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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 37-39.

Match Saturday, February 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Bug 4 fires a series of stiff punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
+Noodle throws a series of loud punches to the head! Bug 4 quickly recovers.
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-Noodle attempts a series of blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+Bug 4 fires a flurry of nice punches to the head.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
-Noodle throws a right straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a sweeping right to the head. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of punches to the head!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Bug 4 throws a volley of nice shots to the chest. Noodle grimaces in pain.
-Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 throws a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth! Bug 4 gets mad!
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of shots to the eye!
+Bug 4 scores with a mean hook to the face. Noodle is hurt!
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
-Noodle lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 60 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 64 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a powerful jab to the mouth.
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 charges with a right sweeping right to the nose, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 belts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Noodle is hurt!
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-Bug 4 throws a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 connects with a volley of loud punches to the head. Noodle ignores it.
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+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the chin!!
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the head.
+Noodle strikes with a volley of mean punches to the head.
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+Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Bug 4 hits with a painful uppercut to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the chest! Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle solidly lands a nasty right to the stomach.
+Noodle tosses a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a series of punches to the temple!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 throws a loud cross to the face.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Noodle gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the nose. Bug 4 laughs!
+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the ribs.
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-Bug 4 charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the nose. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
-Bug 4 tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Bug 4 paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of hard punches to the face.
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt!
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 74 of 74 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 122 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Noodle takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Bug 4 throws a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bug 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Bug 4 slams Noodle with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.
+Bug 4 tosses a pair of punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice.
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-Bug 4 throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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+Bug 4 fires a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 strikes with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a sweeping right to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a jab to the solar plexus!
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+Noodle lands a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a solid sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle scores with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 69 of 83 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 40 of 49 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Noodle fires a pair of wild punches to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle scores with a painful roundhouse to the temple!
+Bug 4 solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye!
-Bug 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of punches to the head. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the jaw!!
+Bug 4 fires a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Noodle connects with a volley of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 tosses a jab to the nose. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. Noodle falls against the ropes!
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Noodle narrowly avoids it
+Bug 4 tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Noodle covers up.
+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Bug 4 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but misses.
+Bug 4 tosses a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
+Bug 4 tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the head. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of strong punches to the head!!
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a jab to the eye.
+Bug 4 strikes with a series of punches to the nose!
+Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the head.
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a strong straight right to the temple.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of punches to the nose.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle fires a volley of hard punches to the mouth! Bug 4 doesn't notice.
+Bug 4 connects with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a volley of light punches to the jaw!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of hard punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 lands a series of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a flurry of blows to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 91 of 94 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 99 of 129 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9

Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37

The bout is declared a draw!