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(Heavyweight) Annoyance v5.0 defeated Total Looser by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, November 3, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Total Looser!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 285 pounds (129 kilograms) is Annoyance v5.0!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Looser annoys Annoyance with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
+Looser throws a furious straight right to the nose.
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+Looser hammers Annoyance with a pair of vicious combinations to the jaw! Annoyance doesn't notice.
+Annoyance nails Looser with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!
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-Looser launches a series of punches to the jaw, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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+Annoyance hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head. Looser backpedals to his own corner.
-Looser fires a pair of combinations to the chin, but Annoyance blocks.
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+Annoyance drills Looser with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
Annoyance lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Looser lands flat on his back!!

ONE

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SIX
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Annoyance tags Looser with a series of punches to the face.
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+Annoyance pounds Looser with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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+Looser hits with Annoyance with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Annoyance punches Looser with a pair of punches to the head.
-Looser throws a jab to the temple, but only hits air.
-Looser charges with a flurry of combinations to the chin, but Annoyance takes it in the forearms.
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+Annoyance takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the head!!
Annoyance lands a powerful left blow to the head and Looser goes down!!

ONE

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EIGHT
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Looser backs up Annoyance with a stiff jab to the nose. Annoyance falls against the ropes!
Looser lands a thundering right blow to the head and Annoyance falls senseless!!

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SEVEN
Annoyance struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Annoyance takes charge with a nice roundhouse to the chin. Looser falls against the ropes!
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+Annoyance strikes with a nasty straight right to the head!
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+Looser nails Annoyance with a flurry of heavy combinations to the head. Annoyance is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 12 of 32 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 31 of 31 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 10-9


Looser doesn't even want to rest!

Annoyance doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance tags Looser with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
+Annoyance fires a pair of punches to the chest!! Looser shakes his head to clear it.
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+Looser shakes Annoyance with a volley of solid combinations to the nose.
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+Annoyance tags Looser with a volley of quick punches to the chest. Looser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Looser lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Annoyance stays away from it.
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+Looser lands Annoyance with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Annoyance punches Looser with a glancing right to the ribs.
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+Looser jolts Annoyance with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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-Looser paws a pair of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Annoyance hurts Looser with a wild straight right to the solar plexus!
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+Annoyance hits with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Looser launches a pair of combinations to the head, but Annoyance covers himself well.
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+Annoyance jars Looser with a straight right to the chest. Looser quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 12 of 31 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 34 of 34 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 20-18


Looser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Looser attacks with a series of commanding punches to the face.
-Looser attempts a volley of right combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Looser takes charge with a series of nasty combinations to the jaw. Annoyance sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Annoyance connects with a quick jab to the eye!
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-Looser attempts a volley of combinations to the nose, but Annoyance hides behind his gloves.
+Annoyance tosses a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Looser pounds Annoyance with a volley of stiff combinations to the mouth.
+Annoyance pummels Looser with a pair of punches to the mouth. Looser falls against the ropes!
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-Looser attempts a pair of left shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Annoyance wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
Annoyance lands a blood spattering uppercut and Looser is flattened!!

ONE

TWO

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SEVEN
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Annoyance stuns Looser with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Annoyance pokes Looser with a series of stiff combinations to the nose.
-Looser attacks with a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Looser takes charge with Annoyance with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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-Looser tries to land a volley of left combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 10 of 34 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 23 of 24 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 30-26


Looser is obviously tired.

Annoyance remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Looser jolts Annoyance with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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-Looser lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Looser lashes out with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Looser probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but Annoyance leaps aside.
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+Annoyance backs up Looser with a right to the temple. Looser beats a hasty retreat.
+Annoyance fires a barrage of combinations to the eye.
+Annoyance grazes Looser with a pair of punches to the nose!!
Annoyance lands a tremendous left smash to the jaw and Looser is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Annoyance shakes Looser with a jab to the temple.
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-Looser probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but Annoyance quickly backs away.
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+Annoyance shakes Looser with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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+Looser drills Annoyance with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
-Looser lashes out with a series of combinations to the face, but Annoyance quickly backs away.
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+Looser hits Annoyance with a pair of commanding combinations to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 8 of 32 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 23 of 23 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 40-34


Looser is slowing down.

Annoyance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Annoyance jolts Looser with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Looser probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Annoyance escapes.
+Annoyance hurts Looser with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Looser grimaces in pain.
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-Looser tries to land a left to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Annoyance throws a volley of punches to the ribs. Looser doesn't seem bothered.
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-Looser fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Annoyance steps aside and laughs.
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+Looser throws Annoyance with a head butt! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Looser hits with a pair of furious combinations to the temple.
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-Looser lashes out with a pair of combinations to the head, but fails to score.
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-Looser probes with a series of right combinations to the face, but misses completely.
+Annoyance tosses a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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-Looser probes with a pair of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 8 of 33 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 30 of 30 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-8

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 50-42


Looser looks exhausted.

Annoyance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Annoyance drills Looser with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
+Looser clocks Annoyance with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Annoyance punches Looser with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!
-Looser probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Annoyance jars Looser with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Annoyance wakes up the fans with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus. Looser doesn't seem bothered.
-Looser launches a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but Annoyance escapes.
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-Looser paws a barrage of left combinations to the nose, but Annoyance covers himself well.
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-Looser tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Looser tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Annoyance hits with a series of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 5 of 34 punches, and Annoyance v5.0 landed 33 of 33 punches.

Annoyance v5.0 won the round 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 is winning the fight 60-51


Looser receives medical attention from his trainer.

Annoyance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Annoyance is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Looser probes with a series of left combinations to the face, but loses his balance.
-Looser throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Looser backs up Annoyance with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Annoyance clocks Looser with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Looser lashes out with a pair of combinations to the eye, but Annoyance ties him up.
+Annoyance hits Looser with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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-Looser tries a roundhouse to the nose, but Annoyance ducks.
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+Annoyance slams Looser with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth.
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+Annoyance catches Looser with a series of punches to the jaw. Looser shakes his head to clear it.
Annoyance lands a mighty left blow to the temple and Looser lands flat on his back!!

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NINE
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Annoyance slams Looser with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
Annoyance lands a terrific right smash to the jaw and Looser goes down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Looser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Looser throws a jab to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Annoyance wallops Looser with a barrage of strong punches to the face.
Annoyance lands a ferocious left haymaker and Looser is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Annoyance v5.0 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Looser can't remember which corner is his.

Annoyance grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 3: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 5: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 3: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 5: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 2: Annoyance v5.0 10-9
Round 3: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 4: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 5: Annoyance v5.0 10-8
Round 6: Annoyance v5.0 10-9

Annoyance v5.0 wins by a knockout!