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(Light-Flyweight) Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist defeated Straw Slugger 2016 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Monday, November 26, 2018

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Straw Slugger 2016!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist !!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Slugger 2016 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Slugger 2016 throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+The Dead Baby lands a light jab to the jaw!!
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+The Dead Baby solidly lands a pair of combinations to the face. Slugger 2016 grimaces in pain.
The Dead Baby lands a well placed punch in the nose and Slugger 2016 lands flat on his back!!

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Slugger 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 2016 connects with a glancing jab to the eye. The Dead Baby doesn't notice.
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+The Dead Baby fires a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
The Dead Baby lands a bone crushing haymaker and Slugger 2016 falls to the canvas!!

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Slugger 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Dead Baby attacks with Slugger 2016 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Slugger 2016 throws a volley of punches to the head.
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+The Dead Baby pops Slugger 2016 with a series of combinations to the jaw. Slugger 2016 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slugger 2016 smacks The Dead Baby with a volley of punches to the nose! The Dead Baby covers up.
+Slugger 2016 scores with a flurry of loud combinations to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby staggers Slugger 2016 with a loud jab to the face.
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-The Dead Baby probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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+The Dead Baby punches Slugger 2016 with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Slugger 2016 tags The Dead Baby with a series of furious shots to the chin.
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+Slugger 2016 grazes The Dead Baby with a pair of heavy combinations to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 22 of 33 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 26 of 32 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-7

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 10-7


Slugger 2016 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 2

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slugger 2016 slams The Dead Baby with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
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+The Dead Baby strikes with a volley of strong punches to the jaw. Slugger 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+The Dead Baby fires a commanding jab to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a volley of off balance punches to the nose!
The Dead Baby lands a brutal left punch in the nose and Slugger 2016 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Slugger 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 2016 staggers The Dead Baby with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
+Slugger 2016 slams The Dead Baby with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Slugger 2016 attacks with a right to the nose, but The Dead Baby steps aside and laughs.
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+Slugger 2016 hits The Dead Baby with a commanding cross to the eye. The Dead Baby doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slugger 2016 fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+The Dead Baby strikes with a volley of combinations to the head.
+The Dead Baby attacks with a volley of wild combinations to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 26 of 41 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 24 of 31 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-8

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 20-15


Slugger 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 3

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby slams Slugger 2016 with a volley of wild punches to the chin! Slugger 2016 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slugger 2016 smacks The Dead Baby with a straight right to the eye. The Dead Baby hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slugger 2016 hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+The Dead Baby lands a pair of nice combinations to the temple! Slugger 2016 retreats to the far corner.
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+The Dead Baby catches Slugger 2016 with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+The Dead Baby hurts Slugger 2016 with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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-The Dead Baby lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+The Dead Baby slams Slugger 2016 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Slugger 2016 slams The Dead Baby with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Slugger 2016 probes with a jab to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Slugger 2016 fires a right jab to the face, but The Dead Baby ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 22 of 42 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 23 of 33 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 30-24


Slugger 2016 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

The Dead Baby doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 4

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+The Dead Baby stuns Slugger 2016 with a series of combinations to the head.
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+The Dead Baby jolts Slugger 2016 with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
The Dead Baby lands a ferocious hook and Slugger 2016 goes over backwards!!

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Slugger 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Dead Baby connects with a series of heavy combinations to the head.
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+The Dead Baby throws a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Slugger 2016 smacks The Dead Baby with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Slugger 2016 lands a roundhouse to the nose.
+The Dead Baby jars Slugger 2016 with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Slugger 2016 lands a series of heavy punches to the face. The Dead Baby covers up.
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-Slugger 2016 probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+The Dead Baby drills Slugger 2016 with a barrage of painful combinations to the chin.
The Dead Baby lands a well placed uppercut and Slugger 2016 drops like a stone!!

