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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Doodle Bug 4 fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, January 19, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bug 4 attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of painful shots to the mouth.
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a volley of quick punches to the face.
+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 throws a right to the head.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
-Noodle paws a volley of punches to the head, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of loud punches to the face.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
+Noodle lands a furious jab to the temple!
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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Noodle fires a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a jab to the chest. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
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-Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the ribs. Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 50 of 57 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 53 of 65 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a pair of vicious punches to the temple. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
-Bug 4 fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a left to the stomach.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the head.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a volley of punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle lands a right to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't notice.
-Bug 4 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Noodle blocks.
+Bug 4 tosses a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a roundhouse to the chest. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chest. Noodle is hurt!
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 hits with a sweeping right to the head.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a strong straight right to the chin! Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Noodle takes charge with a mean jab to the jaw.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a pair of punches to the face. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a series of punches to the chest. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle attacks with a series of solid punches to the stomach! Bug 4 gets mad!
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+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle tosses a powerful jab to the head.
+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Bug 4 tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Bug 4 scores with a series of punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away.
-Bug 4 attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Noodle ducks just in time.
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+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a jab to the nose.
+Bug 4 lands a pair of mean punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Bug 4 fires a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 73 of 73 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 121 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a barrage of off balance blows to the jaw.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bug 4 tattoos Noodle with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Bug 4 strikes with a nasty roundhouse to the face!
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the eye. Bug 4 gets mad!
+Noodle pummels Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a nice straight right to the chest.
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-Bug 4 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Noodle throws a flurry of painful punches to the temple! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
-Noodle charges with a jab to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
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+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a left to the chin!!
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of hard blows to the head.
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Noodle fires a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle probes with a right straight right to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle lunges with a straight right to the eye, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a cross to the ribs.
+Noodle throws a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 58 of 87 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 48 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the head.
-Noodle tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
-Bug 4 charges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a cross to the jaw. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
+Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the face!! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a volley of punches to the temple. Noodle gets mad!
-Bug 4 throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a series of commanding punches to the face.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a right to the head!!
+Bug 4 smacks Noodle with a flurry of light punches to the chin! Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the face.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Noodle pounds Bug 4 with a powerful straight right to the chin.
-Noodle lunges with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle strikes with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
-Noodle charges with a series of punches to the head, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
-Noodle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Bug 4 fires a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a light right to the head.
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-Bug 4 throws a straight right to the nose, but Noodle escapes.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of off balance punches to the chest. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of painful shots to the head.
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-Noodle fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a nice right to the eye.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Bug 4 wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the nose. Noodle covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 89 punches, and Doodle Bug 4 landed 33 of 51 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle is obviously tired.

Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!