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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, January 5, 2019 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. ... ... ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Noodle backpedals to his own corner. +Noodle hits with a series of shots to the head! +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth! +Bug 4 scores with a pair of punches to the mouth. +Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!! +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin. -Noodle charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 ties him up. ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. +Noodle solidly lands a volley of shots to the face. Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle jars Bug 4 with a jab to the jaw. Bug 4 quickly recovers. ... ... -Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Noodle steps aside. +Noodle throws a series of mean punches to the eye. Bug 4 seems wobbly! ... -Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Bug 4 stays away from it. +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the head. +Bug 4 connects with a series of glancing punches to the nose! ... + The fighters exchange punches to the face. +Noodle attacks with a series of blows to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... +Bug 4 lands a flurry of nasty blows to the face. ... ... ... +Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers. ... +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a right to the nose. Bug 4 laughs! ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. ... ... ... ... -Bug 4 launches a left straight right to the eye, but Noodle stays away from it. +Bug 4 hits with a series of quick punches to the eye. + The fighters exchange blows to the eye. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 59 of 64 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 64 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Bug 4 paws a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside. +Bug 4 fires a jab to the face. +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the chin!! Bug 4 covers up. +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a loud straight right to the eye! +Bug 4 lands a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. +Noodle throws a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" +Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin. ... +Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the temple. +Bug 4 fires a series of loud punches to the stomach. -Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective. ... +Bug 4 solidly lands a heavy jab to the face. +Bug 4 throws a barrage of furious punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... ... -Bug 4 attacks with a right left to the eye, but only hits air. +Bug 4 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. ... -Bug 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Noodle takes it in the forearms. +Bug 4 hits with a wild jab to the head. +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the head. +Noodle fires a volley of punches to the chest. -Bug 4 attempts a jab to the mouth, but fails to score. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of painful punches to the ribs. +Bug 4 lands a flurry of wild punches to the head. +Bug 4 hits with a series of nice punches to the chest. Noodle shakes his head to clear it. ... +Bug 4 hits with a series of solid punches to the eye. ... -Bug 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses. +Bug 4 scores with a volley of punches to the eye. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the face. -Bug 4 lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks. +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Noodle covers up. +Bug 4 hits with a jab to the head. +Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a wild straight right to the solar plexus. ... ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose. +Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!! Noodle grimaces in pain. + The fighters trade punches to the jaw. ... + The fighters exchange punches to the face. +Bug 4 strikes with a volley of solid punches to the head. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 81 of 110 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 66 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 This fight is too close to call. Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. ROUND 3 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and uses his jab. -Noodle fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle connects with a series of strong punches to the chest. ... +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a painful straight right to the head. ... ... ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. + The fighters swap punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Noodle connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus. ... +Noodle lands a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth. ... +Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a jab to the head. ... ... +Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. +Noodle belts Bug 4 with a sweeping right to the chest. +Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head. ... +Noodle fires a series of punches to the nose. +Noodle lands a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest. -Noodle launches a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score. -Bug 4 fires a right roundhouse to the head, but Noodle ducks. ... +Bug 4 throws a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes! ... ... -Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short. ... +Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. ... ... -Bug 4 lunges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Noodle escapes. ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the chin. ... ... + The fighters swap punches to the temple. +Bug 4 nails Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the eye! +Noodle hits with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach. +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 45 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 79 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. ROUND 4 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a quick uppercut to the chin. -Noodle throws a series of punches to the face, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. + The fighters swap punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 fires a cross to the nose. +Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a flurry of hard punches to the face! ... +Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a volley of vicious punches to the face. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face. ... +Bug 4 hits with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice. ... +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw. +Noodle hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. +Noodle lashes out with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth. +Bug 4 throws a volley of powerful punches to the chin! ... ... +Noodle attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chest. +Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of light punches to the temple. Bug 4 gets mad! ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth. +Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head. ... ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth. ... + The fighters trade punches to the face. -Bug 4 charges with a left left to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it. -Noodle paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance. -Noodle attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 stays away from it. +Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach. +Noodle connects with a pair of wild punches to the nose!! ... ... -Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle ties him up. +Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. ... +Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the head. Bug 4 covers up. +Noodle lands a flurry of off balance blows to the eye. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 51 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 62 of 82 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. Noodle is obviously tired. The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: A Draw. Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37 Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 2: A 10-10 tie. Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-37 Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!