Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, December 10, 2018In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 lands a series of combinations to the nose!!
+Sugar jolts Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Sugar hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the face, but misses.
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+Sugar tosses a jab to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Sugar escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Sugar covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a left jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 stuns Sugar with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of mean combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 30 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Sugar hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!
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-Sugar lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar tattoos Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sugar strikes with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Sugar lunges with a left jab to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a jab to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a left jab to the ribs, but Sugar covers himself well.
+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a pair of quick combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Sugar fires a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Sugar with a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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+Sugar wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Sugar ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Sugar throws a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
-Sugar fires a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Sugar hits with a pair of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
+Sugar scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a straight right to the stomach.
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+Sugar attacks with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 29 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Sugar with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a cross to the stomach, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 20 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 shakes Sugar with a light right to the solar plexus. Sugar doesn't seem bothered.
+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Sugar slams Dorkness 1 with a right to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Sugar strikes with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs!
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-Sugar attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
+Sugar hits with a light sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 24 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 22 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of right combinations to the ribs, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a powerful jab to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a volley of loud combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Sugar with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of mean punches to the nose!! Dorkness 1 covers up.
-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar backs out of it.
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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-Sugar paws a right jab to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 lands a series of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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-Sugar tries to land a series of combinations to the head, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sugar wallops Dorkness 1 with a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Sugar fires a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar quickly backs away.
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+Sugar hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar leaps aside.
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-Sugar lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Sugar catches Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 20 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Sugar attacks with a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but Sugar stays away from it.
+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Sugar lands a jab to the eye! Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Sugar ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Sugar with a series of mean combinations to the solar plexus. Sugar hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a combination to the head, but Sugar leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 hammers Sugar with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a right jab to the face, but Sugar hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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+Sugar throws a barrage of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 37 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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