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(Toughman) Big Lurch defeated Bad Bitty by unanimous decision: 40-34, 40-34, 40-34.

Match Saturday, January 26, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 577 pounds (262 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 341 pounds (155 kilograms) is Bad Bitty!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bitty tattoos Lurch with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs!!
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+Lurch tosses a left to the head. Bitty seems wobbly!
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch backs up Bitty with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Bitty throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Lurch lands a volley of stinging shots to the chin. Bitty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lurch rocks Bitty with a volley of glancing punches to the temple. Bitty sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lurch strikes with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
-Bitty probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Lurch ducks.
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-Bitty charges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Bitty launches a pair of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bitty throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lurch throws a right to the mouth. Bitty hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bitty backs up Lurch with a light left to the solar plexus.
+Lurch connects with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 31 of 33 punches, and Bad Bitty landed 11 of 33 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 10-9


Lurch doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bitty doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bitty clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Lurch connects with a heavy sweeping right to the eye!!
-Bitty throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Lurch hides behind his gloves.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lurch tries to attack, but Bitty hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lurch lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw. Bitty sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Bitty probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Lurch quickly backs away.
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+Lurch lands a series of shots to the face. Bitty quickly recovers.
-Bitty launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Lurch ties him up.
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+Lurch pounds Bitty with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bitty quickly recovers.
+Bitty solidly lands a series of nasty shots to the ribs. Lurch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 30 of 30 punches, and Bad Bitty landed 10 of 34 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 20-18


Lurch doesn't even want to rest!

Bitty doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bitty fights inside. (inside)

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+Bitty grazes Lurch with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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-Bitty launches a pair of punches to the head, but Lurch takes it in the forearms.
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-Bitty attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Lurch quickly backs away.
+Lurch jars Bitty with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Lurch stuns Bitty with a solid straight right to the chin.
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+Lurch strikes with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw!!
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-Bitty charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Lurch ducks just in time.
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-Bitty lunges with a series of punches to the face, but Lurch takes it in the forearms.
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+Bitty shakes Lurch with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Lurch pokes Bitty with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth!!
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+Lurch tags Bitty with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 32 of 32 punches, and Bad Bitty landed 11 of 41 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 30-27


Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bitty doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.
Bitty fights inside. (inside)

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+Lurch takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth. Bitty shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lurch hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Bitty laughs!
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+Lurch strikes with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Bitty ignores it.
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+Bitty throws a pair of shots to the temple.
-Bitty attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Lurch steps aside and laughs.
+Lurch tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Bitty scores with a powerful cross to the chin!
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+Bitty punches Lurch with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Bitty attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Lurch solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the chin!
Lurch lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Bitty bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Bitty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bitty lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Lurch covers himself well.
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-Bitty launches a flurry of shots to the face, but misses.
+Lurch hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Lurch attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Bitty falls against the ropes!
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-Bitty charges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Lurch suprises Bitty with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Lurch hits with a series of painful punches to the head!
Lurch lands a thundering left uppercut and Bitty's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bitty struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bitty lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big Lurch landed 31 of 31 punches, and Bad Bitty landed 8 of 41 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-7

Big Lurch is winning the fight 40-34


Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bitty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-7

Total Score: Big Lurch 40-34


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-7

Total Score: Big Lurch 40-34


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: Big Lurch 10-7

Total Score: Big Lurch 40-34

Big Lurch wins by decision!