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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, February 16, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle covers himself well.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Bug 4 takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+Bug 4 throws a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs.
+Bug 4 throws a nice cross to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a painful straight right to the jaw!
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a volley of painful punches to the chin. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 throws a series of loud punches to the chin. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bug 4 steps aside.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle tosses a series of blows to the chin.
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+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the mouth!! Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
-Noodle launches a right straight right to the mouth, but misses.
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+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of solid punches to the temple! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a series of punches to the face!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Bug 4 hits with a hook to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 63 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 57 of 63 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the face. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a series of loud punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Bug 4 attacks with a wild jab to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a solid straight right to the stomach!
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a heavy jab to the eye!!
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the head!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Bug 4 launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Bug 4 fires a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Noodle connects with a flurry of light punches to the nose.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple!!
+Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bug 4 attempts a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Bug 4 attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the head!!
+Noodle takes charge with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of powerful punches to the head. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+Bug 4 lands a volley of punches to the stomach. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle connects with a commanding straight right to the ribs!! Bug 4 is hurt!
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of painful punches to the eye. Noodle falls against the ropes!
-Bug 4 attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Noodle lands a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 scores with a flurry of punches to the head! Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the temple.
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 99 of 120 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a quick roundhouse to the eye.
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+Noodle lands a glancing jab to the head.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Noodle attacks with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
-Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 strikes with a series of loud punches to the jaw. Noodle is hurt!
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of light punches to the chin!!
+Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 strikes with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth!
-Noodle lunges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
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+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a series of punches to the nose!!
+Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of shots to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 67 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 41 of 46 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Bug 4 attacks with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bug 4 quickly backs away.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but falls short.
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+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Noodle tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 stays away from it.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of nice punches to the temple. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a mean left to the solar plexus.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a barrage of commanding punches to the face. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Bug 4 deftly avoits it.
-Noodle paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of wild shots to the nose.
-Bug 4 attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Noodle tries a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bug 4 tosses a series of glancing punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 gets mad!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 91 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 45 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!