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Slugger 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slugger 2016 connects with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
+The Dead Baby clocks Slugger 2016 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Slugger 2016 lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Slugger 2016 attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Dead Baby narrowly avoids it
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+The Dead Baby staggers Slugger 2016 with a nasty combination to the nose.
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+Slugger 2016 shakes The Dead Baby with a straight right to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 20 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 28 of 29 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-7

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 40-31


Slugger 2016 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 5

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slugger 2016 thumps The Dead Baby with a series of punches to the temple.
+The Dead Baby pounds Slugger 2016 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Slugger 2016 launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Slugger 2016 lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but The Dead Baby steps aside and laughs.
+The Dead Baby wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Slugger 2016 seems wobbly!
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+The Dead Baby tosses a cross to the temple!
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+The Dead Baby hammers Slugger 2016 with a series of stinging punches to the ribs. Slugger 2016 gets mad!
+The Dead Baby pummels Slugger 2016 with a nice left to the chest. Slugger 2016 doesn't notice.
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-Slugger 2016 lashes out with a cross to the chin, but misses completely.
-Slugger 2016 lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but The Dead Baby hides behind his gloves.
+The Dead Baby staggers Slugger 2016 with a glancing jab to the chin!! Slugger 2016 gets mad!
+The Dead Baby solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+The Dead Baby lands a volley of heavy punches to the temple. Slugger 2016 doesn't notice.
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+The Dead Baby hammers Slugger 2016 with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Slugger 2016 charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Slugger 2016 hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. The Dead Baby doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 14 of 38 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 40 of 40 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 50-40


Slugger 2016 is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 6

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Dead Baby throws a pair of nice punches to the head.
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-Slugger 2016 tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+The Dead Baby jars Slugger 2016 with a pair of light punches to the chin!
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-Slugger 2016 attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but The Dead Baby ties him up.
+The Dead Baby tattoos Slugger 2016 with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Slugger 2016 falls against the ropes!
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+Slugger 2016 hurts The Dead Baby with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
-Slugger 2016 lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+The Dead Baby hammers Slugger 2016 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+The Dead Baby scores with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+The Dead Baby shakes Slugger 2016 with a series of punches to the mouth. Slugger 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slugger 2016 attempts a right jab to the eye, but The Dead Baby steps aside.
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+The Dead Baby lashes out with a pair of painful punches to the face!
-Slugger 2016 fires a pair of right punches to the chin, but The Dead Baby hides behind his gloves.
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+Slugger 2016 takes charge with a volley of nasty blows to the head.
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+The Dead Baby pops Slugger 2016 with a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 12 of 41 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 38 of 38 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 60-49


Slugger 2016 is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 7

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Slugger 2016 lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Slugger 2016 attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+The Dead Baby hammers Slugger 2016 with a series of commanding shots to the eye.
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+The Dead Baby hits with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
-Slugger 2016 lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but The Dead Baby quickly backs away.
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+The Dead Baby drills Slugger 2016 with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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+The Dead Baby takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Slugger 2016 lashes out with a sweeping right to the mouth, but The Dead Baby quickly backs away.
-Slugger 2016 fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+The Dead Baby pops Slugger 2016 with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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+The Dead Baby grazes Slugger 2016 with a off balance straight right to the face. Slugger 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Slugger 2016 charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but The Dead Baby beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Dead Baby throws a flurry of vicious punches to the temple. Slugger 2016 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Slugger 2016 landed 9 of 40 punches, and Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist landed 38 of 38 punches.

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist won the round 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist is winning the fight 70-58


Slugger 2016 is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.


ROUND 8

Slugger 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Dead Baby is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Dead Baby fires a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
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+The Dead Baby tags Slugger 2016 with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
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+The Dead Baby solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the temple.
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+The Dead Baby punches Slugger 2016 with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Slugger 2016 tries to land a right jab to the mouth, but The Dead Baby escapes.
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-Slugger 2016 tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Dead Baby blocks.
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+The Dead Baby tags Slugger 2016 with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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+The Dead Baby pops Slugger 2016 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Slugger 2016 fires a pair of punches to the face, but The Dead Baby leaps aside.
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-Slugger 2016 attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Slugger 2016 attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but The Dead Baby steps aside.
+The Dead Baby throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Slugger 2016 is hurt!
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-Slugger 2016 probes with a right sweeping right to the temple, but The Dead Baby stays away from it.
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+Slugger 2016 fires a nasty jab to the nose.
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BELL
Slugger 2016 looks exhausted. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

The Dead Baby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

The doctor won't let Straw Slugger 2016 continue the fight! Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by TKO!!




Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 2: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-8
Round 3: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 4: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-7
Round 5: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 6: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9
Round 7: Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist 10-9

Achmed "The Dead Baby" Terrorist wins by a technical knockout!