Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Bang Bang II defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, December 5, 2018In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Bang Bang II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bang is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 jolts Bang with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Bang with an illegal rabbit punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of combinations to the face, but Bang quickly backs away.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Bang with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Bang with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Bang throws a pair of punches to the chin!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bang Bang II landed 9 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 35 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Bang doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bang hits with a series of combinations to the mouth.
Bang lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 collapses!!
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FIVE
Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bang charges with a jab to the nose, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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+Bang stuns Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Bang with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
+Bang attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Bang with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Bang nails Dorkness 5 with a light straight right to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of off balance combinations to the solar plexus. Bang ignores it.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a furious jab to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 pounds Bang with a pair of heavy combinations to the ribs. Bang laughs!
+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
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The fighters circle.
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+Bang pounds Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bang tosses Dorkness 5 with a head butt! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Dorkness 5 jars Bang with a combination to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bang Bang II landed 23 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 24 of 24 punches.
Bang Bang II won the round 10-8
Bang Bang II is winning the fight 19-18
Bang grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 3
Bang bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Bang is knocked off his feet!!
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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bang attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 lands a bone crushing left cross to the jaw and Bang staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Bang with a pair of stinging combinations to the chest! Bang covers up.
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+Bang hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Bang with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Bang with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
+Bang lashes out with Dorkness 5 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Bang lands a series of stinging combinations to the temple!! Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the eye.
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+Bang belts Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious combinations to the face. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkness 5 grazes Bang with a volley of combinations to the chest. Bang shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of loud combinations to the solar plexus. Bang falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a loud jab to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of combinations to the ribs.
+Bang attacks with a volley of commanding combinations to the face.
+Bang hits Dorkness 5 with a nice left to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Bang charges with a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but goes wide.
+Bang smacks Dorkness 5 with a heavy jab to the jaw!
Bang lands a cruel haymaker and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bang smashes Dorkness 5 with a jab to the chin.
BELL
Bang collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Army of Dorkness 5 continue the fight! Bang Bang II wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang II 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang II 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Bang Bang II 10-8
Bang Bang II wins by a technical knockout!
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