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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a majority decision draw: 38-39, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, February 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
+Noodle takes charge with a left to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the temple.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle hits with a series of painful punches to the chest.
-Bug 4 paws a left sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of punches to the eye. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a volley of punches to the head.
+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt!
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+Noodle throws a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
+Noodle fires a series of mean shots to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a quick left to the chin.
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-Noodle launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 quickly backs away.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a heavy jab to the jaw.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a painful roundhouse to the stomach. Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face. Bug 4 covers up.
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+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose! Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
-Bug 4 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 lands a heavy right to the stomach.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Noodle launches a right jab to the eye, but misses completely.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a loud left to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 52 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 53 of 64 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Bug 4 attacks with a sweeping right to the mouth, but Noodle escapes.
-Bug 4 fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Noodle stays away from it.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a stiff jab to the temple.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw!
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+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a glancing jab to the chest.
+Bug 4 throws a series of loud punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of stinging blows to the stomach. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a nasty cross to the stomach.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a jab to the face.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the head.
+Noodle throws a volley of punches to the chest. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle lands a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs!!
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the chin!!
+Noodle scores with a mean left to the chin.
+Noodle throws a series of nice punches to the face! Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Bug 4 is hurt!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a series of punches to the temple!! Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 117 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a loud jab to the nose. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Noodle solidly lands a glancing straight right to the temple.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
+Noodle hits with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
+Noodle takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a stiff cross to the chest!
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+Noodle fires a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Noodle tries to land a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle lashes out with a volley of loud punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but Noodle ducks.
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+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+Noodle fires a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the ribs!
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Noodle lands a strong cross to the ribs!
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+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Noodle strikes with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Bug 4 deftly avoits it.
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+Noodle attacks with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 67 of 75 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 50 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a nice jab to the eye.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Bug 4 fires a barrage of punches to the chin!
-Bug 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the chin.
-Bug 4 paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but misses.
+Noodle lands a jab to the face.
+Bug 4 throws a barrage of stiff shots to the temple.
+Bug 4 lands a strong jab to the mouth. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a strong jab to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 connects with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 scores with a straight right to the ribs. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
+Noodle fires a series of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Noodle falls against the ropes!
-Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Noodle backs out of it.
+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle attacks with a mean jab to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bug 4 charges with a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Bug 4 lands a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Noodle ignores it.
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle hits with a vicious straight right to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a jab to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the eye!
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 90 of 90 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 97 of 132 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-38


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!