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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, February 16, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle covers himself well. +Noodle attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs. ... -Noodle tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms. +Noodle attacks with a pair of painful punches to the chin. ... +Bug 4 throws a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. -Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs. +Bug 4 throws a nice cross to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the temple. +Noodle connects with a barrage of nice punches to the temple. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose. ... ... +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a painful straight right to the jaw! +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the chin. Noodle quickly recovers. ... +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest. ... +Bug 4 throws a series of loud punches to the chin. Noodle retreats to the far corner. ... ... ... ... ... -Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bug 4 steps aside. +Noodle hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle tosses a series of blows to the chin. ... ... ... ... +Noodle lands a pair of punches to the mouth!! Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the nose. -Noodle launches a right straight right to the mouth, but misses. ... +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a series of punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't notice. + The fighters trade punches to the temple. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of solid punches to the temple! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a series of punches to the face!! + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Bug 4 hits with a hook to the nose! ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 63 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 57 of 63 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the face. Noodle quickly recovers. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the temple. ... -Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely. +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a series of loud punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Bug 4 attacks with a wild jab to the jaw. +Noodle hits with a solid straight right to the stomach! +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a heavy jab to the eye!! +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the head! + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. ... -Bug 4 launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Noodle leaps aside. +Bug 4 fires a barrage of mean punches to the face. +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of strong punches to the stomach. +Noodle connects with a flurry of light punches to the nose. ... +Noodle hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!! +Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... -Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective. +Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the head!! +Noodle takes charge with a series of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of solid punches to the nose. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the head. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the face. +Bug 4 lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Noodle covers up. +Noodle connects with a commanding straight right to the ribs!! Bug 4 is hurt! +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the eye. Noodle falls against the ropes! -Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle hides behind his gloves. + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Noodle lands a barrage of mean punches to the face. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the temple. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the chest. ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the head. ... +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin. +Noodle hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head. +Noodle slams Bug 4 with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Bug 4 scores with a flurry of punches to the head! Noodle shakes his head to clear it. + The fighters trade punches to the face. +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the temple. +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 99 of 120 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... + The fighters swap punches to the temple. ... ... ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. ... ... ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a quick roundhouse to the eye. ... ... +Noodle lands a glancing jab to the head. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. + The fighters swap punches to the nose. ... ... ... +Noodle attacks with a series of off balance punches to the chin. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of loud punches to the stomach. -Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 strikes with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Noodle is hurt! ... -Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective. +Noodle hits with a flurry of light punches to the chin!! +Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth. +Noodle strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. ... +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the chin. +Bug 4 strikes with a volley of nice punches to the chin. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth! -Noodle lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 leaps aside. ... +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a series of punches to the nose!! +Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose. ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the chin. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of shots to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 67 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 41 of 46 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) -Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth. Noodle grimaces in pain. +Bug 4 attacks with a series of quick punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bug 4 quickly backs away. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the jaw. ... ... ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but falls short. ... +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the head. +Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. -Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly. ... -Noodle tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 stays away from it. ... ... ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a mean left to the solar plexus. +Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the face. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. -Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Bug 4 deftly avoits it. -Noodle paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of wild shots to the nose. -Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Noodle ducks. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye. ... ... ... -Noodle tries a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" ... +Bug 4 tosses a series of glancing punches to the eye. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the head. ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 gets mad! ... ... + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 91 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 45 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. The bout is declared a draw!