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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Doodle Bug 4 by majority decision: 38-38, 39-37, 40-37.

Match Saturday, January 5, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 592 pounds (269 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
+Noodle hits with a series of shots to the head!
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Noodle charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of shots to the face. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 fires a volley of punches to the chin. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a jab to the jaw. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
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-Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Noodle steps aside.
+Noodle throws a series of mean punches to the eye. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
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-Noodle attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Bug 4 stays away from it.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
+Bug 4 connects with a series of glancing punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Noodle attacks with a series of blows to the nose. Bug 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bug 4 lands a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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+Bug 4 throws a series of punches to the jaw. Noodle quickly recovers.
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+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a right to the nose. Bug 4 laughs!
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Bug 4 launches a left straight right to the eye, but Noodle stays away from it.
+Bug 4 hits with a series of quick punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 59 of 64 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 64 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bug 4 paws a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside.
+Bug 4 fires a jab to the face.
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the chin!! Bug 4 covers up.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a loud straight right to the eye!
+Bug 4 lands a volley of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Noodle throws a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Bug 4 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle smashes Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 fires a series of loud punches to the stomach.
-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Bug 4 solidly lands a heavy jab to the face.
+Bug 4 throws a barrage of furious punches to the nose. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bug 4 attacks with a right left to the eye, but only hits air.
+Bug 4 takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Bug 4 charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Bug 4 hits with a wild jab to the head.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the chest.
-Bug 4 attempts a jab to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
+Bug 4 lands a flurry of wild punches to the head.
+Bug 4 hits with a series of nice punches to the chest. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bug 4 hits with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Bug 4 scores with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a pair of painful punches to the face.
-Bug 4 lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Noodle covers up.
+Bug 4 hits with a jab to the head.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a wild straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Bug 4 pokes Noodle with a pair of glancing punches to the chin!! Noodle grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Bug 4 strikes with a volley of solid punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 81 of 110 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 66 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

-Noodle fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle connects with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a painful straight right to the head.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle lands a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle rocks Bug 4 with a jab to the head.
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+Bug 4 lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Noodle belts Bug 4 with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Noodle fires a series of punches to the nose.
+Noodle lands a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Bug 4 fires a right roundhouse to the head, but Noodle ducks.
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+Bug 4 throws a flurry of glancing punches to the temple. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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-Noodle paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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-Bug 4 lunges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Noodle escapes.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a roundhouse to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the eye!
+Noodle hits with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the ribs! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 42 of 45 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 57 of 79 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 29-28


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a quick uppercut to the chin.
-Noodle throws a series of punches to the face, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 fires a cross to the nose.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a flurry of hard punches to the face!
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+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 hits with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle lashes out with a pair of heavy shots to the mouth.
+Bug 4 throws a volley of powerful punches to the chin!
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
+Noodle shakes Bug 4 with a volley of light punches to the temple. Bug 4 gets mad!
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+Bug 4 smashes Noodle with a pair of punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bug 4 rocks Noodle with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hammers Noodle with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Bug 4 charges with a left left to the temple, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Noodle paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 stays away from it.
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle connects with a pair of wild punches to the nose!!
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-Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the head. Bug 4 covers up.
+Noodle lands a flurry of off balance blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 51 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 62 of 82 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 39-37


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-37

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!