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(Heavyweight) Total Looser defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, October 20, 2018

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is Total Looser!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Censored rocks Looser with a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Looser laughs!
+Looser hurts Censored with a series of powerful combinations to the eye.
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+Censored pounds Looser with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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+Censored attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. Looser ignores it.
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+Censored wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Censored solidly lands a strong sweeping right to the jaw.
+Censored belts Looser with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Censored pokes Looser with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+Censored whacks Looser with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Censored tosses a series of solid punches to the jaw. Looser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Censored connects with a series of commanding combinations to the head.
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+Censored lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose!
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+Looser grazes Censored with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Censored connects with a volley of punches to the chin. Looser falls against the ropes!
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-Looser throws a pair of combinations to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Censored belts Looser with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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-Looser throws a straight right to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Looser tries to land a left sweeping right to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Censored fires a series of mean punches to the chin.
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-Looser attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Censored deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 10 of 35 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 84 of 91 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber is winning the fight 10-9


Looser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Censored doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Censored takes charge with a series of wild punches to the temple.
+Censored throws a series of wild punches to the chin. Looser covers up.
+Looser smacks Censored with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Censored backs up Looser with a pair of powerful combinations to the nose.
+Censored attacks with a jab to the chest.
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+Censored hits Looser with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Censored hits Looser with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Looser pounds Censored with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
Looser lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Censored lands flat on his back!!

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TWO

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FIVE

SIX
Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Censored wallops Looser with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Looser connects with Censored with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
-Looser launches a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Censored punches Looser with a series of mean punches to the chest. Looser beats a hasty retreat.
-Looser attempts a combination to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Censored drills Looser with a left to the temple!
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+Censored clocks Looser with a jab to the nose!
-Looser lunges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but Censored ties him up.
+Looser takes charge with a volley of combinations to the chin! Censored seems wobbly!
+Censored throws a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
+Censored punches Looser with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Censored whacks Looser with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Looser covers up.
+Censored lands a series of nice punches to the mouth!! Looser backpedals to his own corner.
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+Censored throws a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. Looser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Censored fires a roundhouse to the face. Looser is hurt!
+Censored jolts Looser with a stiff jab to the temple.
-Looser launches a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Censored wallops Looser with a stinging jab to the mouth!
+Censored pounds Looser with a series of wild punches to the ribs!
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+Censored nails Looser with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
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+Censored pokes Looser with a barrage of strong punches to the face. Looser laughs!
+Censored suprises Looser with a strong cross to the chest!
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+Censored nails Looser with a nasty straight right to the head. Looser doesn't notice.
+Censored fires a pair of punches to the eye.
+Censored jolts Looser with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 11 of 34 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 102 of 108 punches.

Total Looser won the round 10-8

Total Looser is winning the fight 19-18


Looser doesn't even want to rest!

Censored grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Censored is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Censored drills Looser with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Censored grazes Looser with a jab to the mouth.
+Censored solidly lands a stiff combination to the ribs. Looser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Looser charges with a flurry of combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
+Censored attacks with a left to the eye. Looser shakes his head to clear it.
-Looser tries to land a volley of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Censored nails Looser with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Looser slams Censored with a head butt! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Censored smacks Looser with a flurry of punches to the eye. Looser is hurt!
+Censored pounds Looser with a series of punches to the jaw. Looser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Looser throws a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Censored stays away from it.
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-Looser paws a right jab to the head, but Censored narrowly avoids it
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-Looser tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Censored drills Looser with a series of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Looser smacks Censored with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
+Censored hits with a flurry of solid combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Total Looser landed 8 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber landed 48 of 50 punches.

Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Looser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Censored is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Looser tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Censored grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Looser tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Looser lands a series of combinations to the chin.
Looser lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Censored is knocked off his feet!!

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SEVEN
Censored struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Looser tries to attack, but Censored hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Looser belts Censored with a low blow! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Censored solidly lands a hook to the solar plexus.
+Looser wallops Censored with a series of blows to the mouth. Censored quickly recovers.
Looser lands a blood spattering uppercut and Censored collapses!!

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TWO

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FIVE

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SEVEN

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NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Total Looser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Looser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Censored looks exhausted. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Total Looser 10-8
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Total Looser 10-8
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9
Round 2: Total Looser 10-8
Round 3: Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber 10-9

Total Looser wins by a knockout!