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(Heavyweight) Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber defeated Thunder Tornado by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 10, 2018

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 219 pounds (99 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Thunder Tornado!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tornado throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Censored tags Tornado with a straight right to the head! Tornado shakes his head to clear it.
+Tornado stuns Censored with a flurry of loud shots to the chin.
+Censored shakes Tornado with a series of nasty punches to the eye!
+Censored tags Tornado with a pair of punches to the mouth. Tornado seems wobbly!
+Censored attacks with a vicious left to the temple. Tornado quickly recovers.
-Tornado charges with a flurry of right roundhouses to the temple, but Censored blocks.
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+Tornado scores with a furious left to the head.
Tornado lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Censored is knocked out of the ring!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Censored takes charge with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!!
-Tornado paws a volley of left roundhouses to the face, but Censored ducks.
+Censored hits Tornado with a series of punches to the head!!
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+Censored grazes Tornado with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Censored hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Tornado lands a flurry of stinging crosses to the head.
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+Tornado pokes Censored with a volley of glancing blows to the face. Censored sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Tornado fires a left right to the jaw, but misses.
+Censored hammers Tornado with a pair of strong punches to the ribs!
-Tornado attempts a pair of left uppercuts to the head, but Censored beats a hasty retreat.
+Tornado punches Censored with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Censored falls against the ropes!
Tornado lands a lightning left uppercut and Censored goes down!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Censored punches Tornado with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Censored hits with a pair of commanding punches to the face!! Tornado grimaces in pain.
+Censored stuns Tornado with a pair of off balance blows to the face.
+Censored drills Tornado with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
+Censored connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+Censored pummels Tornado with a pair of nasty blows to the ribs!
+Censored lands a jab to the head.
+Censored grazes Tornado with a furious roundhouse to the ribs.
+Tornado lands a heavy straight right to the mouth!!
+Censored attacks with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Censored hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
Censored lands a well placed left uppercut and Tornado's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Tornado struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Censored tags Tornado with a wild straight right to the temple. Tornado ignores it.
+Censored punches Tornado with a volley of punches to the face.
+Censored suprises Tornado with a flurry of solid hooks to the mouth.
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+Censored hits with a barrage of quick uppercuts to the eye.
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+Censored hits with a barrage of punches to the chin!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 85 of 91 punches, and Thunder Tornado landed 15 of 43 punches.

Thunder Tornado won the round 10-9

Thunder Tornado is winning the fight 10-9


Censored doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Tornado remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tornado throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Censored grazes Tornado with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
Censored lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Tornado lands flat on his back!!

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SEVEN
Tornado struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Tornado attacks with a volley of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Censored connects with a barrage of painful punches to the head!!
+Censored thumps Tornado with a off balance right to the nose. Tornado covers up.
+Censored lands a straight right to the ribs.
+Censored catches Tornado with a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Censored backs up Tornado with a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Censored attacks with a light left to the solar plexus.
+Censored scores with a flurry of punches to the eye. Tornado shakes his head to clear it.
+Tornado smashes Censored with a volley of glancing crosses to the jaw.
Tornado lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Censored goes over backwards!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tornado throws a barrage of hooks to the mouth.
+Censored backs up Tornado with a solid jab to the chest!!
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+Censored pokes Tornado with a volley of punches to the mouth. Tornado ignores it.
+Censored pummels Tornado with a roundhouse to the chin.
+Tornado stuns Censored with a pair of commanding shots to the chin.
+Tornado fires a pair of solid shots to the eye.
Tornado lands a sudden left punch in the nose and Censored's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Tornado attempts a right shot to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Censored lands a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Tornado attacks with a barrage of hooks to the face, but fails to score.
-Tornado tries to land a pair of crosses to the head, but only hits air.
+Tornado backs up Censored with a right to the head.
-Tornado lunges with a flurry of shots to the face, but Censored backs out of it.
+Censored whacks Tornado with a jab to the solar plexus. Tornado sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Censored tosses a series of commanding hooks to the head. Tornado ignores it.
+Censored tattoos Tornado with a volley of painful punches to the temple. Tornado retreats to the far corner.
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+Censored catches Tornado with a cross to the solar plexus. Tornado backpedals to his own corner.
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+Censored wakes up the fans with a vicious straight right to the eye. Tornado doesn't notice.
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+Censored throws a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Censored hits with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
+Censored fires a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Censored attacks with a pair of punches to the face. Tornado asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Tornado fires a pair of crosses to the eye.
+Censored tags Tornado with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 106 of 106 punches, and Thunder Tornado landed 16 of 42 punches.

Thunder Tornado won the round 10-9

Thunder Tornado is winning the fight 20-18


Censored is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tornado is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tornado is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Censored probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Tornado narrowly avoids it
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+Censored wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Tornado launches a left roundhouse to the face, but only hits air.
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-Censored probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tornado takes it in the forearms.
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+Censored attacks with a volley of quick punches to the face!!
+Censored grazes Tornado with a series of mean punches to the head.
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+Censored throws a flurry of punches to the stomach. Tornado sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Censored annoys Tornado with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 32 of 48 punches, and Thunder Tornado landed 2 of 7 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Thunder Tornado is winning the fight 29-28


Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tornado grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tornado is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Censored throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Censored attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Censored lands a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Censored slams Tornado with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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-Tornado probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Censored escapes.
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+Censored hits with a off balance straight right to the chin. Tornado sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Censored throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Tornado steps aside.
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-Censored probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Censored solidly lands a pair of punches to the chin.
+Censored throws a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 28 of 46 punches, and Thunder Tornado landed 3 of 8 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tornado grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Tornado is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Tornado throws a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but misses.
+Tornado hits with a uppercut to the jaw.
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Tornado tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tornado hits with a right to the temple.
+Censored punches Tornado with a right to the ribs. Tornado covers up.
+Censored shakes Tornado with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Tornado throws a series of right shots to the head, but Censored stays away from it.
+Censored hits Tornado with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Censored throws a flurry of stinging shots to the chest.
Censored lands a decisive blow to the temple and Tornado staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Censored looks exhausted. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Tornado can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 2: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 2: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 2: Thunder Tornado 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 4: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber wins by a knockout!