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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, February 2, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) +Bug 4 fires a series of stiff punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers. ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of hard punches to the chin. +Noodle throws a series of loud punches to the head! Bug 4 quickly recovers. ... -Noodle attempts a series of blows to the head, but only hits air. ... ... +Bug 4 fires a flurry of nice punches to the head. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the mouth. +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of heavy punches to the eye. -Noodle throws a right straight right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the head. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chest. +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a sweeping right to the head. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of light punches to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of punches to the head! + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 throws a volley of nice shots to the chest. Noodle grimaces in pain. -Bug 4 probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Noodle narrowly avoids it + The fighters trade punches to the face. ... +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. ... ... +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 throws a volley of wild punches to the stomach. ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth! Bug 4 gets mad! +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a volley of shots to the eye! +Bug 4 scores with a mean hook to the face. Noodle is hurt! +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. -Noodle lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow. ... ... +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of light punches to the temple. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 46 of 60 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 64 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a powerful jab to the mouth. +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of light punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple. -Bug 4 charges with a right sweeping right to the nose, but Noodle deftly avoits it. ... + The fighters trade punches to the nose. +Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the face. +Bug 4 belts Noodle with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Noodle is hurt! ... -Bug 4 throws a jab to the jaw, but comes up empty. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of mean punches to the chest. ... +Bug 4 connects with a volley of loud punches to the head. Noodle ignores it. ... +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a series of vicious punches to the chin!! +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a volley of strong punches to the head. +Noodle strikes with a volley of mean punches to the head. ... +Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a barrage of hard punches to the head. +Bug 4 hits with a painful uppercut to the mouth. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the chest! Noodle doesn't notice. +Noodle solidly lands a nasty right to the stomach. +Noodle tosses a pair of furious punches to the eye. ... ... ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Noodle grimaces in pain. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle laughs! ... +Noodle pokes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the face. +Bug 4 throws a pair of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 takes charge with a series of punches to the temple! + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Bug 4 throws a loud cross to the face. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Noodle gets mad! + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the nose. Bug 4 laughs! +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a commanding jab to the ribs. ... -Bug 4 charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely. +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the nose. Bug 4 seems wobbly! +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the face. -Bug 4 tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow. -Bug 4 paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of hard punches to the face. +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Bug 4 is hurt! + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 74 of 74 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 122 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... ... ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... ... +Noodle takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of mean punches to the stomach. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the chest. ... ... ... +Bug 4 throws a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" -Bug 4 fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle steps aside and laughs. ... +Bug 4 slams Noodle with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach. +Bug 4 tosses a pair of punches to the face. Noodle doesn't notice. ... -Bug 4 throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short. +Bug 4 takes charge with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Noodle falls against the ropes! ... +Bug 4 fires a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus. ... +Bug 4 strikes with a series of off balance punches to the eye. ... +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a sweeping right to the mouth. ... + The fighters swap punches to the chin. +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the temple. -Noodle paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance. +Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle tosses a barrage of punches to the head. +Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a jab to the solar plexus! ... ... ... ... +Noodle lands a volley of wild punches to the head. +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of wild punches to the eye. + The fighters swap punches to the temple. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a series of blows to the chin. ... +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a solid sweeping right to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle scores with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Bug 4 falls against the ropes! + The fighters trade punches to the nose. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 69 of 83 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 40 of 49 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of powerful punches to the nose. +Noodle fires a pair of wild punches to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. + The fighters exchange punches to the jaw. +Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Noodle scores with a painful roundhouse to the temple! +Bug 4 solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye! -Bug 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air. + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a series of punches to the head. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Noodle whacks Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of quick punches to the jaw!! +Bug 4 fires a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach. +Noodle connects with a volley of punches to the eye. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Bug 4 tosses a jab to the nose. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus. Noodle falls against the ropes! +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. -Bug 4 tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but Noodle narrowly avoids it +Bug 4 tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Noodle covers up. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the eye. +Noodle takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the face. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a series of punches to the stomach. -Bug 4 attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty. -Bug 4 probes with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but misses. +Bug 4 tosses a barrage of loud blows to the chest. +Bug 4 tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 drills Noodle with a volley of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the head. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of strong punches to the head!! +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the chin. Noodle is hurt! + The fighters exchange punches to the eye. +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a jab to the eye. +Bug 4 strikes with a series of punches to the nose! +Noodle hurts Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the head. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a strong straight right to the temple. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of punches to the nose. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the chin. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Noodle fires a volley of hard punches to the mouth! Bug 4 doesn't notice. +Bug 4 connects with a series of painful punches to the mouth. +Noodle lands a volley of light punches to the jaw! + The fighters exchange punches to the nose. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of hard punches to the nose. +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the nose. +Bug 4 lands a series of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a flurry of blows to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the mouth. +Noodle hits with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth. + The fighters trade punches to the mouth. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 91 of 94 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 99 of 129 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. George Foreman scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 The bout is declared a draw!