Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom defeated Eldrazi Conscription by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Thursday, December 20, 2018In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Eldrazi Conscription!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom staggers Conscription with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom hits with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Dorkdom solidly lands a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.
-Conscription tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom nails Conscription with a cross to the stomach.
+Dorkdom fires a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Conscription tosses a commanding hook to the mouth.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom suprises Conscription with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs!
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+Conscription rocks Dorkdom with a pair of punches to the chin.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 41 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 12 of 24 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom doesn't want to stop fighting!
Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription drills Dorkdom with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom thumps Conscription with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom tosses a roundhouse to the stomach. Conscription asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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-Conscription attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom fires a nice jab to the ribs. Conscription seems wobbly!
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-Dorkdom launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Conscription ducks.
+Dorkdom throws a flurry of painful shots to the chest.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom scores with a mean left to the chest.
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+Conscription connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Conscription drills Dorkdom with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 32 of 41 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 12 of 24 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Conscription lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom strikes with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs! Conscription asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conscription suprises Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Conscription wallops Dorkdom with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom hits Conscription with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Conscription escapes.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom clocks Conscription with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Conscription attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dorkdom throws a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom lands a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 26 of 46 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 12 of 24 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkdom doesn't even want to rest!
Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom shakes Conscription with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkdom tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Conscription hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription pokes Dorkdom with a jab to the chest.
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+Dorkdom throws a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!!
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-Dorkdom charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom backs up Conscription with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Conscription grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Conscription with a jab to the stomach.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Conscription with a volley of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Conscription attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom tattoos Conscription with a series of punches to the stomach. Conscription backpedals to his own corner.
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-Conscription throws a left right to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Conscription lashes out with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 38 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 13 of 25 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Conscription escapes.
+Dorkdom hits Conscription with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Conscription wallops Dorkdom with a barrage of punches to the chest! Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription tries a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom jolts Conscription with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Conscription covers up.
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+Dorkdom throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom attacks with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Conscription hits Dorkdom with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Conscription paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 27 of 38 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 13 of 23 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Conscription thumps Dorkdom with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Dorkdom laughs!
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+Dorkdom solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Conscription attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Conscription belts Dorkdom with a barrage of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom belts Conscription with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom suprises Conscription with a mean jab to the stomach!!
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+Dorkdom punches Conscription with a hard jab to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom charges with a roundhouse to the chest, but Conscription covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom pokes Conscription with a pair of heavy punches to the chest. Conscription ignores it.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom nails Conscription with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom drills Conscription with a vicious jab to the stomach. Conscription shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 30 of 36 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 14 of 23 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 60-54
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Conscription fires a series of right blows to the stomach, but Dorkdom blocks.
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+Conscription hammers Dorkdom with a flurry of blows to the ribs! Dorkdom shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom stuns Conscription with a solid hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom rocks Conscription with a flurry of solid blows to the stomach. Conscription is hurt!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conscription hits Dorkdom with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Conscription leaps aside.
-Conscription tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dorkdom covers himself well.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom smashes Conscription with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Dorkdom throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom connects with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Conscription beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 24 of 40 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 13 of 26 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 70-63
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Dorkdom is using the ring. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Conscription takes charge with a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom hammers Conscription with a barrage of light punches to the ribs! Conscription sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom staggers Conscription with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom staggers Conscription with a barrage of light punches to the ribs. Conscription falls against the ropes!
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-Conscription tries to land a volley of left shots to the eye, but Dorkdom escapes.
+Dorkdom nails Conscription with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Conscription throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom punches Conscription with a flurry of commanding shots to the ribs.
-Conscription probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but Dorkdom backs out of it.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom jars Conscription with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hits Dorkdom with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose!
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+Conscription tosses a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkdom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 29 of 38 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 17 of 34 punches.
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 80-72
Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Dorkdom wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the temple. Conscription backpedals to his own corner.
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+Conscription fires a barrage of shots to the chin.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hurts Dorkdom with a volley of blows to the temple.
Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription paws a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Dorkdom ties him up.
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-Conscription probes with a uppercut to the eye, but misses.
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-Conscription attempts a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 7 of 7 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 13 of 32 punches.
Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 89-82
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Conscription grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Conscription thumps Dorkdom with a painful uppercut to the eye.
+Conscription tags Dorkdom with a volley of vicious shots to the nose.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription lunges with a pair of blows to the eye, but Dorkdom ties him up.
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-Conscription tries a left hook to the head, but only hits air.
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Dorkdom tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Conscription fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dorkdom hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkdom belts Conscription with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 8 of 8 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 31 punches.
Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 98-92
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Conscription is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Conscription nails Dorkdom with a wild jab to the jaw.
-Conscription attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but Dorkdom ducks.
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-Conscription attacks with a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Conscription annoys Dorkdom with a barrage of wild shots to the jaw.
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-Conscription attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom hits with a roundhouse to the jaw. Conscription shakes his head to clear it.
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-Conscription throws a shot to the head, but Dorkdom ties him up.
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+Conscription solidly lands a barrage of stiff shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 7 of 8 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 40 punches.
Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkdom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Dorkdom is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Conscription is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Conscription smashes Dorkdom with a quick blow to the eye.
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-Conscription attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Conscription attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Dorkdom ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Conscription charges with a uppercut to the face, but Dorkdom ties him up.
-Conscription fires a series of hooks to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Conscription lashes out with a volley of crosses to the nose, but Dorkdom deftly avoits it.
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+Conscription attacks with a barrage of hooks to the chin.
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+Conscription shakes Dorkdom with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom landed 8 of 8 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 15 of 40 punches.
Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom is winning the fight 116-112
Dorkdom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Conscription doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 11: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 12: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 11: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 12: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 2: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 3: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 4: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 5: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 6: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 7: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 8: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 10-9
Round 9: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 10: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 11: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 12: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Total Score: Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom 116-112
Oddjob who lives in Dorkdom wins by decision!
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