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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, February 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of nasty punches to the nose!
+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
+Bug 4 throws a pair of nasty punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 throws a pair of solid punches to the face.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Noodle tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a hard jab to the eye.
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+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of punches to the face. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of punches to the chest. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a stinging roundhouse to the chest.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a series of light punches to the face!
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+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a pair of off balance blows to the chin. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Noodle scores with a series of punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bug 4 fires a series of hard punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a hard jab to the eye!!
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a flurry of painful blows to the eye!
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a nasty jab to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 64 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 55 of 64 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the head. Noodle gets mad!
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the nose. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a nice cross to the chin.
+Noodle lashes out with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle laughs!
-Bug 4 throws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the eye!
-Bug 4 attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Noodle ducks.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Bug 4 laughs!
+Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the face.
+Bug 4 tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a nice sweeping right to the jaw.
+Bug 4 throws a series of stiff punches to the stomach!!
+Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face!!
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the face.
+Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 throws a volley of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a jab to the head. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a jab to the chin. Bug 4 gets mad!
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a pair of punches to the head.
+Noodle attacks with a hard jab to the nose.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a jab to the chin!!
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a jab to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 60 of 60 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 102 of 120 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 fires a left to the ribs. Noodle ignores it.
-Noodle tries a roundhouse to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Bug 4 takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Noodle stays away from it.
-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 steps aside.
-Noodle lunges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
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+Noodle tosses a barrage of mean punches to the ribs. Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of light punches to the head!
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a pair of solid punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Noodle solidly lands a series of punches to the eye. Bug 4 is hurt!
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Bug 4 covers himself well.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 wallops Noodle with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the eye. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 76 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 35 of 49 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bug 4 scores with a volley of mean punches to the temple. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bug 4 hits with a strong jab to the chin.
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+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a barrage of powerful punches to the face. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of glancing punches to the temple! Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
-Noodle attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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+Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 strikes with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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-Bug 4 throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye. Noodle laughs!
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-Noodle lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
-Noodle lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Bug 4 launches a series of right punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle fires a flurry of blows to the chin!
+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 43 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 34 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!