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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Joe Byrd X by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, February 4, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw strikes with a volley of strong combinations to the chin.
Straw lands a bone crushing haymaker and Byrd X is knocked off his feet!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw drills Byrd X with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Straw hurts Byrd X with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
Straw lands a lightning smash to the jaw and Byrd X falls to the canvas!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Byrd X hits Straw with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Byrd X fires a volley of shots to the mouth!!
+Byrd X jars Straw with a stinging left to the mouth!!
+Byrd X wallops Straw with a straight right to the nose.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a right straight right to the mouth, but Byrd X ducks just in time.
+Straw lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the head. Byrd X grimaces in pain.
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+Straw tattoos Byrd X with a volley of combinations to the temple.
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+Straw throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Byrd X hits with a volley of commanding combinations to the temple!! Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.
+Straw slams Byrd X with a series of loud combinations to the mouth.
+Straw takes charge with a pair of painful combinations to the nose. Byrd X quickly recovers.
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+Byrd X jars Straw with a volley of nice shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 22 of 32 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 25 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-7

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-7


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Straw solidly lands a barrage of heavy blows to the stomach.
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+Byrd X pokes Straw with a series of shots to the chest!!
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X tries a volley of blows to the chest, but Straw stays away from it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Byrd X backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X drills Straw with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X jars Straw with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 17 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 19 of 24 punches.

Joe Byrd X won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 19-17


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of light punches to the chest. Byrd X sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Byrd X takes charge with a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Byrd X grazes Straw with a series of shots to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Straw fires a series of wild shots to the ribs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus!! Straw ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 20 of 22 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 29-26


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Byrd X hits with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hits with a mean uppercut to the chest.
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+Straw lands a solid cross to the stomach.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X tags Straw with a powerful uppercut to the stomach!
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 18 of 25 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 39-35


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw jolts Byrd X with a glancing hook to the chest.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Byrd X suprises Straw with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw staggers Byrd X with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Byrd X laughs!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X stuns Straw with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach. Straw seems wobbly!
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X rocks Straw with a series of furious blows to the stomach.
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+Byrd X wallops Straw with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits Byrd X with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Byrd X quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 22 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 49-44


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Byrd X is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X grazes Straw with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Byrd X with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Byrd X probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Straw backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hits with a pair of stinging shots to the stomach!!
+Straw hits with a series of shots to the chest. Byrd X doesn't notice.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw probes with a series of shots to the stomach, but Byrd X beats a hasty retreat.
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+Byrd X annoys Straw with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 22 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 59-53


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pounds Straw with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
+Byrd X tattoos Straw with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Straw smacks Byrd X with a barrage of wild shots to the chest!
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw jars Byrd X with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Byrd X backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X punches Straw with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Straw throws a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 13 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 69-62


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Straw attacks with a wild left to the stomach. Byrd X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Byrd X staggers Straw with a pair of stinging blows to the eye. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
+Byrd X drills Straw with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Straw pops Byrd X with a strong uppercut to the solar plexus. Byrd X is hurt!
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+Straw jolts Byrd X with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus. Byrd X retreats to the far corner.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X lunges with a barrage of left shots to the face, but Straw quickly backs away.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Byrd X with a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Byrd X sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 21 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 79-71


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Byrd X collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw stuns Byrd X with a volley of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Straw suprises Byrd X with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
+Straw grazes Byrd X with a left to the stomach.
Straw lands a crashing blow to the head and Byrd X staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Byrd X tries to land a series of left shots to the mouth, but Straw stays away from it.
+Byrd X hits Straw with a pair of blows to the eye. Straw ignores it.
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+Straw attacks with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
+Byrd X hits with a barrage of light blows to the nose.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X clocks Straw with a volley of shots to the nose.
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-Byrd X tries to land a volley of left shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Straw strikes with a pair of commanding shots to the chest. Byrd X ignores it.
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+Straw fires a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
Straw lands a cruel blow to the head and Byrd X falls to the canvas!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Straw thumps Byrd X with a volley of quick shots to the ribs. Byrd X seems wobbly!
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+Byrd X drills Straw with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Straw tags Byrd X with a pair of stiff punches to the chest. Byrd X seems wobbly!
Straw lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Byrd X falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-7
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!