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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Joe Byrd X by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, February 18, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Byrd X punches Straw with a volley of stinging shots to the head.
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+Byrd X tosses a pair of blows to the face.
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+Byrd X punches Straw with a series of shots to the chin.
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+Byrd X hits Straw with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Straw tattoos Byrd X with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
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+Straw pummels Byrd X with a volley of strong blows to the eye.
Straw lands a quick cross to the jaw and Byrd X lands flat on his back!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw attacks with a flurry of solid combinations to the temple.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X tags Straw with a pair of blows to the temple. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw catches Byrd X with a pair of punches to the eye.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X nails Straw with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Straw connects with a series of light combinations to the mouth. Byrd X sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Straw lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Byrd X's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X punches Straw with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Straw throws a pair of nasty blows to the temple! Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 22 of 35 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 24 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-7


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pounds Straw with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Byrd X tries to land a series of right blows to the ribs, but Straw escapes.
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+Byrd X pounds Straw with a series of vicious blows to the stomach. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw shakes Byrd X with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 16 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 19 of 24 punches.

Joe Byrd X won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 19-17


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hurts Straw with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Straw launches a hook to the stomach, but Byrd X steps aside and laughs.
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+Byrd X stuns Straw with a nice right to the chest.
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+Straw fires a nice hook to the chest. Byrd X asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Straw stuns Byrd X with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Byrd X lands a series of solid blows to the stomach.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Byrd X stuns Straw with a volley of nice blows to the stomach!!
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+Byrd X tosses a light straight right to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 21 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 29-27


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Straw charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Byrd X leaps aside.
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+Straw staggers Byrd X with a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach. Byrd X backpedals to his own corner.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X slams Straw with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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+Straw hits with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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+Byrd X connects with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Straw laughs!
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+Byrd X fires a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with Byrd X with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 22 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 39-36


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits Byrd X with a series of shots to the chest. Byrd X is hurt!
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-Byrd X attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X annoys Straw with a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
-Straw attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Byrd X ties him up.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Byrd X annoys Straw with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of painful blows to the stomach. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Byrd X smashes Straw with a volley of off balance blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 22 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 49-45


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Byrd X catches Straw with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X fires a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw stuns Byrd X with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Straw tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but Byrd X escapes.
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+Straw throws a loud uppercut to the ribs. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 22 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 59-54


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw fires a barrage of blows to the chest. Byrd X quickly recovers.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Byrd X tosses a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Straw nails Byrd X with a pair of wild shots to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Straw drills Byrd X with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 15 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 69-63


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Byrd X attacks with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X probes with a hook to the mouth, but Straw ducks.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X drills Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Byrd X throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Straw smacks Byrd X with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus. Byrd X falls against the ropes!
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X shakes Straw with a barrage of nice shots to the nose.
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-Byrd X attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw annoys Byrd X with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw smashes Byrd X with a volley of hard shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 21 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 18 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 79-72


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Byrd X collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

-Byrd X tries to land a straight right to the head, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
+Straw fires a roundhouse to the ribs.
Straw lands a thundering left cross to the jaw and Byrd X is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!