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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt and Taxman fought to a majority decision draw: 38-38, 39-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, December 22, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 585 pounds (265 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Taxman!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.

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+Noodle throws a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+Noodle punches Taxman with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Noodle hurts Taxman with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Noodle punches Taxman with a flurry of solid shots to the mouth.
+Taxman staggers Noodle with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
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+Noodle fires a series of stiff punches to the eye!
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Noodle throws a pair of wild punches to the jaw! Taxman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Noodle smacks Taxman with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Taxman punches Noodle with a series of light shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle punches Taxman with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
+Taxman tosses a barrage of hard blows to the nose!!
+Taxman hits Noodle with a pair of painful blows to the chin.
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+Taxman drills Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Taxman hits with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
+Taxman lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle clocks Taxman with a flurry of vicious blows to the temple.
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+Taxman annoys Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
+Taxman throws a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 61 of 61 punches, and Taxman landed 50 of 58 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Taxman doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Noodle lands a series of quick punches to the eye. Taxman seems wobbly!
+Taxman fires a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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+Noodle pops Taxman with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Noodle throws a barrage of heavy blows to the nose.
+Noodle backs up Taxman with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Noodle fires a uppercut to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Noodle lashes out with a series of nice punches to the nose. Taxman shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle grazes Taxman with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Noodle hurts Taxman with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Taxman backpedals to his own corner.
-Taxman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Taxman shakes Noodle with a light left to the chest.
+Taxman smashes Noodle with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Taxman nails Noodle with a sweeping right to the temple. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Taxman hits with a pair of punches to the chin. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
+Taxman annoys Noodle with a off balance right to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Noodle annoys Taxman with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+Noodle rocks Taxman with a jab to the nose.
+Taxman hits with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Taxman hits with a jab to the head.
+Taxman stuns Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Taxman solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Taxman hits with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
+Noodle fires a pair of glancing punches to the temple!!
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-Taxman tries a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Taxman clocks Noodle with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus! Noodle is hurt!
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+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the face.
+Noodle hits Taxman with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle belts Taxman with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 64 punches, and Taxman landed 77 of 94 punches.

Taxman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Taxman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Noodle attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
+Taxman connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Taxman staggers Noodle with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
+Noodle wallops Taxman with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Taxman connects with a flurry of punches to the face. Noodle is hurt!
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+Taxman attacks with a series of nasty punches to the eye. Noodle grimaces in pain.
+Taxman tags Noodle with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Noodle connects with a volley of loud punches to the chin. Taxman quickly recovers.
+Noodle drills Taxman with a mean right to the face.
+Noodle drills Taxman with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
+Taxman whacks Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth. Noodle quickly recovers.
-Taxman attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Taxman punches Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Noodle connects with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
+Noodle annoys Taxman with a flurry of punches to the nose!
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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-Taxman probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Taxman tags Noodle with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Taxman smacks Noodle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Taxman slams Noodle with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Taxman connects with a volley of painful punches to the eye. Noodle ignores it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Taxman paws a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Taxman fires a volley of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Taxman tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle throws a flurry of furious punches to the face.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the temple.
+Taxman tags Noodle with a volley of light punches to the temple!!
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+Taxman fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle hits with a painful jab to the mouth.
+Noodle solidly lands a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 74 of 74 punches, and Taxman landed 88 of 121 punches.

Taxman won the round 10-9

Taxman is winning the fight 29-28


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Taxman covers up.

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+Noodle lands a pair of stiff punches to the temple. Taxman quickly recovers.
-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Taxman ties him up.
+Noodle wallops Taxman with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Noodle lashes out with a straight right to the head, but Taxman backs out of it.
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+Noodle nails Taxman with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Taxman retreats to the far corner.
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+Taxman fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Taxman beats a hasty retreat.
-Noodle throws a left right to the chest, but Taxman covers himself well.
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+Noodle pokes Taxman with a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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+Taxman tags Noodle with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Noodle solidly lands a barrage of hard punches to the face! Taxman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Noodle tags Taxman with a jab to the temple.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a jab to the mouth!! Taxman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle annoys Taxman with a barrage of stinging blows to the chin!!
+Noodle jars Taxman with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle pounds Taxman with a series of nice punches to the ribs. Taxman shakes his head to clear it.
-Noodle attempts a series of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Noodle slams Taxman with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Noodle lands a nasty roundhouse to the face. Taxman falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 89 punches, and Taxman landed 6 of 9 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 39-38


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!