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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Joe Byrd X by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, December 24, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Joe Byrd X!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Straw throws a barrage of off balance blows to the chin.
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+Byrd X throws a stiff jab to the jaw. Straw seems wobbly!
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-Straw launches a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Straw strikes with Byrd X with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Byrd X belts Straw with a barrage of shots to the head. Straw gets mad!
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hits with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X nails Straw with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Straw hits Byrd X with a vicious right to the mouth. Byrd X quickly recovers.
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+Straw tosses a pair of nice combinations to the head.
Straw lands a cruel uppercut and Byrd X collapses!!

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Byrd X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Byrd X punches Straw with a series of punches to the nose!
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw slams Byrd X with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 21 of 32 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 24 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-8


Straw doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Byrd X jolts Straw with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X rocks Straw with a series of powerful shots to the ribs.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw tags Byrd X with a uppercut to the solar plexus. Byrd X covers up.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Byrd X blocks.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X pops Straw with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X solidly lands a left to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 15 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 21 of 25 punches.

Joe Byrd X won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 19-18


Straw doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Byrd X stays away from it.
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+Byrd X hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the chest. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Byrd X connects with a stiff cross to the chest.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X hits with a series of heavy blows to the ribs.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X hits Straw with a cross to the chest!
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+Straw tosses a volley of nice shots to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tosses a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Byrd X tosses a hook to the ribs.
+Straw pokes Byrd X with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 18 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 29-27


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Byrd X slams Straw with a volley of wild shots to the chest.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X pounds Straw with a powerful right to the chest.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tosses a series of strong blows to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw nails Byrd X with a series of nice blows to the stomach. Byrd X backpedals to his own corner.
+Byrd X catches Straw with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw pounds Byrd X with a series of commanding blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 24 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 19 of 24 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 39-36


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pokes Byrd X with a volley of shots to the stomach!
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pounds Byrd X with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Byrd X asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Byrd X solidly lands a series of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X belts Straw with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Straw grimaces in pain.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hammers Byrd X with a barrage of stinging blows to the chest.
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-Byrd X attempts a hook to the chest, but Straw backs out of it.
+Byrd X pops Straw with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 15 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 49-45


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X connects with a quick uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw tosses a flurry of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X jolts Straw with a loud hook to the stomach.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Byrd X smacks Straw with a series of light blows to the ribs.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 21 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 16 of 23 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 59-54


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Byrd X attacks with a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw smacks Byrd X with a vicious hook to the ribs.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Straw whacks Byrd X with a volley of powerful blows to the stomach.
+Byrd X annoys Straw with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Byrd X hurts Straw with a series of painful blows to the ribs.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw staggers Byrd X with a volley of shots to the chest.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Byrd X hits with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Byrd X scores with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 14 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 22 of 31 punches.

Joe Byrd X won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 68-64


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Byrd X is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Byrd X lunges with a series of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Straw hurts Byrd X with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Byrd X doesn't notice.
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+Byrd X fires a series of blows to the eye.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X pummels Straw with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
-Byrd X attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but Straw escapes.
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+Straw hits with a wild uppercut to the stomach. Byrd X ignores it.
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+Straw backs up Byrd X with a solid roundhouse to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X connects with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Byrd X hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 19 of 25 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 19 of 31 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 78-73


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Byrd X looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw lashes out with a volley of light shots to the chest. Byrd X covers up.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Byrd X strikes with a hook to the eye. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Byrd X attacks with a volley of blows to the face.
Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Byrd X charges with a straight right to the chin, but Straw escapes.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Byrd X doesn't notice.
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Straw tries to attack, but Byrd X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Byrd X tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Straw throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Byrd X ties him up.
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+Straw punches Byrd X with a heavy uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 17 of 23 punches, and Joe Byrd X landed 17 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 88-82


Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Byrd X collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Byrd X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Straw annoys Byrd X with a flurry of shots to the chest! Straw is jabbing and laughing! Byrd X falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Byrd X can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-8
Round 2: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 3: Joe Byrd X 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a technical knockout!