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(Toughman) Amateur Big Boy defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, November 3, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Amateur Big Boy!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 554 pounds (251 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Amateur clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Amateur throws a volley of strong blows to the nose.
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+Noodle tags Amateur with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
+Amateur fires a stiff straight right to the chin.
+Amateur hammers Noodle with a strong jab to the jaw.
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+Noodle connects with a barrage of punches to the temple. Amateur backpedals to his own corner.
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+Noodle tags Amateur with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Noodle pops Amateur with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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-Amateur fires a pair of blows to the head, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
-Amateur lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but Noodle backs out of it.
-Amateur lunges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Noodle smashes Amateur with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle rocks Amateur with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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+Noodle lands a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
+Noodle fires a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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+Noodle scores with a barrage of loud punches to the chest!! Amateur sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Noodle jars Amateur with a heavy straight right to the mouth.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle jolts Amateur with a pair of commanding punches to the face!
+Noodle staggers Amateur with a powerful right to the chin. Amateur falls against the ropes!
-Amateur attempts a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Amateur Big Boy landed 14 of 42 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 63 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9


Amateur doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Amateur clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

+Amateur punches Noodle with a uppercut to the chin. Noodle backpedals to his own corner.
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-Amateur tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Noodle suprises Amateur with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
+Noodle hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Noodle pummels Amateur with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Amateur hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle annoys Amateur with a pair of light blows to the stomach. Amateur shakes his head to clear it.
+Noodle solidly lands a volley of punches to the mouth. Amateur ignores it.
+Noodle scores with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Noodle strikes with a series of punches to the head.
+Noodle smashes Amateur with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the eye! Amateur hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Amateur attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Noodle hurts Amateur with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus. Amateur seems wobbly!
+Noodle solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Amateur stuns Noodle with a flurry of heavy blows to the chin.
+Noodle tags Amateur with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
-Amateur attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Noodle leaps aside.
+Noodle belts Amateur with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Noodle rocks Amateur with a mean cross to the mouth!!
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-Amateur lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Noodle pokes Amateur with a pair of loud punches to the mouth!
+Amateur takes charge with a roundhouse to the head!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Amateur Big Boy landed 13 of 37 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 63 of 63 punches.

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9

Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18


Amateur doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Amateur clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.

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Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle catches Amateur with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin!
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+Noodle fires a volley of punches to the head.
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+Noodle tags Amateur with a powerful left to the face.
-Amateur probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Noodle steps aside.
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+Noodle tosses a volley of powerful punches to the head. Amateur seems wobbly!
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-Amateur fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle backs up Amateur with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose!
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Amateur lands a loud uppercut to the nose.
-Amateur probes with a volley of right shots to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Amateur clocks Noodle with a series of quick blows to the jaw!
+Noodle wallops Amateur with a vicious hook to the mouth.
+Noodle annoys Amateur with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
+Amateur drills Noodle with a straight right to the nose. Noodle covers up.
Amateur lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Noodle's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the nose.
-Amateur launches a series of right blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Noodle tries to attack, but Amateur hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle punches Amateur with a series of punches to the head. Amateur quickly recovers.
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+Noodle scores with a jab to the jaw. Amateur seems wobbly!
+Noodle hurts Amateur with a volley of punches to the nose. Amateur doesn't notice.
+Noodle hits with a volley of powerful punches to the nose. Amateur hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Amateur Big Boy landed 14 of 37 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 59 of 62 punches.

Amateur Big Boy won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Amateur doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Amateur is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Noodle stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Amateur nails Noodle with a volley of stinging crosses to the jaw!
Amateur lands a well placed right hook and Noodle's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Amateur Big Boy wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Amateur remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Amateur Big Boy 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Amateur Big Boy 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Amateur Big Boy 10-8

Amateur Big Boy wins by a knockout!