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(Featherweight) Dummy Load V defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Wednesday, January 23, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dummy Load V!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but Load V narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 pokes Load V with a series of hard combinations to the chin. Load V gets mad!
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+Load V lands a series of combinations to the jaw!! Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 5 fires a vicious jab to the head.
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+Load V slams Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a left sweeping right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Load V lands a mean jab to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Load V with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Load V wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a combination to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 33 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 33 of 36 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Load V doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Load V strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Load V throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of vicious combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Load V backs out of it.
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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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+Load V throws a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 32 of 32 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V slams Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Load V pummels Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of right combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Load V attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Load V with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 28 of 32 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Load V throws a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Load V with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Load V sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of stinging combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Load V lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Load V lands a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 covers up.
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+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
+Load V attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V drills Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
+Dorkness 5 drills Load V with a barrage of glancing combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 23 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 25 of 32 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Load V takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Load V beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Load V with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Load V covers up.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Load V with a series of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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+Load V hits with a series of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 26 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Load V with a volley of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Load V with a barrage of stinging combinations to the ribs.
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+Load V connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Load V pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Load V hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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+Load V wallops Dorkness 5 with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 27 of 32 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 tries a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Load V beats a hasty retreat.
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+Load V pops Dorkness 5 with a volley of light punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Load V with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Load V hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 27 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Load V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Load V charges with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Load V jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Load V with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Load V hits with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Load V throws a volley of punches to the nose!
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+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a volley of quick shots to the temple. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 24 of 33 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a series of combinations to the chest!!
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-Load V probes with a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
+Load V tags Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Load V attacks with a wild jab to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Load V hides behind his gloves.
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+Load V pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Load V with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Load V suprises Dorkness 5 with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw!!
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+Load V attacks with a series of stinging punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 22 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 27 of 31 punches.

Dummy Load V won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hurts Load V with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Load V hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Load V wallops Dorkness 5 with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Load V blocks.
+Load V tosses a series of light punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 jolts Load V with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of punches to the chest! Load V shakes his head to clear it.
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+Load V fires a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Load V tosses a volley of punches to the head.
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+Load V tattoos Dorkness 5 with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Load V with a volley of strong combinations to the stomach. Load V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 40 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 26 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 106-103


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Load V is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 shakes Load V with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a left roundhouse to the face, but Load V deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Load V with a right to the nose! Load V beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of combinations to the face, but Load V stays away from it.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the face, but Load V blocks.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Load V clocks Dorkness 5 with a vicious combination to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Load V with a series of solid combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 40 punches, and Dummy Load V landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Dummy Load V is winning the fight 115-113


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Load V is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 10: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Dummy Load V 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 10: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Dummy Load V 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 2: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 3: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 10: Dummy Load V 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Dummy Load V 115-113

Dummy Load V wins by decision!