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(Super-Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! defeated Pansy"WWW" Slapper by unanimous decision: 115-114, 115-114, 115-114.

Match Thursday, January 10, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Www attacks with a left to the chin, but Tutu! leaps aside.
-Www attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Www tattoos Tutu! with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Tutu! charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Www probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Tutu! lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Www stays away from it.
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+Www hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Tutu! tosses a series of furious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 17 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 35 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 10-9


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Www drills Tutu! with a quick jab to the jaw!!
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+Tutu! smashes Www with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Www is hurt!
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-Tutu! attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Www blocks.
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+Www lands a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Tutu! laughs!
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-Www throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Www escapes.
-Www throws a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Tutu! quickly backs away.
+Www catches Tutu! with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Www nails Tutu! with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Tutu! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Www lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 18 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 25 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu! paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Www fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Www probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but Tutu! stays away from it.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Www ducks.
-Tutu! paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Www deftly avoits it.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Www suprises Tutu! with a pair of stinging shots to the head!! Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu! throws a cross to the chest.
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-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Www escapes.
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-Tutu! fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Www launches a sweeping right to the nose, but Tutu! blocks.
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+Www belts Tutu! with a straight right to the head.
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-Www attacks with a right left to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Tutu! scores with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Www lashes out with a volley of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Www whacks Tutu! with a volley of light blows to the head. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 16 of 37 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 13 of 38 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 29-28


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Www fires a pair of left shots to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Www ducks.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Www stays away from it.
+Tutu! scores with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach!
+Tutu! fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Www attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Www throws a series of left punches to the head, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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+Www pops Tutu! with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Www ducks just in time.
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-Www attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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+Tutu! hits Www with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Www covers up.
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+Www strikes with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 18 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 36 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 39-37


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Www attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Tutu! backs up Www with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!
+Www pounds Tutu! with a volley of punches to the ribs. Tutu! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Www takes charge with a volley of punches to the chin. Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Www stays away from it.
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-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Www steps aside.
-Www lunges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
-Www lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Www lands a jab to the nose.
+Www jars Tutu! with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
+Www drills Tutu! with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Www tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Www tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Www punches Tutu! with a pair of solid punches to the jaw. Tutu! doesn't notice.
-Www probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Tutu! scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest. Www falls against the ropes!
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-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Www attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 32 of 81 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 16 of 39 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 48-47


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Www steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! annoys Www with a jab to the chest.
-Www lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Www ducks.
-Www throws a volley of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Www jolts Tutu! with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Www fires a jab to the face, but to no avail.
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+Tutu! connects with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! probes with a jab to the stomach, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Www probes with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Tutu! ducks just in time.
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+Www hits Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Www tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 16 of 41 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 58-56


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Www probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Www attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Tutu! throws a left jab to the solar plexus, but Www escapes.
-Www tries to land a right roundhouse to the temple, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
+Www hits with a vicious jab to the temple. Tutu! doesn't notice.
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+Www hits Tutu! with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
+Tutu! hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Tutu! hammers Www with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu! jars Www with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Www lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Www fires a volley of punches to the nose, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Www throws a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
-Tutu! attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Www catches Tutu! with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Www fires a pair of punches to the eye!!
-Www throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Tutu! ducks.
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-Tutu! throws a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Tutu! fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Www ducks just in time.
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-Www tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but Tutu! ties him up.
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-Www attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu! takes it in the forearms.
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-Www lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 32 of 86 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 41 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 67-66


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! belts Www with a volley of light punches to the stomach.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Tutu! wallops Www with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Www hurts Tutu! with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Www punches Tutu! with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Www tries a series of punches to the nose, but Tutu! ducks.
-Tutu! tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Www throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Www launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Tutu! steps aside and laughs.
-Www paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! tries to land a jab to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tutu! throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Www lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tutu! covers himself well.
-Tutu! probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Www stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 14 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 42 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 77-75


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Www fires a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Www connects with a stiff jab to the stomach.
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-Www attempts a roundhouse to the chest, but Tutu! escapes.
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-Www throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Www belts Tutu! with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Www probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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-Www lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Tutu! backs out of it.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Www ducks just in time.
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-Tutu! tries a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! fires a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu! pummels Www with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Www hammers Tutu! with a series of nice punches to the mouth. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
-Www tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Www probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Tutu! deftly avoits it.
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+Tutu! lands a series of blows to the chest.
-Www tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Tutu! tattoos Www with a jab to the stomach.
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+Www connects with a right to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 27 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 22 of 39 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 86-85


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www probes with a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Tutu! hits Www with a sweeping right to the eye.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Www narrowly avoids it
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-Www charges with a left right to the chest, but Tutu! leaps aside.
-Www tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Www slams Tutu! with a stinging roundhouse to the head.
-Tutu! charges with a left jab to the face, but to no avail.
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+Tutu! lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Www quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Tutu! rocks Www with a jab to the eye.
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-Www throws a series of punches to the chin, but Tutu! covers himself well.
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-Tutu! probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Www tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Www charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu! ducks.
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+Www takes charge with a hard right to the head. Tutu! is hurt!
-Tutu! launches a volley of punches to the face, but Www leaps aside.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Www stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 13 of 40 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 17 of 47 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 96-94


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! launches a series of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Www hits Tutu! with a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Tutu! doesn't notice.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Www steps aside.
+Tutu! attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Www attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Www grazes Tutu! with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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+Tutu! whacks Www with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
-Www lunges with a sweeping right to the head, but Tutu! stays away from it.
-Www fires a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Www ducks.
-Www throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Www lunges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Tutu! narrowly avoids it
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+Www drills Tutu! with a jab to the jaw!
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-Www fires a roundhouse to the eye, but misses completely.
+Www wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Tutu! quickly recovers.
+Tutu! tattoos Www with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Www charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Tutu! tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but Www escapes.
-Www throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
-Www lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Tutu! ties him up.
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+Tutu! punches Www with a volley of glancing punches to the eye! Www shakes his head to clear it.
-Www throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tutu! blocks.
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-Www tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Www attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Tutu! throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Www quickly backs away.
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-Www attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 31 of 85 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 20 of 49 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 105-104


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www attempts a left sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
-Tutu! attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Tutu! probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Www hides behind his gloves.
-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the head, but Www leaps aside.
+Tutu! lands a flurry of punches to the face!
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+Www hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Www launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
+Www shakes Tutu! with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu! hits Www with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Www fires a straight right to the temple, but Tutu! steps aside.
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-Www probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Tutu! beats a hasty retreat.
+Tutu! scores with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth. Www grimaces in pain.
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-Www throws a right roundhouse to the chin, but Tutu! hides behind his gloves.
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-Tutu! probes with a straight right to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Www ducks just in time.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 13 of 39 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 18 of 50 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! is winning the fight 115-113


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 115-114


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9

Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 115-114

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! wins by decision!