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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 12, 2019 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 325 pounds (147 kilograms) is Dino Slugger!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... ... + The fighters swap blows to the nose. +Noodle punches Slugger with a flurry of punches to the face. ... +Slugger tags Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose. +Slugger lands a pair of blows to the chin. ... +Noodle throws a powerful jab to the nose! Slugger is hurt! ... +Noodle connects with a series of blows to the eye. +Noodle lashes out with a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Noodle punches Slugger with a series of hard punches to the mouth! Slugger ignores it. ... ... ... +Slugger lands a flurry of hard shots to the temple. +Noodle scores with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle lands a volley of strong punches to the chest. +Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Slugger gets mad! ... +Noodle smacks Slugger with a volley of furious punches to the eye. +Slugger throws a pair of stiff punches to the chin. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. ... ... +Noodle takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the chin. ... +Slugger lands a flurry of off balance shots to the head. ... ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. +Slugger thumps Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the nose. ... ... +Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the nose. +Noodle catches Slugger with a barrage of punches to the nose. Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... + The fighters exchange shots to the chin. +Slugger attacks with a barrage of punches to the face! Slugger lands a thundering blow to the head and Noodle goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Noodle hits with a roundhouse to the head. Slugger asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Slugger hits with a barrage of blows to the chin. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. +Noodle tattoos Slugger with a straight right to the stomach. +Slugger hits with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. +Slugger takes charge with a barrage of off balance punches to the face! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" ... + The fighters exchange blows to the chin. BELL According to the commentator: Dino Slugger landed 38 of 40 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 65 of 65 punches. Dino Slugger won the round 10-8 Dino Slugger is winning the fight 10-8 Slugger doesn't even want to rest! Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 2 Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. +Slugger catches Noodle with a flurry of painful blows to the nose. +Noodle backs up Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle annoys Slugger with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Noodle stuns Slugger with a volley of punches to the stomach. ... +Noodle grazes Slugger with a barrage of heavy blows to the eye. Slugger beats a hasty retreat. +Slugger drills Noodle with a hook to the head. Slugger lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Noodle falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Noodle pounds Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth. ... + The fighters exchange shots to the eye. +Noodle attacks with a mean sweeping right to the chin. +Noodle pops Slugger with a furious jab to the mouth. Slugger falls against the ropes! Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Slugger hits with a barrage of punches to the chin! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Slugger jolts Noodle with a pair of shots to the jaw. Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?" +Noodle fires a glancing straight right to the temple. ... ... -Slugger attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle hits with a series of light punches to the eye. +Slugger hits with a hard left to the head. ... +Noodle solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the temple. +Noodle slams Slugger with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. +Noodle jolts Slugger with a series of punches to the ribs. +Noodle fires a stiff jab to the temple. +Noodle annoys Slugger with a series of punches to the stomach. +Slugger lands a flurry of mean blows to the face. +Noodle annoys Slugger with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach!! + The fighters trade punches to the chin. +Slugger drills Noodle with a series of off balance blows to the head! +Slugger annoys Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin. ... ... +Noodle jolts Slugger with a flurry of shots to the chin. Slugger retreats to the far corner. ... ... ... +Noodle tosses a volley of strong punches to the head. BELL According to the commentator: Dino Slugger landed 35 of 41 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 68 of 68 punches. Dino Slugger won the round 10-8 Dino Slugger is winning the fight 20-16 Slugger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 3 Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. +Noodle tattoos Slugger with a volley of punches to the nose. +Noodle hits Slugger with a furious jab to the temple. +Noodle nails Slugger with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. +Noodle thumps Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chin. ... ... +Slugger thumps Noodle with a barrage of punches to the nose!! Noodle ignores it. ... +Slugger shakes Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle grazes Slugger with a pair of punches to the eye. + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle suprises Slugger with a barrage of punches to the chest. +Noodle smashes Slugger with a barrage of powerful punches to the eye. +Noodle hits with Slugger with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning! ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Noodle lands a mean jab to the stomach. ... +Noodle catches Slugger with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. +Slugger tags Noodle with a commanding roundhouse to the jaw. + The fighters trade blows to the head. ... ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle lands a flurry of punches to the face! +Noodle scores with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Noodle nails Slugger with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Slugger is hurt! +Noodle attacks with a vicious cross to the temple. Slugger hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Slugger lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw!! Noodle ignores it. +Noodle fires a series of nasty punches to the jaw! +Noodle hits with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs. Slugger quickly recovers. +Noodle hurts Slugger with a pair of shots to the stomach. +Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle tags Slugger with a series of nasty punches to the eye. +Noodle tosses a series of furious shots to the nose. +Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the temple! Slugger retreats to the far corner. ... +Noodle hits with a off balance jab to the nose. +Noodle smacks Slugger with a pair of light shots to the stomach. Slugger falls against the ropes! +Slugger hits Noodle with a barrage of punches to the eye! +Slugger wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious blows to the mouth. Noodle retreats to the far corner. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of light blows to the chin. Slugger quickly recovers. +Noodle punches Slugger with a volley of mean shots to the chest. +Slugger shakes Noodle with a barrage of blows to the face! Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Slugger lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Noodle is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. +Slugger strikes with a strong jab to the mouth. ... BELL According to the commentator: Dino Slugger landed 36 of 36 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 80 of 86 punches. Dino Slugger won the round 10-8 Dino Slugger is winning the fight 30-24 Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Noodle is slowing down. ROUND 4 Slugger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. ... +Slugger strikes with a pair of punches to the head. Slugger lands a thundering hook and Noodle lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Slugger hits Noodle with a volley of punches to the mouth! +Slugger drills Noodle with a volley of shots to the mouth. ... ... +Slugger smashes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle hammers Slugger with a volley of light punches to the head. Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... +Noodle connects with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Slugger backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle hits with a series of furious punches to the chin. Slugger grimaces in pain. +Slugger strikes with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Noodle laughs! ... + The fighters exchange punches to the chin. +Noodle jars Slugger with a pair of nice punches to the eye. Noodle tries to attack, but Slugger hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle tags Slugger with a series of punches to the face. ... +Noodle scores with a series of stinging punches to the stomach!! +Slugger hits with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... + The fighters trade blows to the face. +Noodle pummels Slugger with a nasty right to the head. +Noodle tags Slugger with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. +Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of punches to the mouth. ... +Noodle whacks Slugger with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Slugger seems wobbly! ... +Noodle lands a jab to the ribs. +Noodle hits Slugger with a series of mean punches to the mouth. +Slugger fires a series of nice shots to the face! ... +Noodle tosses a volley of punches to the face. Slugger doesn't notice. +Slugger tags Noodle with a off balance hook to the nose. +Slugger hits with a volley of furious punches to the temple!! Slugger lands a devestating punch in the nose and Noodle collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Slugger pummels Noodle with a pair of heavy shots to the nose. +Noodle throws a pair of punches to the temple. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Dino Slugger landed 32 of 34 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 83 of 89 punches. Dino Slugger won the round 10-7 Dino Slugger is winning the fight 40-31 Slugger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. Noodle looks exhausted. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7 Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7 Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31 Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 2: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 3: Dino Slugger 10-8 Round 4: Dino Slugger 10-7 Total Score: Dino Slugger 40-31 Dino Slugger wins by decision!