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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Bang Bang III by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, December 26, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Bang Bang III!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of mean combinations to the nose! Bang ignores it.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Bang with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Bang with a loud cross to the nose!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Bang stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Bang with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Bang annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Bang with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 31 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 7 of 7 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bang doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hurts Bang with a series of nice combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a quick combination to the ribs.
+Bang hits with a combination to the head.
Bang lands a powerful left blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is knocked out of the ring!!

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FIVE
Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bang smacks Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Bang with a flurry of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Bang attempts a barrage of shots to the eye, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
+Dorkness 5 catches Bang with a barrage of strong combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Bang solidly lands Dorkness 5 with an elbow! Boo! Boo!
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the ribs!
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+Bang punches Dorkness 5 with a series of strong punches to the face.
+Bang tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth.
Bang lands a terrific left smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Bang connects with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Bang with a volley of punches to the chest. Bang laughs!
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+Bang punches Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 26 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 28 of 31 punches.

Bang Bang III won the round 10-7

Bang Bang III is winning the fight 19-17


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Bang grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Bang lands a series of combinations to the mouth.
Bang lands a decisive hook and Dorkness 5 is knocked off his feet!!

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SIX
Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Bang annoys Dorkness 5 with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Bang with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Bang seems wobbly!
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-Bang lashes out with a series of combinations to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Bang with a flurry of stinging combinations to the solar plexus. Bang gets mad!
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Bang with a heavy straight right to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal haymaker and Bang's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 smashes Bang with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
+Bang wallops Dorkness 5 with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
+Bang attacks with a jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Bang with a flurry of combinations to the chest!!
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-Bang attempts a barrage of combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding right haymaker and Bang drops like a stone!!

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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bang pounds Dorkness 5 with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
+Bang tosses a barrage of heavy combinations to the head.
+Dorkness 5 pokes Bang with a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Bang laughs!
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+Bang annoys Dorkness 5 with a right to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 39 of 42 punches, and Bang Bang III landed 21 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Bang Bang III is winning the fight 28-27


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Bang collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of wild punches to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a powerful blow to the temple and Bang falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Bang can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

The doctor won't let Bang Bang III continue the fight! Army of Dorkness 5 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang III 10-7
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!