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(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 37-39.

Match Saturday, December 29, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 268 pounds (122 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 585 pounds (265 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a off balance jab to the chest.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a hard jab to the stomach.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Noodle throws a right cross to the mouth, but falls short.
+Bug 4 catches Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
-Bug 4 throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Noodle ties him up.
-Noodle lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a flurry of punches to the jaw!! Noodle falls against the ropes!
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+Noodle tosses a series of punches to the stomach!
+Bug 4 whacks Noodle with a series of punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
+Noodle catches Bug 4 with a series of punches to the ribs!! Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a powerful straight right to the temple.
+Bug 4 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Noodle doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the eye.
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of off balance shots to the eye.
+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a volley of nice punches to the stomach. Bug 4 quickly recovers.
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+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
+Bug 4 drills Noodle with a straight right to the head.
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+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple. Noodle ignores it.
+Noodle suprises Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the head.
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a hard cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 62 of 62 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 55 of 64 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9


Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a loud jab to the nose.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
-Bug 4 launches a right to the head, but comes up empty.
+Noodle hits Bug 4 with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
-Bug 4 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a light straight right to the chin.
+Bug 4 strikes with a glancing jab to the mouth.
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a pair of wild punches to the ribs!!
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+Bug 4 jars Noodle with a series of shots to the chin.
+Noodle attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach!
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of punches to the face. Bug 4 gets mad!
+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
-Bug 4 charges with a series of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a off balance right to the jaw.
-Bug 4 attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a pair of loud punches to the mouth!
+Bug 4 tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Noodle hits with a pair of loud punches to the eye!
+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the stomach! Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle connects with a straight right to the head.
+Noodle scores with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle throws a volley of furious shots to the temple.
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+Noodle tosses a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Bug 4 nails Noodle with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
-Bug 4 fires a sweeping right to the face, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Bug 4 clocks Noodle with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Noodle punches Bug 4 with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bug 4 hurts Noodle with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a pair of painful punches to the mouth!!
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a off balance straight right to the jaw!! Bug 4 covers up.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
+Noodle tattoos Bug 4 with a volley of furious punches to the chin. Bug 4 seems wobbly!
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 94 of 121 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 66 of 66 punches.

Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18


Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Noodle tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 ties him up.
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+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of mean punches to the ribs!! Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle slams Bug 4 with a furious straight right to the ribs.
+Noodle fires a stinging jab to the chest! Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Bug 4 scores with a volley of stinging punches to the head. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Noodle jars Bug 4 with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a pair of punches to the chin. Noodle laughs!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Bug 4 probes with a jab to the head, but goes wide.
+Noodle connects with a volley of powerful shots to the ribs!
+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a vicious jab to the ribs.
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+Noodle thumps Bug 4 with a stiff jab to the mouth.
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+Noodle jolts Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the temple. Noodle retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a flurry of punches to the chest. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bug 4 tosses a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Noodle ties him up.
+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a left to the jaw.
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+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a barrage of mean punches to the face. Bug 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Noodle attempts a right jab to the head, but misses.
+Noodle grazes Bug 4 with a series of light punches to the chest. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+Noodle lands a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 35 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 62 of 82 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 29-28


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Bug 4 lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Noodle hits with a pair of furious punches to the stomach! Bug 4 seems wobbly!
-Bug 4 lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Noodle wallops Bug 4 with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Bug 4 doesn't seem bothered.
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-Noodle paws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
+Noodle fires a nasty jab to the jaw!!
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-Noodle charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Noodle connects with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a cross to the temple.
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+Bug 4 backs up Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Bug 4 shakes Noodle with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Noodle hammers Bug 4 with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Noodle tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Noodle stuns Bug 4 with a powerful left to the face. Bug 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
-Bug 4 tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
-Noodle launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bug 4 narrowly avoids it
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-Bug 4 throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Doodle Bug 4 landed 31 of 50 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 69 of 92 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-37

The bout is declared a draw!