Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, January 14, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Napoleon lands a series of combinations to the eye.
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+Napoleon fires a uppercut to the face. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon lands a volley of shots to the nose!! Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Napoleon lands a hook to the face. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
+Napoleon connects with a volley of painful shots to the mouth!! Dorkness 1 covers up.
Napoleon lands a lightning right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Napoleon with a volley of strong combinations to the jaw. Napoleon retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Napoleon with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Napoleon with a series of blows to the head. Napoleon gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Napoleon with a wild roundhouse to the eye.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Napoleon hits with a flurry of nice blows to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Napoleon with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon solidly lands a series of shots to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of painful combinations to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive right hook and Napoleon drops like a stone!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a pair of off balance combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Napoleon with a barrage of commanding combinations to the mouth. Napoleon grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 1 jolts Napoleon with a heavy right to the eye. Napoleon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Napoleon is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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