Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-111.Match Monday, December 3, 2018In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Sugar whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful punches to the mouth!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
-Dorkness 1 throws a series of punches to the nose, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Sugar with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a barrage of glancing combinations to the eye!!
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+Sugar lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a left to the head, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 suprises Sugar with a volley of nice combinations to the temple.
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+Sugar fires a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 30 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 32 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the ribs!! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 punches Sugar with a series of combinations to the chest. Sugar backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a pair of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
+Sugar hits with a volley of combinations to the chest. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Sugar attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 22 of 30 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sugar hurts Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sugar probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Sugar launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
-Dorkness 1 tries a right jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sugar tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Sugar with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Sugar fires a volley of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 30 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a jab to the chest, but Sugar steps aside.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Sugar with a series of wild blows to the chest. Sugar backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but Sugar covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 22 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Sugar with a pair of powerful combinations to the chest.
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-Sugar tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Sugar staggers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Sugar hits with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 24 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 23 of 35 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sugar jars Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Sugar ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 22 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 6 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left combination to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar ducks.
+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a quick hook to the solar plexus!
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+Sugar throws a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Sugar attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a strong straight right to the chest. Sugar hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the chest, but Sugar ties him up.
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 31 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Sugar stays away from it.
+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a heavy jab to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Sugar with a barrage of combinations to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 23 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sugar scores with a powerful combination to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Sugar ties him up.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar narrowly avoids it
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+Sugar hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ties him up.
-Sugar tries a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sugar wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of hard combinations to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 30 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 throws a nice roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!!
+Sugar connects with a pair of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a left cross to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Sugar lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Sugar covers himself well.
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-Sugar lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
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+Sugar fires a volley of stiff combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 31 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Sugar throws a barrage of combinations to the face.
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-Sugar tries a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Sugar throws a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a heavy sweeping right to the eye.
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+Sugar connects with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of loud combinations to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 21 of 32 punches.
Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 drills Sugar with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Sugar punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a left right to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with Sugar with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Sugar with a volley of commanding combinations to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of left combinations to the face, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-111
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-111
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-111
Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!
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