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(Middleweight) John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt defeated Paul "Puckman" Kariya by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, April 20, 2000

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Paul "Puckman" Kariya!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Schmidt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Puckman grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Schmidt pops Puckman with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Schmidt drills Puckman with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Puckman attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but Schmidt escapes.
+Puckman attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs!
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-Puckman attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but Schmidt blocks.
-Puckman probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Schmidt suprises Puckman with a flurry of quick blows to the nose.
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+Schmidt slams Puckman with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Schmidt strikes with a series of punches to the ribs. Puckman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Schmidt tags Puckman with a series of loud punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 32 of 34 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 8 of 25 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 10-9


Schmidt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Puckman doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Schmidt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Puckman fires Schmidt with a low blow! How can the EKO commission stand for this behavior?
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-Puckman attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Puckman launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but falls short.
+Schmidt smacks Puckman with a barrage of punches to the eye!!
+Schmidt catches Puckman with a cross to the nose.
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+Schmidt nails Puckman with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Puckman gets mad!
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Puckman probes with a pair of blows to the face, but misses.
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+Schmidt tags Puckman with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Puckman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Puckman wakes up the fans with a flurry of glancing punches to the face! Schmidt doesn't notice.
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+Schmidt smacks Puckman with a volley of wild punches to the temple. Puckman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 32 of 33 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 13 of 39 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 20-18


Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!

Puckman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Schmidt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Puckman throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Schmidt backs out of it.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Schmidt throws a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 1 of 8 punches.

Paul "Puckman" Kariya won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 29-28


Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!

Puckman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Schmidt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Puckman throws a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
-Puckman throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Schmidt covers himself well.
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-Puckman attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but Schmidt covers himself well.
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+Schmidt hits with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Puckman laughs!
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+Schmidt nails Puckman with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Schmidt nails Puckman with a loud right to the jaw. Puckman seems wobbly!
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+Puckman drills Schmidt with a flurry of blows to the nose. Schmidt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Puckman throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Schmidt takes it in the forearms.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Schmidt jolts Puckman with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Puckman launches a straight right to the face, but Schmidt deftly avoits it.
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+Puckman connects with Schmidt with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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+Schmidt tags Puckman with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Puckman quickly recovers.
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-Puckman probes with a volley of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
+Schmidt slams Puckman with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Puckman lashes out with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Schmidt attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 32 of 32 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 13 of 39 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 39-37


Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!

Puckman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Schmidt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Schmidt tosses a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus! Puckman is hurt!
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-Puckman paws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Schmidt takes it in the forearms.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Puckman throws a volley of blows to the face.
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+Puckman wallops Schmidt with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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-Puckman attempts a series of blows to the face, but misses.
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-Puckman launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Schmidt hides behind his gloves.
-Puckman lashes out with a right hook to the head, but Schmidt beats a hasty retreat.
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-Puckman fires a right hook to the mouth, but Schmidt deftly avoits it.
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-Puckman tries to land a right hook to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 7 of 7 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 8 of 38 punches.

Paul "Puckman" Kariya won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 48-47


Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!

Puckman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Schmidt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Puckman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Schmidt whacks Puckman with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Schmidt hits with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Schmidt connects with a left to the ribs.
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+Schmidt punches Puckman with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Schmidt jolts Puckman with a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Puckman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Schmidt attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Schmidt hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Puckman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Schmidt tries to attack, but Puckman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Schmidt jolts Puckman with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Puckman fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Schmidt ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt landed 34 of 34 punches, and Paul "Puckman" Kariya landed 2 of 9 punches.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt won the round 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is winning the fight 58-56


Schmidt doesn't even want to rest!

Puckman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Schmidt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Puckman is brawling. (inside)

-Puckman throws a series of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Schmidt tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Puckman gets mad!
Schmidt lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Puckman drops like a stone!!

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Puckman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Puckman smashes Schmidt with a volley of mean shots to the head. Schmidt sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Puckman connects with Schmidt with a bite to the ear! This is unbelievable!
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-Puckman probes with a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Puckman throws a left to the mouth, but Schmidt hides behind his gloves.
+Puckman throws a wild cross to the eye.
+Schmidt lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Schmidt strikes with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Schmidt hits Puckman with a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
Schmidt lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Puckman collapses!!

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He's Out!
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Schmidt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Puckman is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 4: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 5: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 6: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 4: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 5: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 6: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 2: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 3: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 4: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9
Round 5: Paul "Puckman" Kariya 10-9
Round 6: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 10-9

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt wins by a knockout!