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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Big John's Ale by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, December 8, 2018

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 562 pounds (255 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 751 pounds (341 kilograms) is Big John's Ale!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+Noodle smacks Big John's Ale with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Big John's Ale tosses a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Noodle lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Big John's Ale slams Noodle with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Noodle lands a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Big John's Ale attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Noodle steps aside.
+Noodle catches Big John's Ale with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale beats a hasty retreat.
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+Big John's Ale solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle pops Big John's Ale with a volley of punches to the face.
-Noodle charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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+Big John's Ale lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 39 of 58 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 27 of 41 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Big John's Ale doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

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+Noodle lands a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Big John's Ale tries a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Big John's Ale grimaces in pain.
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+Noodle annoys Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the chest. Big John's Ale gets mad!
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-Big John's Ale probes with a series of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big John's Ale steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Big John's Ale pokes Noodle with a roundhouse to the face. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle tags Big John's Ale with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Big John's Ale laughs!
+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle throws a right jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. Big John's Ale asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Big John's Ale hits with a flurry of punches to the nose!
+Noodle pops Big John's Ale with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle belts Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Big John's Ale throws a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Noodle lunges with a left to the head, but Big John's Ale escapes.
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+Noodle stuns Big John's Ale with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Big John's Ale attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw!
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+Big John's Ale jolts Noodle with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 42 of 63 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 26 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

-Noodle probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Big John's Ale annoys Noodle with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+Noodle throws a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the chin.
-Big John's Ale lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Big John's Ale pokes Noodle with a volley of light punches to the head.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Noodle smacks Big John's Ale with a volley of solid punches to the face!
+Noodle hits with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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+Noodle tosses a flurry of punches to the nose. Big John's Ale covers up.
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+Noodle pops Big John's Ale with a series of punches to the face.
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-Noodle tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Big John's Ale takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle charges with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Noodle attempts a left right to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Big John's Ale lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Noodle hits with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Big John's Ale is hurt!
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Noodle stays away from it.
+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+Big John's Ale lands a series of commanding blows to the mouth. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Noodle belts Big John's Ale with a flurry of punches to the face!! Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 35 of 64 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 33 of 37 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Big John's Ale doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Big John's Ale stays outside and throws solid jabs.

-Noodle fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Big John's Ale tosses a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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-Noodle throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Noodle lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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-Noodle paws a right straight right to the eye, but falls short.
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-Noodle paws a right jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
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+Noodle fires a volley of heavy punches to the chin! Big John's Ale hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Noodle attacks with a right jab to the mouth, but misses.
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+Noodle solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Big John's Ale lunges with a jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Big John's Ale punches Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face. Noodle is hurt!
+Big John's Ale pops Noodle with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
-Big John's Ale launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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+Big John's Ale pokes Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+Big John's Ale hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 29 of 57 punches, and Big John's Ale landed 28 of 43 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle is obviously tired.

Big John's Ale remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9

Total Score: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 40-36

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by decision!