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(Super-Welterweight) Pansy"WWW" Slapper defeated Coal Cracker Milo by split decision: 116-115, 115-113, 113-115.

Match Thursday, December 6, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Coal Cracker Milo!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Www probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Coal covers himself well.
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-Www charges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coal narrowly avoids it
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-Coal fires a volley of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Www fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Coal takes charge with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Www nails Coal with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
-Coal attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Www throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Www whacks Coal with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. Coal sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coal backs up Www with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
+Coal jolts Www with a pair of punches to the chin! Www shakes his head to clear it.
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+Www nails Coal with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Www attempts a right jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Coal attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Www stays away from it.
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+Www stuns Coal with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 22 of 45 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 16 of 33 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Www annoys Coal with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Coal attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Www quickly backs away.
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-Www attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Coal covers himself well.
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-Www attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Www pops Coal with a series of punches to the chin.
-Coal tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Coal stuns Www with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coal throws a right jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Coal throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Www grimaces in pain.
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-Www probes with a right to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Www pokes Coal with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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+Www pokes Coal with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 23 of 40 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 14 of 32 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 20-19


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coal doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coal attempts a straight right to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Coal attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Www covers himself well.
+Www fires a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
+Coal jolts Www with a pair of punches to the eye!
-Coal fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Www throws a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Coal pounds Www with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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-Coal tries a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Coal tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Www ducks.
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+Www tattoos Coal with a volley of solid punches to the jaw!!
-Coal fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Www stays away from it.
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+Coal tags Www with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
+Coal shakes Www with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Www charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Www throws a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Coal slams Www with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Coal throws a series of punches to the face, but Www backs out of it.
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+Coal throws a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Coal probes with a right straight right to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Www smacks Coal with a volley of punches to the stomach. Coal doesn't notice.
+Www strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs. Coal gets mad!
+Coal strikes with a series of shots to the temple. Www sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coal smacks Www with a flurry of strong punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Coal probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Www ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 24 of 39 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 38 of 69 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coal tags Www with a stiff jab to the solar plexus. Www asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Www probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Coal throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Www narrowly avoids it
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+Coal fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Www laughs!
+Www hits with a heavy straight right to the mouth. Coal doesn't seem bothered.
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-Coal fires a right jab to the stomach, but Www hides behind his gloves.
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-Www probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Www jolts Coal with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Coal seems wobbly!
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+Www throws a painful jab to the jaw.
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-Coal tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Www steps aside and laughs.
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-Www attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Www lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Coal is hurt!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Coal hits with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 20 of 40 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 17 of 42 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Milo is winning the fight 39-38


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Www tags Coal with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Www whacks Coal with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
-Coal throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Www stays away from it.
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+Coal takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus. Www grimaces in pain.
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+Www takes charge with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
-Www paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coal steps aside.
-Www probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coal stays away from it.
+Www solidly lands a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Www tosses a sweeping right to the face. Coal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Www scores with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
-Www lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Coal throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Www probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Coal covers himself well.
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+Coal lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Www quickly recovers.
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-Www probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Www tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Www attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Coal whacks Www with a wild jab to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 40 of 86 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 15 of 33 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coal attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but Www narrowly avoids it
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+Coal hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Www tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Coal suprises Www with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Www lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses.
+Www scores with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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-Www attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Www punches Coal with a pair of shots to the chin. Coal seems wobbly!
+Www scores with a cross to the stomach!!
-Www lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Www attempts a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Coal attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Www stays away from it.
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-Coal tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but Www steps aside.
+Coal hits with a series of off balance punches to the chest.
-Coal tries to land a right to the ribs, but Www ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 16 of 41 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 16 of 39 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Milo is winning the fight 58-57


