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(Middleweight) The Evil Azagod defeated Fuzzy Noodle by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Friday, January 4, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Evil Azagod!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fuzzy Noodle!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Noodle fires a pair of combinations to the face.
+Noodle pokes Azagod with a mean straight right to the nose.
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+Azagod lands a pair of combinations to the mouth.
Azagod lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Noodle lands flat on his back!!

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FIVE
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Azagod attacks with a volley of combinations to the face, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Azagod annoys Noodle with a off balance jab to the chin.
+Noodle catches Azagod with a solid right to the temple.
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+Noodle smashes Azagod with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Azagod sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Azagod tosses a pair of solid combinations to the face.
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+Noodle pummels Azagod with a series of combinations to the face. Azagod hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Azagod hits Noodle with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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+Azagod throws a right to the face.
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+Noodle belts Azagod with a light jab to the temple! Azagod quickly recovers.
+Azagod lands a flurry of quick combinations to the mouth.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Azagod smacks Noodle with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 25 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 31 of 31 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-8

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 10-8


Azagod doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Azagod throws a volley of combinations to the jaw. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Azagod rocks Noodle with a series of nice combinations to the face! Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle tosses a stinging jab to the eye. Azagod asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of vicious combinations to the face.
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-Azagod lashes out with a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Noodle connects with a pair of stiff combinations to the temple.
+Noodle catches Azagod with a light combination to the jaw.
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+Azagod pokes Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the nose. Noodle covers up.
Azagod lands a bone crushing right punch in the nose and Noodle is knocked down!!

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SEVEN
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle slams Azagod with a barrage of punches to the head!
+Azagod jolts Noodle with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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+Azagod pops Noodle with a volley of heavy combinations to the mouth. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle strikes with a quick cross to the nose!! Azagod laughs!
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 23 of 34 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 29 of 31 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-8

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 20-16


Azagod doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Azagod hits with a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Azagod pokes Noodle with a furious jab to the head.
+Azagod hits Noodle with a mean jab to the jaw.
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+Noodle solidly lands a flurry of combinations to the face. Azagod backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
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+Noodle tosses a flurry of heavy combinations to the nose.
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+Noodle drills Azagod with a series of punches to the eye.
+Noodle annoys Azagod with a loud combination to the face.
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+Azagod strikes with Noodle with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Noodle tags Azagod with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
+Azagod hits with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Azagod lands a beautiful left uppercut and Noodle hurtles to the canvas!!

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SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Azagod smacks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Azagod staggers Noodle with a nasty straight right to the nose.
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+Azagod stuns Noodle with a volley of combinations to the head.
+Noodle hits with a volley of solid punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 26 of 29 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 30 of 31 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-8

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 30-24


Azagod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle rocks Azagod with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Azagod doesn't notice.
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+Noodle pokes Azagod with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Azagod probes with a series of left combinations to the face, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Azagod slams Noodle with a nice left to the head! Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Azagod smashes Noodle with a nice jab to the nose. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle shakes Azagod with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Azagod hides behind his gloves.
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+Azagod lashes out with a off balance hook to the temple. Noodle doesn't notice.
-Azagod attempts a roundhouse to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Noodle staggers Azagod with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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-Noodle charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Azagod tosses a barrage of combinations to the chin. Noodle laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 23 of 34 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 27 of 41 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-9

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 40-33


Azagod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 5

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Noodle punches Azagod with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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+Azagod takes charge with a flurry of wild combinations to the jaw.
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+Azagod lands a pair of stinging combinations to the mouth. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
Azagod lands a well placed blow to the head and Noodle goes over backwards!!

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SIX
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Azagod attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Azagod jolts Noodle with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Azagod punches Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
+Azagod throws a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Noodle clocks Azagod with a barrage of stinging combinations to the face.
-Noodle attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
+Noodle tags Azagod with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade combinations to the eye.
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+Noodle hits Azagod with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth! Azagod sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 25 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 25 of 38 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-8

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 50-41


Azagod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 6

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Azagod fires a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Azagod throws a series of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Noodle catches Azagod with a hard jab to the temple.
-Noodle tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Noodle hits Azagod with a series of punches to the face.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a glancing jab to the mouth. Azagod doesn't seem bothered.
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+Azagod backs up Noodle with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
Azagod lands a terrific punch in the nose and Noodle drops like a stone!!

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EIGHT
Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Noodle attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Azagod ties him up.
+Azagod attacks with a pair of strong combinations to the mouth. Noodle gets mad!
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+Azagod jars Noodle with a volley of strong combinations to the face.
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-Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Azagod hides behind his gloves.
+Azagod thumps Noodle with a pair of vicious punches to the chin. Noodle ignores it.
+Noodle throws a glancing straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Evil Azagod landed 23 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 21 of 38 punches.

The Evil Azagod won the round 10-8

The Evil Azagod is winning the fight 60-49


Azagod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 7

Azagod tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Azagod annoys Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
Azagod lands a beautiful punch in the nose and Noodle drops like a stone!!

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TEN
He's Out!
The Evil Azagod wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Azagod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Fuzzy Noodle continue the fight! The Evil Azagod wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 2: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 3: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 4: The Evil Azagod 10-9
Round 5: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 6: The Evil Azagod 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 2: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 3: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 4: The Evil Azagod 10-9
Round 5: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 6: The Evil Azagod 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 2: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 3: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 4: The Evil Azagod 10-9
Round 5: The Evil Azagod 10-8
Round 6: The Evil Azagod 10-8

The Evil Azagod wins by a knockout!