Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Little John by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, December 15, 2018In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 569 pounds (258 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Little John!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Little covers up.
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-Noodle charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Noodle punches Little with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Noodle hits Little with a barrage of furious shots to the chest.
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+Noodle tattoos Little with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Little laughs!
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+Noodle smacks Little with a series of blows to the jaw!
+Noodle rocks Little with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+Little throws a series of blows to the stomach.
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+Noodle annoys Little with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Noodle paws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Little quickly backs away.
+Noodle slams Little with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Little doesn't notice.
+Noodle pummels Little with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
+Noodle annoys Little with a pair of commanding shots to the head.
-Noodle launches a straight right to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 63 punches, and Little John landed 5 of 7 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
Little doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Little covers up.
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+Noodle punches Little with a pair of mean punches to the head. Little asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Noodle tags Little with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Little doesn't notice.
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+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Noodle lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Noodle hits Little with a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Noodle takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Noodle smacks Little with a barrage of punches to the mouth! Little doesn't seem bothered.
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-Noodle throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Little hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 65 punches, and Little John landed 5 of 9 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Little doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Little covers up.
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+Noodle tags Little with a pair of nice punches to the eye!
+Noodle connects with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Noodle lands a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face!! Little asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Noodle probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Little narrowly avoids it
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-Noodle attempts a left uppercut to the face, but only hits air.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Little steps aside and laughs.
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+Noodle fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Little laughs!
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Noodle charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 36 of 65 punches, and Little John landed 5 of 8 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Little doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Little covers up.
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-Noodle fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Little beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle pops Little with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Noodle probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle belts Little with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Noodle paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Noodle lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Noodle lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Little steps aside.
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+Little catches Noodle with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the nose, but Little backs out of it.
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+Noodle throws a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
-Noodle launches a roundhouse to the face, but Little takes it in the forearms.
-Noodle throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle backs up Little with a volley of solid blows to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 30 of 57 punches, and Little John landed 6 of 7 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Little doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!
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