms. + The fighters exchange punches to the face. ... ... ... +Bug 4 lands a heavy right to the stomach. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw! ... + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. -Noodle launches a right jab to the eye, but misses completely. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a loud left to the chin. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 52 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 53 of 64 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) -Bug 4 attacks with a sweeping right to the mouth, but Noodle escapes. -Bug 4 fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. + The fighters swap punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the head, but is ineffective. -Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Noodle stays away from it. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a stiff jab to the temple. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw! ... +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a glancing jab to the chest. +Bug 4 throws a series of loud punches to the temple. ... +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a nasty cross to the stomach. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the stomach. +Noodle takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Bug 4 quickly recovers. + The fighters trade punches to the chin. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of commanding punches to the chin. +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a jab to the face. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the head. +Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chest. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle lands a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs!! +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach. ... -Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty. +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the chin!! +Noodle scores with a mean left to the chin. +Noodle throws a series of nice punches to the face! Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of mean punches to the nose. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Bug 4 is hurt! ... + The fighters exchange punches to the head. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a series of punches to the temple!! Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach. + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 117 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a loud jab to the nose. Noodle quickly recovers. ... +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chest. +Noodle solidly lands a glancing straight right to the temple. +Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the eye!! +Noodle hits with a barrage of solid punches to the chin. -Bug 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside. +Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the temple! +Noodle takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a stiff cross to the chest! ... ... +Noodle fires a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chest. -Noodle tries to land a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the jaw! +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Noodle lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the face. ... -Bug 4 lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks. ... ... +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the eye. +Noodle fires a series of quick punches to the face. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the ribs! +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the head. ... +Noodle lands a strong cross to the ribs! ... ... ... +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a volley of punches to the chin. ... + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. +Noodle strikes with a series of nice punches to the chest. + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. -Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Bug 4 deftly avoits it. ... +Noodle attacks with a pair of wild punches to the eye. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 67 of 75 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 50 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a nice jab to the eye. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice. ... +Bug 4 fires a barrage of punches to the chin! -Bug 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the ribs! +Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the chin. -Bug 4 paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses. +Noodle lands a jab to the face. +Bug 4 throws a barrage of stiff shots to the temple. +Bug 4 lands a strong jab to the mouth. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a strong jab to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 connects with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 scores with a straight right to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain. ... ... ... +Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the head. +Noodle fires a series of punches to the face. +Bug 4 hits with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Noodle falls against the ropes! -Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Noodle backs out of it. +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head. +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a pair of punches to the stomach. +Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Noodle attacks with a mean jab to the mouth. +Noodle hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" -Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score. +Bug 4 lands a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Noodle ignores it. +Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy punches to the head. + The fighters trade punches to the face. +Noodle hits with a vicious straight right to the jaw. +Noodle tosses a jab to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the stomach! + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth. ... +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the eye! +Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 90 of 90 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 97 of 132 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: A 10-10 tie. Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-38 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. George Foreman scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!