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(Toughman) Dino Slugger defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 40-31, 40-31, 40-31.

Match Saturday, January 12, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 325 pounds (147 kilograms) is Dino Slugger!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Slugger tags Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Slugger lands a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Noodle throws a powerful jab to the nose! Slugger is hurt!
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+Noodle connects with a series of blows to the eye.
+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle punches Slugger with a series of hard punches to the mouth! Slugger ignores it.
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+Slugger lands a flurry of hard shots to the temple.
+Noodle scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle lands a volley of strong punches to the chest.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Slugger gets mad!
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+Noodle smacks Slugger with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
+Slugger throws a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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+Slugger lands a flurry of off balance shots to the head.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle catches Slugger with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
+Slugger attacks with a barrage of punches to the face!
Slugger lands a thundering blow to the head and Noodle goes over backwards!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle hits with a roundhouse to the head. Slugger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slugger hits with a barrage of blows to the chin. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle tattoos Slugger with a straight right to the stomach.
+Slugger hits with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
+Slugger takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the face! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 38 of 40 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 65 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 10-8


Slugger doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Slugger catches Noodle with a flurry of painful blows to the nose.
+Noodle backs up Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle annoys Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle stuns Slugger with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle grazes Slugger with a barrage of heavy blows to the eye. Slugger beats a hasty retreat.
+Slugger drills Noodle with a hook to the head.
Slugger lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Noodle falls senseless!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle pounds Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
+Noodle attacks with a mean sweeping right to the chin.
+Noodle pops Slugger with a furious jab to the mouth. Slugger falls against the ropes!
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger hits with a barrage of punches to the chin! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slugger jolts Noodle with a pair of shots to the jaw. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle fires a glancing straight right to the temple.
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-Slugger attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle hits with a series of light punches to the eye.
+Slugger hits with a hard left to the head.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
+Noodle slams Slugger with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Noodle jolts Slugger with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Noodle fires a stiff jab to the temple.
+Noodle annoys Slugger with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Slugger lands a flurry of mean blows to the face.
+Noodle annoys Slugger with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach!!
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Slugger drills Noodle with a series of off balance blows to the head!
+Slugger annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle jolts Slugger with a flurry of shots to the chin. Slugger retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle tosses a volley of strong punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 35 of 41 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 68 of 68 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 20-16


Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Noodle tattoos Slugger with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Noodle hits Slugger with a furious jab to the temple.
+Noodle nails Slugger with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
+Noodle thumps Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Slugger thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose!! Noodle ignores it.
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+Slugger shakes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle grazes Slugger with a pair of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Noodle suprises Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Noodle smashes Slugger with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye.
+Noodle hits with Slugger with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle lands a mean jab to the stomach.
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+Noodle catches Slugger with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
+Slugger tags Noodle with a commanding roundhouse to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade blows to the head.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the face!
+Noodle scores with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Noodle nails Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Slugger is hurt!
+Noodle attacks with a vicious cross to the temple. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slugger lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw!! Noodle ignores it.
+Noodle fires a series of nasty punches to the jaw!
+Noodle hits with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Slugger quickly recovers.
+Noodle hurts Slugger with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle tags Slugger with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Noodle tosses a series of furious shots to the nose.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the temple! Slugger retreats to the far corner.
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+Noodle hits with a off balance jab to the nose.
+Noodle smacks Slugger with a pair of light shots to the stomach. Slugger falls against the ropes!
+Slugger hits Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Slugger wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious blows to the mouth. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of light blows to the chin. Slugger quickly recovers.
+Noodle punches Slugger with a volley of mean shots to the chest.
+Slugger shakes Noodle with a barrage of blows to the face! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Slugger lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Noodle is flattened!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger strikes with a strong jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 36 of 36 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 80 of 86 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-8

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 30-24


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Noodle is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Slugger strikes with a pair of punches to the head.
Slugger lands a thundering hook and Noodle lands flat on his back!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger hits Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth!
+Slugger drills Noodle with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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+Slugger smashes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle hammers Slugger with a volley of light punches to the head.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle connects with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Slugger backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle hits with a series of furious punches to the chin. Slugger grimaces in pain.
+Slugger strikes with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Noodle laughs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Noodle jars Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle tags Slugger with a series of punches to the face.
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+Noodle scores with a series of stinging punches to the stomach!!
+Slugger hits with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the face.
+Noodle pummels Slugger with a nasty right to the head.
+Noodle tags Slugger with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Slugger seems wobbly!
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+Noodle lands a jab to the ribs.
+Noodle hits Slugger with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Slugger fires a series of nice shots to the face!
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+Noodle tosses a volley of punches to the face. Slugger doesn't notice.
+Slugger tags Noodle with a off balance hook to the nose.
+Slugger hits with a volley of furious punches to the temple!!
Slugger lands a devestating punch in the nose and Noodle collapses!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Slugger pummels Noodle with a pair of heavy shots to the nose.
+Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dino Slugger landed 32 of 34 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 83 of 89 punches.

Dino Slugger won the round 10-7

Dino Slugger is winning the fight 40-31


Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Noodle looks exhausted.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7

Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7

Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8
Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7

Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31

Dino Slugger wins by decision!