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Public Fight Report Match Monday, February 4, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!! The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. ROUND 1 Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) +Dorkness 1 clocks Napoleon with a volley of stinging punches to the face. Napoleon beats a hasty retreat. Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left blow to the head and Napoleon's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has the left eye swollen shut. Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!