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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 26, 2019 In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... -Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 backs out of it. ... ... +Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the chest. +Bug 4 lands a off balance jab to the ribs. ... +Noodle lands a barrage of hard punches to the mouth. ... ... +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. +Noodle strikes with a barrage of punches to the temple!! +Noodle takes charge with a series of furious punches to the temple. +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a roundhouse to the head. ... ... ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Bug 4 gets mad! +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a wild straight right to the face. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 laughs! +Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the nose!! ... ... + The fighters exchange punches to the temple. ... +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a volley of heavy punches to the face. -Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Noodle leaps aside. ... ... +Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the eye. +Noodle connects with a pair of off balance punches to the temple. +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. + The fighters swap punches to the jaw. ... -Noodle throws a left jab to the chin, but misses completely. ... ... ... +Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. -Noodle throws a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly. ... + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 51 of 64 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Noodle doesn't even want to rest! Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) ... +Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin. ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the chest. + The fighters trade punches to the nose. +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered. +Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. ... ... -Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide. +Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus. ... ... ... -Bug 4 attacks with a right right to the mouth, but misses completely. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a furious cross to the solar plexus. ... + The fighters trade punches to the head. +Noodle connects with a volley of mean punches to the nose. -Bug 4 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Noodle leaps aside. -Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. ... +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a mean jab to the nose. -Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Noodle quickly backs away. +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the nose! +Bug 4 hits with a pair of hard punches to the head. +Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Noodle seems wobbly! +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a sweeping right to the solar plexus. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle is hurt! +Noodle fires a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. ... +Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple. +Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the ribs. ... + The fighters swap punches to the temple. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain. ... ... ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the head. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 lands a pair of loud punches to the chin. + The fighters trade punches to the temple. BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 70 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 88 of 118 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) ... +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle scores with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth. ... ... +Noodle throws a barrage of painful punches to the nose! ... +Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face. +Noodle throws a series of punches to the chest. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. ... +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a stinging left to the eye. -Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 backs out of it. ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the temple. ... -Bug 4 launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short. ... +Bug 4 fires a painful jab to the ribs. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" -Bug 4 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside and laughs. ... +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth! ... +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. ... ... -Noodle fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it +Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of mean punches to the head! +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. ... +Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face!! -Bug 4 throws a right to the face, but Noodle deftly avoits it. +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose. Noodle grimaces in pain. ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. ... ... -Noodle lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 blocks. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. ... + The fighters exchange blows to the jaw. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach. ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 77 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 43 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28 Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 4 Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) -Bug 4 tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it. ... +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of blows to the nose. ... -Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. -Noodle probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 ties him up. +Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the temple. -Noodle tries to land a jab to the chest, but goes wide. +Bug 4 throws a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. ... ... ... +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head. ... +Noodle solidly lands a furious straight right to the jaw. +Bug 4 throws a right to the head. ... +Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a jab to the eye!! +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of wild punches to the head. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chin. +Noodle fires a volley of stiff punches to the temple. +Noodle attacks with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 scores with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Noodle gets mad! -Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score. -Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the head. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood. ... +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face. + The fighters exchange punches to the mouth. +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the temple. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple! ... ... +Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. ... -Noodle tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs. -Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective. ... ... ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. ... BELL According to the commentator: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 84 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 37 of 44 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37 Noodle is obviously tired. Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows: Round 1: A 10-10 tie. Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-38 The bout is declared a draw!