Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Napoleon II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, December 31, 2018In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Napoleon II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the face!
+Napoleon fires a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a barrage of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Napoleon with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of light shots to the face. Napoleon covers up.
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+Napoleon hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Napoleon with a barrage of combinations to the face. Napoleon gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Napoleon with a barrage of hard combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon hits with a volley of nice punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Napoleon with a flurry of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 lands a thundering left uppercut and Napoleon bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Napoleon with a pair of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing left uppercut and Napoleon hurtles to the canvas!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Napoleon jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious shots to the temple. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 pops Napoleon with a jab to the jaw.
+Napoleon staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious shots to the eye.
Napoleon lands a sudden left blow to the temple and Dorkness 1 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon catches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Napoleon with a flurry of combinations to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Napoleon II landed 25 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 32 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-9
Napoleon doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Napoleon thumps Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Napoleon lands a barrage of combinations to the chest. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Napoleon pounds Dorkness 1 with a quick cross to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Napoleon with a pair of vicious combinations to the head. Napoleon asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Napoleon with a flurry of glancing combinations to the temple.
+Dorkness 1 thumps Napoleon with a barrage of punches to the head!
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal right uppercut and Napoleon goes over backwards!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon whacks Dorkness 1 with a cross to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Napoleon II landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 21 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17
Napoleon remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Napoleon catches Dorkness 1 with a wild left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
+Napoleon pounds Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a series of light punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Napoleon is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Napoleon fires a series of wild shots to the ribs. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
+Dorkness 1 smacks Napoleon with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a barrage of wild combinations to the chin.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Napoleon stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Napoleon with a barrage of glancing punches to the temple. Napoleon is hurt!
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Napoleon with a volley of hard combinations to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Napoleon II landed 23 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 34 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-25
Napoleon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Napoleon tosses a barrage of blows to the stomach!
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+Napoleon pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a volley of wild combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a light jab to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Napoleon is knocked out of the ring!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Napoleon quickly backs away.
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+Napoleon fires a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 hurts Napoleon with a barrage of loud combinations to the nose. Napoleon retreats to the far corner.
+Napoleon strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Napoleon hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Napoleon pokes Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach.
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+Napoleon grazes Dorkness 1 with a jab to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Napoleon with a barrage of nice combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Napoleon with a flurry of painful combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Napoleon II landed 29 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-33
Napoleon grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Napoleon clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of vicious punches to the face!!
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-Napoleon lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose! Napoleon doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Napoleon with a series of powerful combinations to the chin.
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+Napoleon hurts Dorkness 1 with a nice uppercut to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of light punches to the eye.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Napoleon shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of heavy shots to the ribs.
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+Napoleon drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of right combinations to the mouth, but Napoleon deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of quick combinations to the chin!
Dorkness 1 lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Napoleon drops like a stone!!
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Napoleon struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Napoleon hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Napoleon ducks just in time.
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+Napoleon hits with a left to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Napoleon hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
Napoleon is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Napoleon II continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 1 wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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