Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 21, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Napoleon backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of shots to the head!
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+Napoleon tags Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging blows to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a series of nasty punches to the jaw. Napoleon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of combinations to the temple. Napoleon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of strong punches to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a sudden blow to the temple and Napoleon staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon shakes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
+Dorkness 1 rocks Napoleon with a volley of loud combinations to the eye.
+Napoleon hits with a volley of shots to the eye!
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+Napoleon wallops Dorkness 1 with a pair of solid shots to the head!
+Dorkness 1 hurts Napoleon with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Napoleon with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Napoleon with a barrage of furious combinations to the temple.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Napoleon is knocked down!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon fires a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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+Napoleon annoys Dorkness 1 with a commanding cross to the nose.
Napoleon lands a powerful right haymaker and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 annoys Napoleon with a flurry of light shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a barrage of hard combinations to the eye. Napoleon gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering left blow to the temple and Napoleon bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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