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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 39-38.

Match Saturday, January 26, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Noodle probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 backs out of it.
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+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 lands a off balance jab to the ribs.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
+Noodle takes charge with a series of furious punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Bug 4 gets mad!
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a wild straight right to the face. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a straight right to the jaw. Bug 4 laughs!
+Noodle tosses a pair of punches to the nose!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
-Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
+Noodle connects with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle throws a left jab to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Bug 4 stuns Noodle with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
-Noodle throws a jab to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 47 of 67 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 51 of 64 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Noodle clocks Bug 4 with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bug 4 attacks with a right right to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a furious cross to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Noodle connects with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Noodle leaps aside.
-Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a mean jab to the nose.
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Noodle quickly backs away.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a flurry of furious punches to the nose!
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of hard punches to the head.
+Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Noodle seems wobbly!
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle is hurt!
+Noodle fires a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 tosses a series of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a flurry of nice punches to the chin. Bug 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of loud punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 70 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 88 of 118 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle scores with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle throws a barrage of painful punches to the nose!
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face.
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the chest. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a stinging left to the eye.
-Noodle throws a barrage of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 backs out of it.
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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Bug 4 launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Bug 4 fires a painful jab to the ribs. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bug 4 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle steps aside and laughs.
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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth!
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+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
+Noodle drills Bug 4 with a series of mean punches to the head!
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face!!
-Bug 4 throws a right to the face, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of punches to the nose. Noodle grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Noodle lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 blocks.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the jaw.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 77 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bug 4 tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Noodle stays away from it.
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+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of blows to the nose.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
-Noodle probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 ties him up.
+Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Noodle tries to land a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
+Bug 4 throws a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Noodle solidly lands a furious straight right to the jaw.
+Bug 4 throws a right to the head.
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+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a jab to the eye!!
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Noodle fires a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 scores with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Noodle gets mad!
-Noodle attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Bug 4 charges with a series of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the head. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a series of nice punches to the temple. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Bug 4 steps aside and laughs.
-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 84 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 37 of 44 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-38

The bout is declared a draw!