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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated Cain I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, January 5, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 196 pounds (89 kilograms) is Cain I!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Boom I drills Cain with a pair of shots to the face.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels Cain with a cross to the face! Cain gets mad!
Boom I lands a beautiful right blow to the head and Cain hurtles to the canvas!!

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Cain struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Cain jars Boom I with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I connects with a flurry of blows to the temple!!
Boom I lands a devestating blow to the temple and Cain is knocked down!!

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Cain struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cain annoys Boom I with a pair of blows to the eye.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cain clocks Boom I with a series of off balance shots to the nose. Boom I covers up.
+Cain fires a pair of shots to the mouth.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters circle.
+Cain tags Boom I with a flurry of shots to the head.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 22 punches, and Cain I landed 22 of 25 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-7

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-7


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Cain doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cain attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Cain attacks with a barrage of painful shots to the solar plexus.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cain hits Boom I with a volley of blows to the chest.
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cain annoys Boom I with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Boom I charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Cain hides behind his gloves.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 17 punches, and Cain I landed 18 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-16


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Cain remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tattoos Cain with a pair of powerful shots to the ribs. Cain doesn't notice.
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cain tags Boom I with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I catches Cain with a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Boom I fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I tosses a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cain attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Boom I blocks.
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+Cain annoys Boom I with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 24 punches, and Cain I landed 17 of 22 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-25


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Cain is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Boom I charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I lashes out with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Cain lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I nails Cain with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs. Cain covers up.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I wallops Cain with a wild left to the chest.
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+Cain attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
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+Cain stuns Boom I with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 24 punches, and Cain I landed 15 of 26 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-34


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cain is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cain probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I ducks.
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I wallops Cain with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Cain retreats to the far corner.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Cain deftly avoits it.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I strikes with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I slams Cain with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Cain is hurt!
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Cain is hurt!
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+Cain fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 18 of 23 punches, and Cain I landed 12 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-43


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cain looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cain fires a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Boom I lands a series of heavy shots to the chest.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cain attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Boom I stays away from it.
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-Boom I attempts a right hook to the stomach, but Cain quickly backs away.
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+Cain jolts Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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+Boom I jolts Cain with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach. Cain asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 25 punches, and Cain I landed 11 of 23 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-52


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cain collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I solidly lands a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cain fires a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I throws a series of punches to the chest.
-Cain attempts a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cain tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cain attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Boom I ducks.
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Boom I tries to attack, but Cain hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 21 of 23 punches, and Cain I landed 7 of 22 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 70-61


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cain can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Cain grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Boom I throws a flurry of wild shots to the stomach. Boom I sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Cain's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Cain can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-7
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!