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Www wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the temple. Coal ignores it.
+Www pummels Coal with a nice straight right to the chin!! Coal sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Www hits with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Www attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Www jars Coal with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Coal wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Www attempts a right sweeping right to the mouth, but Coal beats a hasty retreat.
-Www lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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-Www attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Www attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Www attempts a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Coal probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Coal lands a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Coal throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Www hides behind his gloves.
+Coal slams Www with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Www slams Coal with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Www probes with a left jab to the eye, but to no avail.
+Coal jolts Www with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach. Www doesn't seem bothered.
-Www tries a flurry of punches to the face, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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-Www attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Coal deftly avoits it.
-Www attempts a right sweeping right to the chin, but Coal leaps aside.
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+Www hits with a volley of loud blows to the chin.
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-Coal lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Www ties him up.
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+Www wallops Coal with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 40 of 78 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 20 of 33 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Coal attacks with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Www backs out of it.
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+Coal hits Www with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Coal pokes Www with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Www lands a left to the ribs. Coal ignores it.
+Coal throws a volley of vicious punches to the chin. Www sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Coal probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Www stays away from it.
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-Coal charges with a left left to the face, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Coal tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Www tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Coal ties him up.
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-Coal fires a series of right punches to the chin, but Www leaps aside.
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+Www whacks Coal with a flurry of painful shots to the nose.
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-Www throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Www tries a right jab to the jaw, but Coal escapes.
-Www tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Www nails Coal with a furious right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 16 of 37 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 18 of 42 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Milo is winning the fight 77-76


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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+Www attacks with a wild straight right to the temple.
+Www hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Coal beats a hasty retreat.
-Www lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coal deftly avoits it.
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-Coal probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Www tries a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Coal ties him up.
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+Coal suprises Www with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Www ignores it.
-Coal throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Www probes with a right jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Www suprises Coal with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Coal quickly recovers.
-Www charges with a left jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Www charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Coal hammers Www with a volley of punches to the nose!
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+Www jolts Coal with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
+Coal scores with a pair of punches to the eye. Www sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Www throws a series of punches to the eye, but Coal ties him up.
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+Www connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Www shakes Coal with a jab to the chin!! Coal falls against the ropes!
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-Www lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 40 of 82 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 18 of 31 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Www throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Coal leaps aside.
-Coal paws a volley of punches to the head, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coal lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Www narrowly avoids it
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+Www pounds Coal with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Www strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Www throws a right jab to the nose, but Coal deftly avoits it.
-Www attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Coal tattoos Www with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Coal hurts Www with a barrage of punches to the temple! Www falls against the ropes!
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+Coal grazes Www with a pair of painful punches to the nose!! Www seems wobbly!
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-Coal lunges with a straight right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Www smashes Coal with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 17 of 36 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 16 of 30 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Milo is winning the fight 96-95


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Www is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coal lands a pair of furious punches to the chin!
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+Www hurts Coal with a pair of punches to the temple!
-Www paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Coal tries a series of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Www hits with a left to the ribs.
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+Www clocks Coal with a nasty sweeping right to the stomach!
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-Www attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Www lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Coal ducks just in time.
+Www whacks Coal with a series of light punches to the ribs.
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-Www attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Coal hides behind his gloves.
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-Www launches a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses.
+Coal tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
-Www lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Coal steps aside and laughs.
-Www paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coal probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Coal slams Www with a flurry of commanding punches to the head. Www sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Www stuns Coal with a nasty jab to the chin. Coal asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Www punches Coal with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
-Www probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Www attacks with a series of glancing punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 77 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 19 of 32 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coal doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coal is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Coal tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Coal charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Www hides behind his gloves.
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+Coal scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the face. Www is hurt!
-Coal lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Www nails Coal with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Coal rocks Www with a barrage of glancing punches to the head. Www backpedals to his own corner.
+Coal throws a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Coal wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple!
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-Coal probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Www quickly backs away.
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+Www attacks with a volley of nice punches to the mouth. Coal gets mad!
-Www lashes out with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Coal takes it in the forearms.
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-Www attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Coal hides behind his gloves.
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-Coal attempts a series of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Coal annoys Www with a flurry of light punches to the face.
+Www drills Coal with a barrage of furious punches to the face!!
-Www probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Coal ties him up.
+Coal pummels Www with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Coal attacks with a cross to the jaw.
-Coal attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Coal attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Www charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 20 of 38 punches, and Coal Cracker Milo landed 36 of 77 punches.

Coal Cracker Milo won the round 10-9

Coal Cracker Milo is winning the fight 115-114


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 116-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 4: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 9: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 10: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9
Round 11: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 12: Coal Cracker Milo 10-9

Total Score: Coal Cracker Milo 115-113

Pansy"WWW" Slapper wins by decision!