Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated You eat it man by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, December 15, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is You eat it man!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It Man connects with a solid uppercut to the mouth.
+Boom I annoys You Eat It Man with a series of punches to the eye.
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-You Eat It Man launches a pair of blows to the jaw, but Boom I takes it in the forearms.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of solid punches to the nose. You Eat It Man sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Boom I smacks You Eat It Man with a series of shots to the jaw.
-Boom I throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but You Eat It Man covers himself well.
+Boom I suprises You Eat It Man with a pair of blows to the nose.
Boom I lands a terrific uppercut and You Eat It Man lands flat on his back!!
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You Eat It Man struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+You Eat It Man punches Boom I with a series of shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 20 of 23 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 14 of 26 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-8
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-8
You Eat It Man doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It Man tags Boom I with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man attacks with a cross to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-You Eat It Man probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches You Eat It Man with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man takes charge with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 12 of 24 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-17
You Eat It Man remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest!
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I pummels You Eat It Man with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I takes charge with a series of blows to the ribs. You Eat It Man sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a left hook to the chest, but You Eat It Man deftly avoits it.
+Boom I hurts You Eat It Man with a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man smacks Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 15 of 23 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 16 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-26
You Eat It Man grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man connects with Boom I with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man hits with a volley of loud blows to the chest. Boom I quickly recovers.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man throws a left hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+You Eat It Man fires a series of glancing shots to the ribs.
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+Boom I belts You Eat It Man with a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I whacks You Eat It Man with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-You Eat It Man launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I tosses a stiff uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 11 of 22 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-35
You Eat It Man is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man backs up Boom I with a stinging cross to the ribs. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I backs up You Eat It Man with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+You Eat It Man lashes out with a solid hook to the solar plexus!
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+Boom I backs up You Eat It Man with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!
+Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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-You Eat It Man throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Boom I quickly backs away.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but You Eat It Man deftly avoits it.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
-You Eat It Man attempts a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I connects with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. You Eat It Man asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 10 of 25 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 23 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-44
You Eat It Man is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+You Eat It Man lashes out with a series of furious punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I fires a hook to the chest, but You Eat It Man deftly avoits it.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+You Eat It Man tattoos Boom I with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Boom I steps aside.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I tosses a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-You Eat It Man attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I leaps aside.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I hits You Eat It Man with a flurry of strong blows to the chest. You Eat It Man covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 9 of 24 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 15 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-53
You Eat It Man looks exhausted. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
You Eat It Man clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Boom I whacks You Eat It Man with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+You Eat It Man fires a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I whacks You Eat It Man with a barrage of glancing shots to the stomach.
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-You Eat It Man charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
-You Eat It Man paws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but You Eat It Man narrowly avoids it
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You eat it man landed 7 of 23 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 17 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 70-62
You Eat It Man collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
You Eat It Man grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Boom I hits with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
-You Eat It Man lunges with a series of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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Boom I tries to attack, but You Eat It Man hangs on until the referee separates them.
+You Eat It Man drills Boom I with a series of punches to the mouth.
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You Eat It Man tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I backs up You Eat It Man with a nice right to the chest. You Eat It Man covers up.
+Boom I fires a powerful uppercut to the stomach. Boom I strikes at will! You Eat It Man can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
You Eat It Man can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The doctor won't let You eat it man continue the fight! Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a technical knockout!
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